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Random Thought

Posted by @ B H i on May 20, 2007

“A man would do nothing if he waited until he could do it so well that no one would find fault with what he has done.”


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Passing Thoughts…………

Posted by @ B H i on May 20, 2007

Never tell your problems to anyone…
20% don’t care and the other 80% are glad you have them.

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Thought of the day

Posted by @ B H i on May 20, 2007

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take; but by the moments that take our breath away…..

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A very warm good morning friends!!

Posted by @ B H i on March 24, 2007

Pick of the Day: Advice


“The best advice I can give is to ignore advice.
Life is too short to be distracted by the opinions of others.”

–               Russel Edson

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Great One

Posted by @ B H i on March 16, 2007

January to december
sunday to saturday
Am to Pm
My feelings for u have never changed…….
a HEADACHE to me !!!!

When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me
i’ll take u an eye specialist !!

If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage

During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom is made to sit on the horse ?
He is given his last chance to run away.

The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The wife decided to make a wish,too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled “It really works!”

LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire….. continues with smoke…..and ends in ashes…
But dont worry – we are chain smokers

ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur inocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best

True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy

so when u need true love
spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow

Dear Friend,

when i ask u flower,
u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock


I had VODKA with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK

when i call u;
1 ring means i’m thinking of u;
2 ring means i like u;
3 means i miss u;
4 means ………pick d phone idiot

Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to exclamatory sentence …
Student : WOW !

A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..

History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?
Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26 sir….

Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age hitler commited suicide

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Some Good Old Sayings

Posted by @ B H i on March 16, 2007

Really Nice…..

* There are some things that money can’t buy. For everything else, my salary isn’t sufficient!!
* I try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.
* They can’t fire me, slaves have to be sold.
* Home is where the television is.
* Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.
* Death is hereditary.
* Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.
* Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
* When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets.
* Experience is what a comb gives you after you lose your hair.
* Well done is better than well said.
* Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.
* Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
* You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
* I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
* If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
* Pessimist: A person that looks both ways when crossing a one way street.
* The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an approaching train.
* Where there’s a will there are five hundred relatives.
* I have a drinking problem – I can’t afford it.
* Everyone should have a spouse, because there are a number of things that go
Wrong that one can’t blame on the government.
* There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.
* An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound

And finally

* Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

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Thought of The Day

Posted by @ B H i on February 26, 2007

People are made to be Loved and Things are made to be used, but there is so much confusion in the world ‘coz people are being used & things are being loved

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Best Valentine’s Day Love SMS

Posted by @ B H i on February 14, 2007

If a day had 36 hours i’d spend 12 picking u flowers, If we had 48 life would surely be great,
And if it was 72?  I’d climb a mountain just to tell the world i love you,
But…all we have is 24, Which means i’ll keep the message short, And simply spend every precious hour with you, Today n forever.

You are my special friend I love u from the core of my heart, I’ll always keep you near.

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Good Proverbs Remixed

Posted by @ B H i on February 1, 2007

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.
Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT’S
-Albert Einstein
The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up
in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
– Robert Frost
The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.

– Franklin P. Jones
We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of
those we don’t like?
-Jean Cocturan
It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday
always just exactly fits the newspaper.
– Jerry Seinfeld
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or
– Darrin Weinberg
Life is pleasant.
Death is peaceful.
It’s the transition that’s troublesome.”
Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in
trouble again.
Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.
It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, didn’t know where to shop.
Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. (superb)

Forgive your enemies but remember their names. (good 1)
The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the
stupidity of your action.
Dont worry that the world ends today, its already tomorrow in
U learn in life when u lose

“Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.”
–Albert Einstein

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Valentine Day : Shades of love

Posted by @ B H i on February 1, 2007

Love in the heart was not meant there to stay. Love is not love till you give it away”. For love to be ever lasting and eternal every one should be aware of the different stages of love and know its significance. Following are the different phases through which you will travel in your love life and only those who pass it will have an endless love.

Attraction can be defined as something, which is more than friendship and is a step towards getting ready for a relationship. Now attraction is of two types:
dil.gifa. Physical Attraction – happens when your body reacts to another person. Heart rate increases; temperature rises, palms get sweaty; stomach flutters; throat tightens; etc. This is what will tell you that you are ready for the first contact and also whether you are comfortable in the company of the other person.
dil.gifb. Emotional Attraction – develops next if the circumstances are right. After being drawn to a person physically, you then begin to come closer. If you find you have things in common — hobbies, ideologies, career, education, or some other common ground — then an emotional attraction starts to form. Sometimes an emotional attraction can occur even when a physical attraction does not. And in this case, the bond will be stronger between the two who connect, since no preconceived notions based on physical appearance has occurred.

Intimacy is something, which a person experiences when you learn to trust and believe your lover. It is a close association with another person of the deepest nature. You share you thoughts, feelings, and dreams. You feel free to discuss everything with this person and you are absolutely comfortable in his company. Thus intimacy develops gradually. If you can’t establish intimacy with your partner, your relationship may work for a while, but is unlikely to endure throughout the years. Intimacy is actually the path to a true, healthy and beautiful relationship.
Romance is the essence of a relationship. Without romance your love life will not exist. Romance is the true identity of your love. It brings out your true self and helps you be a better lover, husband and partner. Romance is a celebration of the life you live as part of a couple. It springs naturally and originates from within your heart. It makes you do things that you possibly couldn’t have imagined to do otherwise. It shows you who you are and reminds you of the role you play in a relationship. Romance is not responsibility but it is caring about your responsibilities towards your lover and partner. Romance is the appreciation of two people who are celebrating the lucky coincidence that they found each other.

The third stage is passion, which basically means a desire for another person, which has grown to an intensity that can’t be ignored. This is often where an emotional relationship turns into a physical relationship. The passion stage is very important. For from here you will understand the true meaning and nature of your relationship. If there is no passion then its best to let go but if there is passion in your relationship then it is time to go on to the next stage.

The last stage is commitment. This is when you know that you want to spend your whole life with this person you love and you can do anything for him. It is when your whole world just revolves round your lover and you take a pledge to remain true to your mate throughout good and bad times, be by his side whenever he needs you.

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