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Why India lost World cup final 2003 ?????????

Posted by @ B H i on March 24, 2007


***********Very serious matter **********


Just in case you were still wondering as to why India lost the final of the
2003 world cup after playing so well in the league games, probably here lies the answer…..

The teams that qualified for the super six stage…


India , Sri Lanka , Australia , New Zealand , Kenya ,Zimbabwe .


Note there are two teams each from the continents of Asia ,Australasia &
Africa respectively ..


The teams that have the last alphabet “a” in their names qualified for the
semifinals viz.


Indi’a’ , Australi’a’ , Keny’a’ & Sri Lank’a’.


The teams that have alphabets “ia” at the last of their name qualified for
the Final i.e


Ind “ia” & Austral”ia “.




Kisne World Cup ”lia” – Austra”lia”


Kisne World Cup “dia” – In”dia”

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Poem : That’s Love : Valentine’s Day

Posted by @ B H i on February 12, 2007

That’s Love

If you love some one because you think that he or she is really gorgeous ….then it’s not love .. it’s Infatuation
If you love some one because you think that you shouldn’t leave him because others think that you shouldn’t … then it’s not love.. it’s “Compromise”
If you love some one because you think that he or she is really gorgeous ….and u want them whatever the situation….then its’s not love.. it’sLust
If you love some one because you have been kissed by him … then it’s not love.. it’s “Inferiority complex”
If you love some one because you cannot leave him thinking that it would hurt his feelings .. then it’s not love .. it’s “Charity”
If you love some one because you share every thing with him … then it’s not love… it’s “Friendship”


If you feel the pain of the other person more than him even when he is stable and you cry for him … that’s “LOVE”
If you get attracted to other people but stay with him without any regrets… that’s “LOVE”
If you let him go knowing that he has to go but he doesn’t want to … that’s “LOVE”More Shayari, Poem , SMS, Sher’s on Shayari-E-Azam

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Really Good One…

Posted by @ B H i on February 2, 2007

Bryan came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep.

He gave a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he woke up he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe “Who the hell are you?” Demanded Brian, “and what are you doing in my bedroom?”.

The mysterious Man answered “This isn’t your bedroom and I’m St Peter”.

Brian was stunned “You mean I’m dead!!! That can’t be, I have so much to live for, I haven’t said goodbye to my family.. you’ve got to send me back straight away”.

St Peter replied “Yes you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We can only send you back as a dog or a hen.” Brian was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen.

A flash of light later he was covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground. “This ain’t so bad” he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him.

The farmyard rooster strolled over and said “So you’re the new hen,how are you enjoying your first day here?” “It’s not so bad” replies Brian, “but I have this strange feeling inside like I’m about to explode”. “You’re ovulating” explained the rooster, “don’t tell me you’ve never laid an egg before”. “Never” replies Brian “Well just relax and let it happen”

And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops out from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time. When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that ever happened to him. ever!!!

The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting

” Brian, wake up you drunken idiot, you’re shitting on the bed.” 

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kiss and slap..!

Posted by @ B H i on February 1, 2007

I think itz worth reading this story

A young Programmer and his Project Manager board a train headed through
the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit
except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her
grandmother. After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the
young programmer are interested in each other, because they are giving
each other looks. Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch
black. There is a sound of a kiss followed by the sound of a slap.

When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without
saying a word. The grandmother is thinking to herself, “It was very
brash for that young man to kiss my granddaughter, but I’m glad she
slapped him.”

The Project manager is sitting there thinking, “I didn’t know the young
tech was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure wish she hadn’t
missed him when she slapped me!”

The young woman was sitting and thinking, “I’m glad the guy kissed me,
but I wish my grandmother had not slapped him!”

The young programmer sat there with a satisfied smile on his face. He
thought to himself, “Life is good. How often does a guy have the chance
to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his Project manager all at the same

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Its easy to joke on a Sardar, but It’s too difficult to be a Sardar..

Posted by @ B H i on February 1, 2007

I was standing at jalandhar station when my attention went towards a Sikh youth standing near me wearing a Black turban having a long beard and wearing a kirpan over his shirt looking similar to a terrorist.After a while, one local train arrived, which was totally packed. The Sikh youth tried to alight the train but failed to do so. Just then a voice was heard from the back coach ‘Sardarji Barah Baj gaye’ (Sir it’s 12 o’clock!)

