Laughter All The Way….

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Posted by @ B H i on February 21, 2007






1. Open a new file in your PC .

2. Name it ” Boss

3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN

4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN

5. Your PC will ask you, “Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently?”

6. Answer calmly, “Yes,” and press the mouse button firmly….

7.  Feel better?



Posted in Enjoy Life, Funny, Humor, Software, Windows, wishes and hopes | 10 Comments »

The Software Development cycle!

Posted by @ B H i on January 22, 2007

1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.

2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found.

3. Programmer fixes 10 of the bugs and explains to the testing department that the other 10 aren’t really bugs.

4. Testing department finds that five of the fixes didn’t work and discovers 15 new bugs.

5. Repeat three times steps 3 and 4.

6. Due to marketing pressure and an extremely premature product announcement based on overly-optimistic programming schedule, the product is released.

7. Users find 137 new bugs.

8. Original programmer, having cashed his royalty check, is nowhere to be found.

9. Newly-assembled programming team fixes almost all of the 137 bugs, but introduce 456 new ones.

10. Original programmer sends underpaid testing department a postcard from Fiji. Entire testing department quits.

11. Company is bought in a hostile takeover by competitor using profits from their latest release, which had 783 bugs.

12. New CEO is brought in by board of directors. He hires a programmer to redo program from scratch.

13. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.

And the cycle continues….

Posted in Analysis, Funny, Programmers, Software | 1 Comment »

Orkut Blocked …… Don’t worry …..

Posted by @ B H i on January 22, 2007

Try d link :

after the login ….

may be hanged at redirecting page…

don’t worry …

type the same url again and press enter ….


Posted in Analysis, Current Issues, Information, Internet Links, NIce Trick, Office, Programmers, Technology | 2 Comments »

iPhone is 0ut

Posted by @ B H i on January 13, 2007

Apple’s announcements at 9th Jan 9AM San Fransisco Steve Jobs KeyNote

1. iphone1.gifAppleTV – Oops Symbol(Apple) TV – See the difference 🙂
2. iPhone – No – iPhone is copyrighted by Cisco – so
iphone2.jpgSymbol(Apple)iPhone – See the difference


iPhone combines three products — a revolutionary mobile phone, a widescreen iPod with touch controls, and a breakthrough Internet communications device with desktop-class email, web browsing, maps, and searching — into one small and lightweight handheld device. iPhone also introduces an entirely new user interface based on a large multi-touch display and pioneering new software, letting you control everything with just your fingers. So it ushers in an era of software power and sophistication never before seen in a mobile device, completely redefining what you can do on a mobile phone.

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Posted in Analysis, Current Issues, Gadgets, Guest Contributors, Information, Internet Links, Office, Short Stories, Software, Technology, wishes and hopes | 1 Comment »

My new year resolution for 2007

Posted by @ B H i on January 12, 2007

Dear Friends,




This is my resolution for the year 2007 ……

This is my resolution for the year 2007 ……

MyResolution for this Year 1024 by 768 pixels!!!!!!
Whats yours ?? 🙂











My Resolution for this Year 1024 by 768 pixels!!!!!!
Whats yours ??

Posted in Current Issues, Friends, Funny, Happy New Year, Holidays & Celebrations, Software, Windows | 1 Comment »

Nice Link

Posted by @ B H i on December 22, 2006

A very Nice Site ..  It has not button, you dont have to click just move…..

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Technically correct but a completely useless answer

Posted by @ B H i on December 16, 2006

A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft’s electronic navigation and communications equipment.

Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter’s position.

The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it,  circled, and held up a
handwritten sign that said “WHERE AM I?”
in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the
aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window.Their sign

The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer
to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the
copilot asked the pilot how he had done it.

“I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building , because they gave me a
technically correct but completely useless answer .”

Posted in Analysis, Funny, Jokes, Windows | 10 Comments »

Close Outlook from your home

Posted by @ B H i on December 15, 2006

Problem Situation:

Friday night in the comforts of your home. Looking ahead for a happy weekend.

You suddenly remember that you are going to receive an important mail from onsite, on Friday EOD their time i.e. Saturday morning our time, for which you have to reply. The contents of the mail is not the problem.

You know you could reply in your comforts of your home using webaccess.

The Big Bang. You forgot to close Outlook and the mail will sink into your PST. 😦

Solution 1:
Go to office first thing on Saturday morning just to close outlook or reply to the mail if it has already arrived.

Solution 2:
Send an email on Friday night to your own email ID, which is preconfigured to close Outlook in your machine.

Cool…right?… So how do you do it?

Open Notepad
Type “tskill outlook”         //without the quotes
Save it as closeoutlook.bat, in a secure location

Open Outlook
Go to Tool-> Rules and Alerts
Choose “New Rule”
In the “Rules Wizard” popup choose “Start from a blank rule”. Leave the default option of “Check message when they arrive”. Click Next.
Tick “with specific words in the subject or body”. Click on “specific words” at the window and type a text like “kindlyclosemyoutlook”. Click Next.
In the new options pane, tick “start application”. Choose the “closeoutlook.bat” file by browsing. By default it will show only *.exe files I the browse panel. Choose all files to view your file.
Click Next and then Finish.
Voila! You are done.

Test it by sending a mail to yourself with the text “kindlyclosemyoutlook” in your mail subject or body.
Enjoy Happy Weekends Ahead!!!

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Nice Link…hacker Minds

Posted by @ B H i on December 14, 2006

Nice Link….

Must follow the link and try to solve all….

HINT : It has 23 pages not 5, which most of you will think…

Click Me !!!

Posted in Friends-Fun, Internet Links, NIce Trick, Quiz | 5 Comments »

Check the meaning of ur name

Posted by @ B H i on December 13, 2006

A great a link to know the meaning of your name…..

Check the meaning of ur name…

Posted in Internet Links | 1 Comment »