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Britney’s honeymoon poem

Posted by @ B H i on January 2, 2007

Britney, now officially married to Kevin Federline,
has written this poem about their honeymoon.

A honeymoon at last, to get away from it all
My assistant Fe gave me the call.

I remember it well, as she was smilin’
She said it was called Turtle Island.

I packed my bags light and quick,
Then grabbed my pink dress & favorite lipstick.

We hopped on a plane and took our flight
I slept really well, all through the night.

As we arrive, I turn and look out the door,
People are greeting us right at the shore.

A meal, a shower and some ice cream
Then I threw my man down, you know what I mean!

Magical nights filled with stars
Silence is golden, no running cars.

Private dinners, romantic fires
Little piece of heaven, whatever your heart desires.

Friendly “hellos” and never goodbyes
When you’re having fun, oh, how time flies!

As we sit and prepare to make our part
I thank you, Turtle Island, with all my heart!

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Three Indian ladies discussing sexual fantasies

Posted by @ B H i on June 5, 2006

Three indian women were discussing about their sexual fantasies. The first one said my most erotic fantasy is to have sex in the white house with the president of USA because all that power in the room where all important decisions are taken really turns me on.

The second woman said for me the most erotic sexual turn on would be to have sex with two big well muscled black men at the same time, thats something I always dreamed of, the third one thought for a while and then said for me the most erotic fantasy would be to have my brother fielding at third slips during a Pakistan- India test match, Pakistan has no wickets in hand,needs 4 runs to win, Wasim Akram gets an outer edge to the ball which goes straight past my brothers hands for a four and all the hundred thousand fans at Eden garden get up and yell “ISKEE BHEN KO CHODO.”

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