The Sikh youth looked over at that voice maker who was a young Mischievous type of person and instead of showing any anger made a smile towards him.

The smile made was so enigmatic that it seemed as if some type of truth lies behind it. Not able to resist my temptation, I walked towards him and asked why did he smile at that person who teased him. The Sikh youth replied, ‘He was not teasing me but was asking for my Help’ . I was surprised with these words and he told me that there was a big history behind that which one should know. I was eager to know the History and the Sikh youth narrated:

During 17th Century, when Hindustan was ruled by Mughals, all the Hindu people were humiliated and were treated like animals. Mughals treated the Hindu women as there own property and were forcing all Hindus to accept Islam and even used to kill the people if they were refusing to accept.That time, our ninth Guru, Sri Guru Teg Bahadarji came forward,in response to a request of some Kashmir Pandits to fight against all these cruel activities. Guruji told the Mughal emperor that if he could succeed in converting him to Islam, all the Hindus would accept the same.

But, if he failed, he should stop all those activities . The Mughal emperor happily agreed to that but even after lots of torture to Guruji and his fellow members he failed to convert him to Islam and Guruji along with his other four fellow members, were tortured and sacrificed their lives in Chandni Chowk. Since the Mughals were unable to convert them to Islam they were assassinated.

Thus Guruji sacrificed his life for the protection of Hindu religion. Can anybody lay down his life and that too for the protection of another religion? This is the reason he is still remembered as “Hind Ki Chaddar”, shield of India. For the sake of whom he had sacrificed his life, none of the them came forward to lift his body, fearing that they would also be assassinated

Seeing this incident our 10th Guruji! , Sri Guru Gobind Singhji (Son of Guru Teg Bahadarji) founder of khalsa made a resolution that he would convert his followers to such human beings who would not be able to hide themselves and could be easily located in thousands.

At the start, the Sikhs were very few in numbers as they were fighting against the Mughal emperors. At that time, Nadir Shah raided Delhi in the year 1739 and looted Hindustan and was carrying lot of Hindustan treasures and nearly 2200 Hindu women along with him. The news spread like a fire and was heard by Sardar Jassa Singh who was the Commander of the Sikh army at that time. He decided to attack Nadir Shah’s Kafila on the same midnight. He did so and rescued all the Hindu women and they were safely sent to their homes.

It didn’t happen only once but thereafter whenever any Abdaalis or Iranis had attacked and looted Hindustan and were trying to carry the treasures and Hindu women alo! ng with them for selling them in Abdal markets, the Sikh army although fewer in numbers but were brave hearted and attacked them at midnight,12 O’clock and rescued women.

After that time when there occurred a similar incidence, people started to contact the Sikh army for their help and Sikhs used to attack the raider’s at Midnight, 12 O’clock. Nowadays, these “smart people” and some Sikh enemies who are afraid of Sikhs, have spread these words that at 12 O’clock, the Sikhs go out of their senses.

This historic fact was the reason which made me smile over that person as I thought that his Mother or Sister would be in trouble! and wants my help and was reminding me by saying off ‘Sardarji Barah Baj Gaye’

Plz do forward this mail to all ur friends so they can know about sikh history & its a humble appeal PLEASE dont make fun of other RELIGIONS as every religion is as pure as urs.

“Its easy to joke on a Sardar, but It’s too difficult to be a Sardar”

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Small story !!

Posted by @ B H i on February 1, 2007

Yama was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death.

He asks PVNR and Advani to go to HEAVEN. But, for Laloo, Yama had
already decided that he should be sent to HELL.

Laloo is not at all happy with this decision. He asks Yama as to why
this discrimination is being made. All the three of them had served the
Similarly, all took bribes, all misused public positions, etc. Then why
the differential treatment? He felt that there should be a formal test
or an objective evaluation before a decision is made; and should not be
just based on opinion or preconceived notions.

Yama agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for an
English test.

1.   PVNR is asked to spell “INDIA” and he does it correctly.

2.   Advani is asked to spell “ENGLAND” and he too passes.

3.   It is Laloo’s turn and he is asked to spell “CZECHOSLOVAKIA”.

Laloo protests that he doesn’t know English.  He says this is not fair
and that he was given a tough question and thus forced to fail with
false intent.

Yama then agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi (to give another
Chance assuming that Laloo should at least feel that Hindi would provide
an equal platform for all three).

