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Happy New Year 2007 : Frustration on Chain mails

Posted by @ B H i on January 21, 2007

A Mail from a frustrated victim of chain mails:

I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003 & 2004 & 2005 & 2006

Because of your kindness:

* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it’s good for removing toilet stains.

* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.

* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.

* I don’t leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes. I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sampl! e and try to rob me.

* I also stopped answering the phon! e for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo.

* I also stopped drinking anything out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat feces and urine.

* When I go to parties, I don’t look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she’s been 7 since 1993…)

! * I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their sp! ecial e-mail program would arrive soon.

* My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland.

* Still open to help some from Bulgaria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle property of some hundred millions $.

* Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Ganesh Vandana, Tirupathi Balaji pics etc… now most of those ‘Wishes’ are already married (to someone else)

IMPORTANT NOTE:

If you do not post a comment and suggest at least 12477896 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will SH** on your head today at 6:30pm

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My new year resolution for 2007

Posted by @ B H i on January 12, 2007

Dear Friends,

 

 

 

This is my resolution for the year 2007 ……

This is my resolution for the year 2007 ……

MyResolution for this Year 1024 by 768 pixels!!!!!!
Whats yours ?? 🙂

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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My Resolution for this Year 1024 by 768 pixels!!!!!!
Whats yours ??
🙂

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Happy New Year 2007 : Where did the year go?

Posted by @ B H i on December 31, 2006

Where did the year go?

Suddenly it is December……again

 

we realize that with giant strides we started in

 

January and within a blink of an eye, 2006 is

 

on its back!

 

A big “Thank You” to you, for the huge impact you

 

had on my life this year. Especially for all the support and e-mails I

 

received…….without you, I’m sure that 2006 would have been extremely

 

boring.

 

From my side I wish you all a magical Festive Season filled with Loving

 

Wishes and Beautiful Thoughts.

 

May 2007 mark the beginning of a Tidal Wave of Love, Happiness and

 

Bright Futures.

 

And To those who need money, may your finances overflow

 

To those who need caring, may you find a good heart

 

To those who need friends, may you meet lovely people

 

To those who need life, may you find GOD

Wish u a Happy

&

Prosperous New Year!

 

Know Your Future ..Come Here

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Happy New Year 2007 : Friends

Posted by @ B H i on December 31, 2006

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Life is not meant to be a struggle, but a balanced and joyful journey.

 

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Always there is an answer.
When you run up against a wall, don’t look down and curse.
Look up and reach for an even higher, even better possibility. 

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HAPPY NEW YEAR

 


MAY ALL UR DREAMS COME

 

 

TRUE

 


MY WISHES TO U J

 

ENJOY AND HAVE FULL FUN

 

 

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 Know Your Future ..Come Here

 

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Happy New Year 2007 : Some Facts About 2007

Posted by @ B H i on December 31, 2006

Do you know the speciality of this NEW YEAR??????????????

It starts with MONDAY and ends also on MONDAY…………

 

No PUBLIC HOLIDAYS on SUNDAYS……………………….

 

This year has got highest number of SUNDAYS and SATURDAYS……………..

 

So enjoy the least working year in your life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

2007 – A YEAR WITH A DIFFERENCE………………………..

 

SO Make the coming Year More Productive than what we have achieved This year (Earlier )!

 

2007 is the Year to we will perform for our excellence!!

Wishing You Happiness!

 

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Naya saal Mubarak ho!!!

Posted by @ B H i on December 31, 2006

Naya saal Mubarak ho!!!

 

 

Wishing that the year ahead

 

brings you loads n loads of joys,

 

happiness n pleasant surprises…

 

 

It’s time again to bid adieu

 

and to usher in another year.

 

The essence of celebration is in the air –

 

for rejoicing, gifting, wishing and spreading good cheer.

 

So, let’s propose a toast for a Prosperous & Happy 2007.

 

 

 

Cheers to New Year 2007!!!

 

 

 


Hope you had wonderful time throughout 2006.

 

 

 

Let’s hope that the year 2007 would be more colorful

 

and contains many moments to cherish forever.

 

 


I pray the almighty

 

that he showers a positive response

 

for your entire request

 

and make your dreams come true on this

 

New Year Eve.

 

 

 

So, welcome the year 2007

 

with a broad smile and continue to smile

 

through out your life time!

 

 

 

HAPPY & PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR!

2007

 

 

 

All the best and I whole heartedly wish you

 

in meeting success in all your future endeavors!

 

 

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Happy New Year 2007 : Poem

Posted by @ B H i on December 31, 2006

“Another fresh new year is here . . .
Another year to live!
To banish worry, doubt, and fear,
To love and laugh and give!

This bright new year is given me
To live each day with zest . . .
To daily grow and try to be
My highest and my best!

 

I have the opportunity
Once more to right some wrongs,
To pray for peace, to plant a tree,
And sing more joyful songs!”

 

Then sing, young hearts that are full of cheer,
With never a thought of sorrow;
The old goes out, but the glad young year
Comes merrily in tomorrow.

 

Ring out the old, ring in the new,
Ring, happy bells, across the snow:
The year is going, let him go;
Ring out the false, ring in the true.

 

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Happy New Year 2007 : Quotation

Posted by @ B H i on December 31, 2006

“We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year’s Day. “

Wish You A Very-Very Happy N Prosperous New Year 2007

Know Your Future ..Come Here

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Happy New Year 2007 : Last weekend of this year 2006 !!

Posted by @ B H i on December 29, 2006

We’re moving closer & closer to the New Year …………………………

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STOP! …. not too fast …………… .

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or maybe like this ? ………………….

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For all of us,

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big and small,

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time flew by …………….

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and sometimes we wish ………………….

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we have more of it.

 

This week we will little work hard

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……………….. alot

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……………….. yes.

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Sometimes things were………………………

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quite exhausting .

 

But now,………..

 

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Its last week to gooooooooooooooo

 

Its final oneeeeee

 

Have a Pleasant and Relaxing week and a Blasting New Year.

 

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Know your Future Come here

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Hello to 2007 : Happy New Year 2007

Posted by @ B H i on December 28, 2006

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2006 is going 2 finish

 

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Now, we need to face 2007

 

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There may be risks involved

 

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We may need to face roadblocks

 

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So stay alert

 

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Share time with friends

 

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Jump over obstacles

 

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With care

 

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And caution

 

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Face challenges

 

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Remember to laugh

 

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Cooperate

 

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Discover

 

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Make new friends

 

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Above all…be ready for adventure

 

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Stick together

 

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And you will be able to go far

 

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Very far…..

 

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Well, not quite that far….

 

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Always take time to smell the flowers

 

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Don’t forget to relax and enjoy

 

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And dont forget those who like u very much

 

New Year-2007 wishes in advance …

Know Your Future Come Here….

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