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Cricket Innovation After World Cup 2007

Posted by @ B H i on May 10, 2007

The Cricket bat, ball & stumps are not going to be waste…. New Implementation of those in a productive manner….

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Abhishek and Aishwarya in Balaji Tirumala

Posted by @ B H i on April 24, 2007

Abhishek Bachan and Aishwarya Rai Bachan in Balaji Tirumala for Balaji Blessing

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India – Pakistan Unity

Posted by @ B H i on March 24, 2007

India Pakistan Unity

 

 

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Prayer for Indian Team

Posted by @ B H i on March 24, 2007

Sehwag ki maa ko bulao,
Sachin ko Pepsi pilao,
Ganguly ko Chawanprash khilao,
Dhoni ke baalo mein Gel lagao,
Dravid ko castorl pilao

KAISE BHI INDIA KO JITAO

 

Irade hai nek, hosle hai buland,
kasam hai hindustan ki ,

 

phir wohi jalwa dikhaenge,
Murlitharan ki ball ko
stadium ke bahar pahuchayenge….

 

aaj ek ball aur khel lo ,
aaj ek bat aur pakad lo ,
aaj ek wicket aur le lo ,
aaj ek match aur jeet lo…

 

aaj bas aaj…

 

kya pata kal INDIA World Cup mein ho na ho……

 

let us all pray for India….

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Examinations special

Posted by @ B H i on March 13, 2007

Ø Special offer……..Bring a chit on exam day, scratch and show it to your nearest teacher and win free trip to Principal’s office and enjoy 3 years vacation at home.
Hurry offer valid until exams only….

Ø It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write our exam once (excluding supplementary). Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees.
Say NO to EXAMS

Ø Student’s declaration at the end of answer paper. Reminds me of Disclaimer Notices!
“I hereby declare that answers written above r true 2d best of mine & my friend’s knowledge & I claim no responsibility whatsoever 4any mistakes. Whatever I have written is truly fictitious & any resemblance with the Subject Matter is purely Coincidental.”

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Cricket World Cup 2007 Horoscopes & Luck & Prediction

Posted by @ B H i on March 13, 2007

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Top 10 woman over the past 1000 years

Posted by @ B H i on March 8, 2007

ON THE WOMAN DAY. TRIBUTE TO GREAT LADIES OF THE WORLD….

Dr Usha Menon

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Dr Usha Menon (UCL Institute for Women’s Health) has won the ‘Woman of the Year’ category at the Asian Achievers Awards 2006.

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Indira Gandhi

 

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Elizabeth I

 

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Mother Teresa

 

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Marie Curie

 

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Margaret Thatcher

 

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Joan of Arc

 

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Emmeline Pankhurst

 

Everywoman

 

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Aung San Suu Kyi

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Eleanor Roosevelt

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Insult to Indian Flag

Posted by @ B H i on March 3, 2007

Respected Mr. President,

These pictures I am sending you shows the gross disrespect and
insult to the Indian National flag by this so called “spiritual leader” and self proclaimed “GOD” Mataji Nirmala Devi.
This disrespect to our country’s flag shows that she has definately no respect or love for the country that gave her so much and her husband who was an IFS officer and chief of the SCI
(he is seated next to her in the pics). Such a shame.

I did urge and pleaded to all Indians who deeply love their country to forward the photos to as many people as possible so that it does catch the eye of someone higher up in the Indian Govt who can really take some action against this cult.
And I am sending it directly to you Mr. President to get a direct action on the disrespect shown to our National Flag by this woman.

By the way can you just try and recognize the person kneeling down in pink shirt.

For your information and necessary action.

A Proud Indian

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Happy Holi To u In advance

Posted by @ B H i on March 3, 2007

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Posted in Bollywood, Current Issues, Friends, Friends-Fun, Funny, Hindi, Holi, Holidays & Celebrations, Indian, Life, Office | 20 Comments »

Golden Rules for Career Success

Posted by @ B H i on March 3, 2007

1. Business is made up of ambiguous victories and nebulous defeats. Claim them all as victories.

2. Keep track of what you do; someone is sure to ask You.

3. Be comfortable around Senior managers, or learn to fake it.

4. Never bring your boss a problem without some solution.

5. You are getting paid to think, not to whine.

6. Long hours don’t mean anything; results count, and not the efforts.

7. Write down ideas; or else they will get lost, like good pens.

8. Always arrive at work 30 minutes before your boss.

9. Help other people network for jobs. You never know when your turn will come.

10. Don’t take days off sick-unless you are.

11. Assume no one will / can keep a secret.

12. Know when you do your best: – morning, night, under  pressure, relaxed; schedule and prioritize your work accordingly.

13. Treat everyone who works in the organization with respect and dignity, whether it be the Cleaner or the Managing director. Don’t ever  be patronizing.

14. Never appear stressed in front of a client, a customer or your  boss. Take a deep breath and ask yourself – In the course of human  events, how important is this?

15. If you get the entrepreneurial urge, visit someone who has his own  business. It will certainly cure you.

16. Acknowledging someone else’s contribution will always repay you  doubly.

17. Career planning is an oxymoron. The most exciting opportunities  tend to be unplanned.

18. Always choose to do what you’ll remember ten years from now.

19. The size of your office is not as important as the size of your pay cheque.

20. Understand what finished work looks like and deliver your work  only when it is finished.

21.. The person who spends all of his or her time is not hard-working;  he or she is boring.

22. Know how to write business letter including “Thank You” notes as  well as Proposals.

23. Never confuse a Memo with reality. Most memos from the top are  political fantasy.

24. Eliminate guilt. Don’t fiddle with expenses, taxes or benefits, and  don’t cheat your colleagues.

25. Reorganizations mean that someone will lose his or her job. Get on  the committee that will make the recommendations.

26. Job security does not exist anywhere.

27. Always have an answer to the question “What would I do if I lost  my job tomorrow?”

28. Go to the company Christmas/Rain Dance party.

29. Don’t get drunk at the company Christmas/Rain Dance party.

30. Avoid working at weekends. Work longer during the week if you have  to.

31. The most successful people in business are interesting.

32. Sometimes you’ll be on a winning streak and everything will click; take maximum advantage. When the opposite is true, hold steady and wait  for it to be out.

33. Never in your life say, “It’s not my job.”

34. Be loyal to your career, your interests and yourself.

35. Understand the skills and abilities that set you apart. Use them  whenever you have an opportunity.

36.People remember the end of the project. As they say in boxing,  “Always finish stronger than you start.”

 Life – Love it or Change it…

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