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Posted by hopesweetdeals4u on January 13, 2007
Apple’s announcements at 9th Jan 9AM San Fransisco Steve Jobs KeyNote
1. AppleTV – Oops Symbol(Apple) TV – See the difference đ
2. iPhone – No – iPhone is copyrighted by Cisco – so Symbol(Apple)iPhone – See the difference
iPhone combines three products â a revolutionary mobile phone, a widescreen iPod with touch controls, and a breakthrough Internet communications device with desktop-class email, web browsing, maps, and searching â into one small and lightweight handheld device. iPhone also introduces an entirely new user interface based on a large multi-touch display and pioneering new software, letting you control everything with just your fingers. So it ushers in an era of software power and sophistication never before seen in a mobile device, completely redefining what you can do on a mobile phone.
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Posted by hopesweetdeals4u on January 9, 2007
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We’d rather see
those nice biceps
at the gym.
Business Attire Policy
Sliiveless tops are
acceptable for
woman only
Eat Spaghetti.
Don’t wear it.
Business Attire Policy
Spaghetti tops, tank tops
or halter tops are not
acceptable at work
When we say
“keep ir short”,we
mean meetings and
presentations only.
Business Attire Policy
Mini skirts
are unacceptable
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Posted by hopesweetdeals4u on November 19, 2006
 Contributed By : sanjay shiwakoti
Once a Hindu, a Muslim and Santa Singh were standing together. An englishman came up and asked, hey guys, what is your favourte flowers?
The Hindu replied, âLotusâ
âHa, I clean my shit with that!â the Englishman jeered
The Hindu got angry.
The Muslim replied:âChameli
âHa I clean my shit with that!â The Englishman response
The Muslim also got angry.
The Englishman asked Santa Singh, âSardarji, and what is your favourite flower?â
Santa replied: âCactus!
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Posted by hopesweetdeals4u on November 19, 2006
 Contributed By : sanjay shiwakoti
When Jhilke was little, his teacher asked him if he knows his numbers.
âYes,â Jhilke said. âI do. My father taught me.â
âGood. What comes after three.â
âFour,â answers the boy.
âWhat comes after six?â
âSeven.â
âVery good,â says the teacher. âYour dad did a good job. What comes after ten?â
Jhilke replied âA jackâ
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Posted by hopesweetdeals4u on November 19, 2006
Contributed By : sanjay shiwakoti
One night a thief had broken into a house. Suddenly while he was stealing a dish fell down making a loud noise. The sound woke up the owners. The owner shouted from his bed, âWhoâs there?â
The thief made the sound of a cat,â Mewâ.
The owner asked again,â Whoâs there?â.
Again the thief made the sound of a cat,â Mewâ,â Mewâ.
The owner asked again,â Whoâs there?â.
Annoyed the thief screamed, âDonât you hear I am the cat?â
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Posted by hopesweetdeals4u on November 19, 2006
Contributed By : sanjay shiwakoti
One day while Hum Jayega was driving a bus, a small kid boarded his bus and sat beside him. The kid started talking with himself.
He said: If my dad was a elephant and my mom was a female elephant, I would have been a baby elephant.
Again he said: I f my dad was a horse and my mother a female horse, I would have been a baby horse.
The kid went on blurting when annoyed Hum Jayega asked:
What would you have been if your father was a drunkard and your mother a prostitute?
The kid replied: A bus driver!
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Posted by hopesweetdeals4u on November 19, 2006
Contributed By : sanjay shiwakoti
Hum Jayega and a man were sitting outside a clinic. The man was crying like anything. So Hum Jayega asked, âWhy are you crying?â The man replied, âI came here for blood testâ Hum Jayega asked,â So? Are you afraid?â The man replied, âNo, not that. During the blood test they cut my fingerâ Hearing this Hum Jayega started crying. The man was astonished and asked Hum Jayega, âWhy are you crying?â Hum Jayega replied, âI have come for my urine test.â
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Posted by hopesweetdeals4u on November 19, 2006
Contributed By : sanjay shiwakoti
âHelpâŚ. the Titanic is going to be drownedâŚ.â
Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to GodâŚ
Just then a Italian asks the nearby Hum Jayega in the ship.
Italian : How far is land, from here ?
Hum Jayega : Two miles .
Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise.
I have got the experience of swimming even more.
The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up to the layer to ask something again.
Italian : Just tell me which side, is land two miles from here ?
Hum Jayega : Downwards⌠!!
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Posted by hopesweetdeals4u on November 19, 2006
Contributed By : sanjay shiwakoti
Friend: I just wonder how a chick hatches out of an egg!
Hum Jayega: I too, but I am more surprised as to how the chick entered the egg in the first place!
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Posted by hopesweetdeals4u on November 19, 2006
Contributed By : sanjay shiwakoti
When Hum Jayega went to Greece looking for a job, he got one as a tourist guide. On his first assignment.
Tourist: This skull must be the Great Alexanderâs?
Hum Jayega: Yes madam, it is!
Tourist: What about this small one?
Hum Jayega: Oh! that was when he was only a kid.
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