1. PVNR is asked to write “KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW”. He writes it easily
and passes.

2. Advani is asked to write “BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN”. He too passes.

3. Laloo is asked to write “BANDAR BOLA GRRRRRR…..” Tough one. He
fails again.

Laloo is extremely unhappy. Having been a student of history (which the
other two weren’t), he now requested for all the 3 to be subjected to a
test in history Yama says OK but this would be the last chance and that
he would not take any more tests.

1. PVNR is asked: “When did India get Independence?” He replied “1947”
and passed.

2. Advani is asked, “How many people died during the independence
Struggle?” He gets nervous. Yama asked him to choose from 3 options:
100,000 or 200,000 or 300,000. Advani catches it and says 200,000 and

3. It’s Laloo’s turn now. Yama asks him to give the Name and Address of
each of the 200,000 who died in the independence struggle. Laloo accepts
defeat and agrees to go to HELL.

Moral of the story:


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FACT : Real History of Taj-Mahal

Posted by @ B H i on January 21, 2007

It is proved Taj Mahal is not a burial of Mumtaj but an ancient temple of Lord Shiva. Sufficient proofs and website links are with this mail.

U can try this link (text and photo) before/after going through this mail:

“The Mogul Emperor Shah Jahan in the memory of his wife Mumtaz Mahal built the Taj Mahal. It was built in 22 years (1631 to 1653) by 20,000 artisans brought to India from all over the world! Many people believe Ustad Isa of Iran designed it.” This is what your guide probably told you if you ever visited the Taj Mahal. This is the same story I read in my history book as a student.


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iPhone is 0ut

Posted by @ B H i on January 13, 2007

Apple’s announcements at 9th Jan 9AM San Fransisco Steve Jobs KeyNote

1. iphone1.gifAppleTV – Oops Symbol(Apple) TV – See the difference 🙂
2. iPhone – No – iPhone is copyrighted by Cisco – so
iphone2.jpgSymbol(Apple)iPhone – See the difference


iPhone combines three products — a revolutionary mobile phone, a widescreen iPod with touch controls, and a breakthrough Internet communications device with desktop-class email, web browsing, maps, and searching — into one small and lightweight handheld device. iPhone also introduces an entirely new user interface based on a large multi-touch display and pioneering new software, letting you control everything with just your fingers. So it ushers in an era of software power and sophistication never before seen in a mobile device, completely redefining what you can do on a mobile phone.

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Joke : nice one

Posted by @ B H i on January 10, 2007

A ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded on a
beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere:

A. 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
B. 2 French men and 1 French woman
C. 2 German men and 1 German woman
D. 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
E. 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman
F. 2 Mexican men and 1 Mexican woman
G. 2 American men and 1 American woman
H. 2 Indian men and 1 Indian woman

What a Crazy coincidence! One month later, on various parts of the
island, the following was observed:

A. One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

B. The two French men and the French woman are living happily together.

C. The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they spend
time with the German woman.

D. The two Greek men are happy together, and the Greek woman is cooking
& cleaning for them.

E. The two Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and a long
look at the Polish woman, and they started swimming.

F. The two Mexican men are talking to all the other men on the island
trying to sell them the Mexican woman.

G. The two American men are contemplating suicide. The American woman
is bitching about her body being her own, the true nature of feminism,
the equal division of the household chores, how her last boyfriend
respected her opinion and treated her much better, and how her
relationship with her mother is improving.

H. What happened to the Indians????

The 2 Indian men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the
Indian woman!

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Awesome sixth sense

Posted by @ B H i on January 9, 2007

A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers which she ended by saying “God bless Mommy, God bless daddy, God bless grandma and good-bye grandpa.”

The father asked, “Why did you say good-bye grandpa?”

The little girl said, “I don’t know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to do.”

The next day grandpa died.

The father thought it was a strange coincidence.

A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers, which went like this: “God bless Mommy, God Bless daddy and good-bye grandma.”

The next day the grandmother died.

Oh my god, thought the father, this kid is in contact with the other side.

Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the  dad heard her say, “God bless Mommy and good-bye daddy.”

He practically went into shock. He couldn’t sleep all  night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office. He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock. He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay. He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight  arrived, he breathed a sigh of relief and went home.

When he got home his wife said “I’ve never seen you work so late, what’s the matter?”  He said “I don’t want to talk about it, I’ve just spent the worst day of my life.”

She said  “You think you had a bad day, you’ll never believe what happened to me. This morning our neighbour James dropped dead on our porch.”

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