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Morning for software professionals

Posted by @ B H i on March 15, 2007

IN THE CONFINES OF CUBICLES BY ARTIFICIAL LIGHT,
SIPIN COFFEE FROM THE MACHINES DAY N NIGHT,
SPEAKING ON THE PHONES IN THE MEETING WE SIT,
STARING AT THE MONITOR THE KEYBOARD WE HIT,
FAR AWAY FROM OUR LOVED ONES WHOM FOR,
DAYS WE DO NOT MEET,
REMEMBERING THEM WORKING ON OUR SEAT,
THIS IS LIFE FOR US AWAY FROM OUR LOVED ONES,
WE ARE…………………….

SOFTWARE PROFESSIONALS.

 

A VERY GOOD MORNING TO ALL SOFTWARE PROFESSIONALS

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Good Morning : HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

Posted by @ B H i on February 21, 2007

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HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Open a new file in your PC .

2. Name it ” Boss

3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN

4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN

5. Your PC will ask you, “Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently?”

6. Answer calmly, “Yes,” and press the mouse button firmly….

7.  Feel better?

HAVE A NICE DAY

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Just wanted to say hi…

Posted by @ B H i on January 21, 2007

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Good Morning!!!

Posted by @ B H i on January 19, 2007

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Good Morning!!!

 

 

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iPhone is 0ut

Posted by @ B H i on January 13, 2007

Apple’s announcements at 9th Jan 9AM San Fransisco Steve Jobs KeyNote

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2. iPhone – No – iPhone is copyrighted by Cisco – so
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iPhone combines three products — a revolutionary mobile phone, a widescreen iPod with touch controls, and a breakthrough Internet communications device with desktop-class email, web browsing, maps, and searching — into one small and lightweight handheld device. iPhone also introduces an entirely new user interface based on a large multi-touch display and pioneering new software, letting you control everything with just your fingers. So it ushers in an era of software power and sophistication never before seen in a mobile device, completely redefining what you can do on a mobile phone.

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Happy Lohri !!!

Posted by @ B H i on January 13, 2007

 The Festival of Lohri is all about celebrating the warmth and love of family, welcoming the Sun with Fun…

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May you and your family be blessed with peace and harmony this season and the whole year through…

 

 

 

 

 

Lohri Festival is here, lets enjoy with cheer..

Share the sweets with everyone near and dear..

 

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Wishing you joy and prosperity on Lohri,

Sing and dance, be merry…!

  Forget deadlines, don’t worry….!

 

 

 

 

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Wishing you the brightest of all things on this occasion of festivity…

 Wish you a Very Very Happy Lohri!!!

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Happy New Year 2007 : Friends

Posted by @ B H i on December 31, 2006

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Life is not meant to be a struggle, but a balanced and joyful journey.

 

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Always there is an answer.
When you run up against a wall, don’t look down and curse.
Look up and reach for an even higher, even better possibility. 

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HAPPY NEW YEAR

 


MAY ALL UR DREAMS COME

 

 

TRUE

 


MY WISHES TO U J

 

ENJOY AND HAVE FULL FUN

 

 

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 Know Your Future ..Come Here

 

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Those were the days….

Posted by @ B H i on October 2, 2006

When gulli-danda and kanche (marbles) were more popular than cricket …

When we always had friends to play aais-paais (I Spy),
chhupan-chhupai and pitthoo anytime …

When we desperately waited for ‘yeh jo hai zindagi’

When Chitrahaar, Vikram-Baitaal, Dada Daadi ki
kahaniyaan were so fulfilling …

When there was just one TV in every five houses and

When Bisleris were not sold in the trains and we were
worrying if Papas will get back into the train in time
or not when they were getting down at stations to fill
up the water bottle …

When we were going to bed by 9.00pm sharp except for
the ‘yeh jo hai jindagi’ day …

When Holis & Diwalis meant mostly hand-made pakwaans and
sweets and moms seeking our help while preparing them

When Maths teachers were not worried of our Mummys and
Papas while slapping/beating us …

When we were exchanging comics and stamps and
chacha-chaudharis and billus were our heroes …

When we were in nanihaals every summer and loved
flying kites and plucking and eating unripe mangoes
and leechis …

When one movie every Sunday evening on television was
more than asked for and ‘ek do teen chaar’ and
‘Rajni’ inspired us …

When 50 paisa meant at least 10 toffees …

When left over pages of the last years notebooks were
used for rough work or even fair work …

When ‘Chelpark’ and ‘Natraaj’ were encouraged against
‘Reynolds and family’ …

When the first rain meant getting drenched and playing
in water and mud and making ‘kaagaz ki kashtis’ …

When there were no phones to tell friends that we will
be at their homes at six in the evening …

When our parents always had 15 paise blue colored
‘antardesis’ and 5 paise machli wale stamps at home

When we remembered tens of jokes and were not finding
‘ice-cream and papa’ type jokes foolish enough to stop
us from laughing …

When we were not seeing patakhes on Diwalis and
gulaals on Holis as air and noise polluting or
allergic agents …
the list can be endless …

On a serious note I would like to summarise with …

When we were using our hearts more than our brains,
even for scientifically brainy activities like
‘thinking’ and ‘deciding’ …

When we were crying and laughing more often, more
openly and more sincerily …

When we were enjoying our present more than worrying
about our future …

When being emotional was not synonymous to being weak

When sharing worries and happinesses didnt mean
getting vulnerable to the listener …

When blacks and whites were the favourite colors
instead of greys …

When journeys also were important and not just the
destinations …

When life was a passenger’s sleeper giving enough time
and opportunity to enjoy the sceneries from its open
and transparent glass windows instead of some
superfast’s second A/C with its curtained, closed and
dark windows …

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