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Valentine’s Day Horoscope : Valentine’s Day 2009 Horoscope : Valentine’s Day Horoscope 2009 :Valentine’s Day 2009 Astrology : Valentine’s Day Astrology 2009

Posted by @ B H i on February 9, 2009

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Colour Consciousness for Valentine’s Day

Posted by @ B H i on February 15, 2007

  Colours propel their presence in all locales and objects that we encounter in our day-to-day activities. Colours also specify certain moods and qualities. Take a glimpse at the significance of colours and use them appropriately in your Valentine’s Day attire and gifts. 

Red (Already Booked).Red is the colour of energy, liveliness, love and sexual passion. That is why red roses, red attires and gifts wrapped in red play a dominant role on Valentine’s Day. Red communicates your passion towards your beloved or towards love itself. Maroon and brick red symbolize fun and love. 

 Pink/Rose (I am Freeeeeeeeeeee)Pink is an expression of freshness, love, affection, understanding and sweetness. Pink can be the ideal choice for Valentine’s Day and will subtly help bring to surface the love for your partner. It can also add more love into your lives. 


Orange (Waiting)
Orange is the colour of energy, creativity and practicality. It also denotes happiness and can pep up your moods when your spirits are low.   

Yellow (Ready for a friendship)Yellow signifies inspiration, spontaneity, communication and novelty. This colour’s liveliness and vitality encourage conversation. So communicate your feelings for your loved one near a soft yellow flamed candle. A Yellow dress for a woman will do well on Valentine’s Day. 

 Blue (Going 2 Propose)Light blue symbolizes creativity, perceptivity and sensitivity. It also ushers a peaceful and a calm scenario and so is effective to smoothen or balance your emotions. Freshness is one of its properties and is suggested if you prefer a more steady and paced approach to your feelings. Dark blue signifies intelligence, self-reliance and deep feelings. A combination of blue and green can promote self-expression. Dark blue can be an ideal colour for a man for Valentine’s Day outfit.

 Green (Accepted Proposal)Green suggests humanism, benevolence, observance and caution. Though a bit cautious in every approach in life and relationships, it induces understanding which is one of the most important requirements in one’s relationship. Dark green shirt for a man and lighter shades of green for women’s outfit will make good Valentine’s Day attires. 

Purple(Not interested)Purple denotes intuition. Intuitions play a major role in romance. This in turn can induce passion. Grapes are always oriented with love and wine is always a chosen gift for the loved one during Valentine’s Day. Purple is purely feminine and a light purple or a mauve outfit for a woman will generate cuteness on Valentine’s Day. 

 White (Leave me alone) White is a colour of purity, optimism and innocence. It consists of all the colours in the spectrum. White roses given to your beloved can mean ‘ You are celestial’ or ‘our love is pure’. They can be employed denoting the impeccable love that has stood the test of time and trials. Both men and women can choose a white outfit for the Valentine’s Day. 

  Grey (Broke up)Grey denotes good judgment capabilities and also non-involvement. So it may not be the right colour to be chosen for Valentine’s Day dress or a setting. Though a beautiful shade on its own, it does not bring in the freshness desired for Valentine’s Day when worn by a woman. However a grey outfit for man can look fine. 

Black / Brown  (Proposal rejected)Black and Brown can both be incorporated in a man’s Valentine’s Day attire individually. Black denotes independence, authority and boldness while brown stands for honesty and a down to earth attitude towards life. Women can opt for more feminine and pastel shades for Valentine’s Day.

 So choose your outfits and gifts with the appropriate colours on this Valentine’s Day!!!! 

Hope you are in right dress code so that nobody is misguided.

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Best Valentine’s Day Love SMS

Posted by @ B H i on February 14, 2007

If a day had 36 hours i’d spend 12 picking u flowers, If we had 48 life would surely be great,
And if it was 72?  I’d climb a mountain just to tell the world i love you,
But…all we have is 24, Which means i’ll keep the message short, And simply spend every precious hour with you, Today n forever.
 

You are my special friend I love u from the core of my heart, I’ll always keep you near.

