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Poem:Kaash aisa ho

Posted by @ B H i on October 21, 2006

Aisi apni Wife ho………………

lambi jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehara jiska bright ho,
Weight mein thodi light Ho,
Umar me difference slight ho,
Thodi see wo quiet ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.

Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,
Bhid me sab kahe side ho, side ho,
India ki paidaish ho,
Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho
Aisi apni Wife ho.

Padosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,
Dinner candle light ho,
Hum Dono me na kabhi fight ho,
Milane ke baad dil delight ho,
Hey prabhu teri archana uski life ho.
Yeh kavita padhke sab kahe “Guru, tum right ho”,
Aise apni Wife ho.

Kaash yeh concept 0.0001 percent bhi right ho
Agar aisi apni wife ho to kya hasin life ho
Har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho
kudrat ki bhi aajmaish ho
Khudah ke software mein bhi bug ki na gunjaish ho
Ay kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho
aisi apni wife ho…

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Definitions of Marriage via Film Names

Posted by @ B H i on June 5, 2006

Shaadi ke pehle – Maine Pyar Kiya
Shaadi ke baad – Ye Maine Kya Kiya?

Shaadi ke pehle – Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Shaadi ke baad – Kuch Nahi Hota Ha

Shaadi ke pehle – Dil To Pagal Hai
Shaadi ke baad – Dil To Pagal Tha

Shaadi ke pehle – Ek Duje Ke Liye
Shaadi ke baad – Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye

Shaadi ke pehle – Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge
Shaadi ke baad – Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge

Shaadi ke pehle – Chandramukhi
Shaadi ke baad – Jwaalamukhi

Shaadi ke pehle – Kuwara Baap
Shaadi ke baad – Bechara Baap

Shaadi ke pehle – Titanic
Shaadi ke baad – Mortgage

Shaadi ke pehle – Hum Aapke Hai Koun?
Shaadi ke baad – Barbadi Ka Reason

Shaadi ke pehle – Aao Pyar Karen
Shaadi ke baad – Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen?

Shaadi ke pehle – chal chayya chayya ……
Shaadi ke baad – ah aab laut chale ……..

Shaadi ke pehle- hum aapke dil main rehte hain
Shaadi ke baad – hum apke ghar main rehte hain

Shaadi ke pehle – arzoo
Shaadi ke baad – asoo

Shaadi ke pehle – soldier
Shaadi ke baad – major sahib

Shaadi ke pehle – pyaar hona hi tha
Shaadi ke baad – meri saath esa kyu hua

Shaadi ke pehle – jeevan saathi
Shaadi ke baad – bachcho ke baad, bangaye hathi

Shaadi ke pehle – deewana
Shaadi ke baad – anjaam

Shaadi ke pehle – laila majnoo
Shaadi ke baad – dono majnoon

Shaadi ke pehle – taj mahal
Shaadi ke baad – sadak

Shaadi ke pehle – tammana
Shaadi ke baad – tamasha

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