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Random Thought

Posted by @ B H i on May 20, 2007

“A man would do nothing if he waited until he could do it so well that no one would find fault with what he has done.”


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Passing Thoughts…………

Posted by @ B H i on May 20, 2007

Never tell your problems to anyone…
20% don’t care and the other 80% are glad you have them.

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Thought of the day

Posted by @ B H i on May 20, 2007

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take; but by the moments that take our breath away…..

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Cricket Innovation After World Cup 2007

Posted by @ B H i on May 10, 2007

The Cricket bat, ball & stumps are not going to be waste…. New Implementation of those in a productive manner….


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A very warm good morning friends!!

Posted by @ B H i on March 24, 2007

Pick of the Day: Advice


“The best advice I can give is to ignore advice.
Life is too short to be distracted by the opinions of others.”

–               Russel Edson

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Why India lost World cup final 2003 ?????????

Posted by @ B H i on March 24, 2007


***********Very serious matter **********


Just in case you were still wondering as to why India lost the final of the
2003 world cup after playing so well in the league games, probably here lies the answer…..

The teams that qualified for the super six stage…


India , Sri Lanka , Australia , New Zealand , Kenya ,Zimbabwe .


Note there are two teams each from the continents of Asia ,Australasia &
Africa respectively ..


The teams that have the last alphabet “a” in their names qualified for the
semifinals viz.


Indi’a’ , Australi’a’ , Keny’a’ & Sri Lank’a’.


The teams that have alphabets “ia” at the last of their name qualified for
the Final i.e


Ind “ia” & Austral”ia “.




Kisne World Cup ”lia” – Austra”lia”


Kisne World Cup “dia” – In”dia”

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Great One

Posted by @ B H i on March 16, 2007

January to december
sunday to saturday
Am to Pm
My feelings for u have never changed…….
a HEADACHE to me !!!!

When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i’ll take u an eye specialist !!

If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage

During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom is made to sit on the horse ?
He is given his last chance to run away.

The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish,too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled “It really works!”

LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire….. continues with smoke…..and ends in ashes…
But dont worry – we are chain smokers

ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best

True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy

so when u need true love
spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow

Dear Friend,

when i ask u flower,
u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock


I had VODKA with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK

when i call u;
1 ring means i’m thinking of u;
2 ring means i like u;
3 means i miss u;
4 means ………pick d phone idiot

Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence …
Student : WOW !

A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..

History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?
Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir….

Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age hitler commited suicide

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Some Good Old Sayings

Posted by @ B H i on March 16, 2007

Really Nice…..

* There are some things that money can’t buy. For everything else, my salary isn’t sufficient!!
* I try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.
* They can’t fire me, slaves have to be sold.
* Home is where the television is.
* Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.
* Death is hereditary.
* Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.
* Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
* When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets.
* Experience is what a comb gives you after you lose your hair.
* Well done is better than well said.
* Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.
* Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
* You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
* I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
* If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
* Pessimist: A person that looks both ways when crossing a one way street.
* The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an approaching train.
* Where there’s a will there are five hundred relatives.
* I have a drinking problem – I can’t afford it.
* Everyone should have a spouse, because there are a number of things that go
Wrong that one can’t blame on the government.
* There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.
* An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound

And finally

* Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

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Top 10 woman over the past 1000 years

Posted by @ B H i on March 8, 2007


Dr Usha Menon

Dr Usha Menon (UCL Institute for Women’s Health) has won the ‘Woman of the Year’ category at the Asian Achievers Awards 2006.

Indira Gandhi


Elizabeth I


Mother Teresa


Marie Curie


Margaret Thatcher


Joan of Arc


Emmeline Pankhurst




Aung San Suu Kyi


Eleanor Roosevelt

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A beautiful Prayer.

Posted by @ B H i on March 3, 2007

*Dear God, *


“Please tell my mom not to waste water”

*Thanda hai na…*


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