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Valentine’s Day : Importance Of Color Of Rose

Posted by @ B H i on February 14, 2007

The rose called the flower of love is one of the most popular and oldest flowers known to man. The word rose has come from the Latin word rosa meaning red and has been a symbol of love since ancient times. Nebuchadnezzar used roses to adorn his palace; Persian used roses for perfume oil and to fill the Sultan’s mattress. And in Kashmir, the Mughal emperors cultured rose gardens and rivers were strewn with rose petals to welcome them on their return from wars.

The rose was created by Chloris, the Greek goddess of flowers. One day she found a lifeless body of a nymph in the woods. She asked for the help of Aphrodite, the goddess of love, who gave her beauty; Dionysus, the god of wine, bestowed nectar to give her a sweet scent, and the three Graces gave her charm, brightness and joy. Then the West Wind, Zephyr blew the clouds away and the Sun god Apollo shone upon her, making the Rose bloom.

Rose is the most prevalent flower that is given on Valentine’s Day or by lovers in general. This beautiful and majestic flower speaks of many eternal love stories. Known for its sensuous scent and delicate petals, Rose brings out all the colors of a relationship.

But roses come in many colors and each of these roses has a separate meaning. So this Valentine before selecting a valentine rose for your sweetheart know what that color rose stands for. Let the magical rose speak the expressions of your heart for you. Here are the different colored roses with their meanings.

Red Rose

Red roses glorify “I love you.” They are the ultimate symbol of love filled with romance and passion. So if on this Valentine you wish to say “I Love You” to someone or want to propose to your sweetheart, then red valentine roses are just for you.

Pale Pink Rose

Pale pink roses signify grace, gentleness, and gratitude. You can give them to your sweetheart and to a person whom you respect a lot.

Light Pink Rose

Light pink roses express fun, happiness and joy. Share this pink Valentine rose with your friends and family.

Deep Pink Rose

Deep pink roses say “Thank you.” Show your gratitude and warmth with deep pink valentine roses.

Lilac Rose

This rose is for love at first sight. The rose indicates that the sender has fallen head over heels in love with you and is just crazy about you.

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Valentine’s Day : History of Valentine Day

Posted by @ B H i on February 14, 2007

Valentine’s Day celebration dates back to the ancient times when the ‘Feast of Lupercal’ was celebrated in the honour of the Roman God of Fertility. This day falls on the 15th of February every year. According to a time worn custom, on the eve of Lupercalia (14th of Feb) a ritual of ‘name drawing’ was followed, during which a young man drew the name of a girl from the lot, who was to be his sweetheart for the whole year. Romance, has, of course always made the world go round but we must say that these Romans knew how to make it official. Since then, this day (14th of Feb) has been considered as the day of Cupid, the mischievous son of Venus -the Roman Goddess of Love. Lovers through the ages have taken this day as their own – a day to celebrate the finest human emotion. The reason for celebration is ageless, but it was much later that a great lover gave the day his name.

All For Love

The eternal lover that gave us the famous word ‘Valentine’ and originated the tradition of writing love letters on this day, is believed to be Bishop Valentine. He was a priest in Rome when, the city was ruled by ‘Claudius the Cruel’. Inspite of the fact that Claudius had forbidden Christian conversions and Christian marriages, the Bishop refused to surrender to Roman Gods and carried on his religious duties in secret. He was imprisoned for disobedience, but even in prison he converted the convicts. While he was in prison, the jailer’s daughter became his friend and was loyal to him through his ordeal. When Claudius came to know that imprisonment had not broken his enduring Christian spirit, the bishop was executed. However, on the day of his death Valentine wrote a note to his friend, ‘the jailer’s daughter’ and signed it – ‘From Your Valentine’. This great man who died for his beliefs, for his enduring love of the Christian God, was chosen as the patron Saint of lovers. 14th February has since been celebrated as Valentine’s Day. Romantic souls all over the world have preferred to focus on the romantic twist of this tale, the story of the man who united lovers in the holy bond of marriage; a man who loved his jailer’s daughter and started the tradition of writing love notes.

Back To Nature

There is indeed, no lack of inspiration for believers in love and romance. Romantic significance of the 14th of February crosses human boundaries and enters the heart of nature – it was a popular belief in the olden times that the birds chose their mates on this day.
 
