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Best Love Shayari – Love Sher – Romantic Shayari – Romantic Sher

Posted by @ B H i on February 20, 2007

Hum Rona To Bhot chahte hai
Magar Galay Lagne Wala Koi Nahi
Sab Hai Magar apna koi nahi

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Khuda kisiki muhabbat pe fida na kare,
Agar kare to zindagi bhar judaa na kare..

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I searched through books, and I leafed through cards,
For words that would convey, what I had in my heart,
But when I sat down to write all I can write was….
I can’t live without you!!!

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Love is like standing in the wet cement,
The longer you stay, the harder it is to leave
And you can never go without leaving your shoe behind.

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Kabhi roke muskuraye, kabhi muskurake roye
Teri yaad jab bhi aayee, tujhe bhula bulake roye
Ek tera hi naam tha jise hazaar baartha likha
Jise khush hue the likhkar use mita mitake roye…

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U tho hum kisi ka picha nahi karte,
darde dil diya or liya nahi karte,
itfak ki baat hai ye dil tuj par aagya,
warna itne kimte cheez kisi ko diya nahi karte

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Mera ikraar tere inkaar se behatar hoga
Mera din bhi teri raat se behtar hoga
Yakeen nahin to dolee se jhankke dekhna
Mera janazaa teri baaraat se behatar hoga…

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Mere Honton ke mehaktay hue naghmo par na ja
Mere seenay main kaye aur bhi ghum paltay hain
Mere chehray par dikhaway ka tabassum hai magar
Meri aankhon main udaasi kay diye jalte hain

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Chupa chupake raat din aansu bahana yaad hai,
Humko ab tak, Aashiqui ka, wo zamana yaad hai…
Aisa lagtaa hai, ke saaree khubsuratee tuj mein samaagaye
Raahon mein chalte ho, to nazarein tuj par rekhtee hai,
Andheraa jeevan bhi, tuj se roshan ho jata hai…

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Love Shayari – Love Sher – Romantic Shayari – Romantic Sher

Posted by @ B H i on February 20, 2007

Mohabbat Sher
Mohabbat khudaa ki Rehmat hai
Mehboob us mohabbat ke alaamat hai
Hum to paarde me the aur qaasid paigaam le aaya
Khat unke aane ka paigaam le aaya
Hum unnke ammad ki ummid lagaye baaite the aur dar pe wo aaye
Unnke deedar-e-beqarari me hum parda-e-hayaa bhool aaye!


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Bhool Gaya!
Ankhon mein tere dekhate hii
hum apni pehachan bhool gaye
Jane kya nasha hai unmein
ki har maykhane kaa patha bhool gaye.


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Love ki Yaadein
aanken band kar bhi hum tera deedar karte hain
aee sanam hum to sirf tum se pyar karte hain.
lakh chaah kar bhi main tujhe bhula nahi sakta
saans rahte, teri tasvir aankhon se hataa nahi sakta.
aakhiri pal tak oo bewafaa , tujehe yaad karta hoon
teri yaadon ko seene mein basaa kar chalta hoon.



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Hawa Mein Tum…
Sadal se Mahekti hui
Purcafe Hawa ka Zokaa
Koi Lehraiye too
Lagta hai ke Tum Ho.


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Best Valentine’s Day Love SMS

Posted by @ B H i on February 14, 2007

If a day had 36 hours i’d spend 12 picking u flowers, If we had 48 life would surely be great,
And if it was 72?  I’d climb a mountain just to tell the world i love you,
But…all we have is 24, Which means i’ll keep the message short, And simply spend every precious hour with you, Today n forever.
 

You are my special friend I love u from the core of my heart, I’ll always keep you near.

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Valentine’s Day – Love SMS Messages

Posted by @ B H i on February 12, 2007

today a few drops of blood fell down of my heart and when i asked why the response was “There was someone very cruel in yours heat that forced us to come out.

L is for lust
O is for over
v is for very loveable
e is for ever
the 4 signs of love

Love is just like life, its not always easy and does not always bring happiness. but when we do not stop living why should we stop loving

Remember me like pressed flower in ur Notebook.It may not b having any fragrance,but will remind u of my existence 4ever in ur life…

My love that shall not die, till the sun grows cold, and the stars grow old

Love is like swallowing hot chocolate, it takes you by surprise at firts, but keeps you warm for a long time

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Valentine’s Day – Love SMS Messages

Posted by @ B H i on February 12, 2007

My love for you is a journey, starting at forever and ending at never

Dont give password of our Love and friendship to anybody,Because if u will say this password “I LOVE U” It means he will hack u from me and u will go out from my hands.

If you have a boy friend or a girl friend and you have a mobile, don’t wait, just write these lovely romantic sms messages on your mobile phone and send to your loved ones. If he or she really loves you, you will get a reply with more romantic sms message. Exchange these love sms on this Valentines day.

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COLLECTION OF FUNNY SMSes

Posted by @ B H i on January 9, 2007

Boy- chalo!! kisi viran jagah chalte hai…!

Girl-tum aisi vaisi harkat to nahi karoge na…?

Boy-bilkul nahi!

Girl-to fir rehne do….!!

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SANTA Gifted a Card to his Dad on his B’day with a Sher :

“Phul to Bahut he par Gulab Jesa Koi Nahi,Papa to Bahut hai Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahi.”

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Dad: D girl whom I showed u is Roopvati, Gunvati & Dhanvati. So u shoud marry her.

Son: But d girl whom I love is GARBHVATI so I must marry her

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Aankho mein “SHARAFAT”
chaal main”NAJAKAT”
dil me”SACHCHAI”
aur chehre me”SAFAI”
Phir kyon na bole har ladki apko “BHAI” . . . . . . .

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Sardar:Shirt K Liye Koi Badhiya Kapda DikahO?
Salesman:Plain Me Dikha du?
Sardar:Abe!Hawaai Jahaaj Me Jaane Ki Kya zarurat Hai yahi par dikha do.

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Who played a double role in SHOLAY?

Socho..

Aur socho yaar..

“COIN”..

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