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Archive for September, 2006

A small story about Great place to work!!!

Posted by @ B H i on September 21, 2006

A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day and said, “Lord,I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like.

The Lord led the holy man to two doors. He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in. In the middle of the room was a large round table. In the middle of the table was a large pot of stew which smelled delicious and made the holy man’s mouth water. The people sitting around the table were thin and sickly. They appeared to be famished. They were holding spoons with very long handles and each found it possible to reach into the pot of stew and take a spoonful, but because the handle was longer than their arms, they could not get the spoons back into their mouths. The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering. The Lord said, “You have seen Hell.”

They went to the next room and opened the door. It was exactly the same as the first one. There was the large round table with the large pot of stew which made the holy man’s mouth water. The people were equipped with the same long-handled spoons, but here the people were well nourished and plump, laughing and talking.

The holy man said, “I don’t understand”.” It is simple said the Lord, “it requires only one skill. You see, they have learned to feed each other. While the greedy think only of themselves!!”

Moral:

Its people’s attitude & respect towards each other that makes our place of work, a hell or heaven to them!! ‘Help and Seek Help’ this makes all the difference to each Individual’s life…and makes our lives hell or otherwise.

Success and happiness is all about effective team-work…..make it a great place to work

Hope u like it n follow the same in YOUR Life…………

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Too…Good…

Posted by @ B H i on September 21, 2006

Heavenly Communications:

An old man was sitting in a park reading the book ‘Mastering Java’.

A passerby saw him and asked, “At your age, why are u trying to learn Java?”

“I’ve heard that the communication language used in Heaven is only Java, and I don’t want to face any communication problems when I go there, ” the old man replied.

“But how are you so sure that you will go to Heaven? You could land up in Hell as well, “the passerby asked.

“Ya doesn’t matter… I already know .NET”

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MEANING OF YOUR NAME

Posted by @ B H i on September 15, 2006

A You can be very quiet when you have something on your mind.
B You are always cautious when it comes to meeting new people.
C You definitely have a partier side in you, don’t be shy to show it.
D You have trouble trusting people.
E You are a very exciting person.
F Everyone loves you.
G You have excellent ways of viewing people.
H You are not judgmental.
I You are always smiling and making others smile.
J Jealously
K You like to try new things.
L Love is something you deeply believe in.
M Success comes easily to you.
N You like to work, but you always want a break.
O You are very open-minded.
P You are very friendly and understanding.
Q You are a hypocrite.
R You are a social butterfly.
S You are very broad-minded.
T You have an attitude, a big one.
U You feel like you have to equal up to people’s standards.
V You have a very good physique and looks.
W You like your privacy.
X You never let people tell you what to do.
Y You cause a lot of trouble.
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Have a Nice Day!!!

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Z You’re always fighting with someone

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