Listen to Your Heart Today

Be it the world of the winged lovers or those with their feet firmly on the ground and their thoughts in the clouds, the popularity of this holiday, among those young at heart proves that the heart does go on. So all you lovers and ‘ wannabe’ lovers out there, rise in love (literally) and stake your claim. To help you carry on the cherished tradition of celebrating your love,we, at My Dear Valentine.com, are just providing new ways to cope with those exuberant, exhilarating and simply undeniable bursts of emotion. Say it on line with flowers, crazy e-cards (as crazy as you feel), mushy mails, the hottest songs and the coolest quotes b’coz my dear Valentine, when Cupid calls – romance reigns. With Cupid on your side, you just can’t lose.

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Poem : Erotic Love Poems : Happy Valentine’s Day

Posted by @ B H i on February 13, 2007

Ready For Love
By hoot_owl_rn

Take my hand and lead the way;
tell me all you want to say.
Whisper softly in my ear,
all those things I want to hear.
Kiss my lips and touch my skin;
bring out passions deep within.
Pull me close and hold me near;
take away my pain and fear.
In the darkness of the night,
be my beacon, shine your light.
In the brightness of the sun,
show me that you are the one.
Give me wings so I can fly;
for I can soar when you’re nearby.
Enter my heart, break down the wall,
it’s time for me to watch it fall.
I’ve been a prisoner, can’t you see?
Break my chains and set me free.
Strip me of my armor tight;
you’ll find I won’t put up a fight.
Release my soul held deep within . . .
I’m ready now, let love begin.

More Love and Valentine Poems, SMS , Sher , Shayari at Shayari – E- Azam

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Valentine’s Day .::. Find More About Your Lover…Naughty Romance Horoscope

Posted by @ B H i on February 12, 2007

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Poem : That’s Love : Valentine’s Day

Posted by @ B H i on February 12, 2007

That’s Love

If you love some one because you think that he or she is really gorgeous ….then it’s not love .. it’s Infatuation
If you love some one because you think that you shouldn’t leave him because others think that you shouldn’t … then it’s not love.. it’s “Compromise”
If you love some one because you think that he or she is really gorgeous ….and u want them whatever the situation….then its’s not love.. it’sLust
If you love some one because you have been kissed by him … then it’s not love.. it’s “Inferiority complex”
If you love some one because you cannot leave him thinking that it would hurt his feelings .. then it’s not love .. it’s “Charity”
If you love some one because you share every thing with him … then it’s not love… it’s “Friendship”

BUT…

If you feel the pain of the other person more than him even when he is stable and you cry for him … that’s “LOVE”
If you get attracted to other people but stay with him without any regrets… that’s “LOVE”
If you let him go knowing that he has to go but he doesn’t want to … that’s “LOVE”More Shayari, Poem , SMS, Sher’s on Shayari-E-Azam

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Valentine’s Day – Love SMS Messages

Posted by @ B H i on February 12, 2007

today a few drops of blood fell down of my heart and when i asked why the response was “There was someone very cruel in yours heat that forced us to come out.

L is for lust
O is for over
v is for very loveable
e is for ever
the 4 signs of love

Love is just like life, its not always easy and does not always bring happiness. but when we do not stop living why should we stop loving

Remember me like pressed flower in ur Notebook.It may not b having any fragrance,but will remind u of my existence 4ever in ur life…

My love that shall not die, till the sun grows cold, and the stars grow old

Love is like swallowing hot chocolate, it takes you by surprise at firts, but keeps you warm for a long time

More Valentine’s Day SMS at Shayari-E-Azam

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Valentine’s Day – Love SMS Messages

Posted by @ B H i on February 12, 2007

My love for you is a journey, starting at forever and ending at never

Dont give password of our Love and friendship to anybody,Because if u will say this password “I LOVE U” It means he will hack u from me and u will go out from my hands.

If you have a boy friend or a girl friend and you have a mobile, don’t wait, just write these lovely romantic sms messages on your mobile phone and send to your loved ones. If he or she really loves you, you will get a reply with more romantic sms message. Exchange these love sms on this Valentines day.

More Valentine’s Day SMS at Shayari-E-Azam

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