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Posted by hopesweetdeals4u on August 11, 2006

Hello Reader,

Day back i got this mail…. and believe me this mail really shocked me, i am not saying that i dont know what happen to are army people caught by pakistanis in pakistan, but story literally made me cry. So i request all you reader to go through this mail once and if possible take out some precious moment to write about how you felt….

I was moved by this mail….let see what happens to you…..

PLEASE DON’T BREAK THE ONWARD MOVEMENT OF THIS MAIL. WE SEND ANY SILLY MAILS TO OUR FRIENDS WHICH COMPEL ONE TO FORWARD BY SAYING THAT IT MAY HARM YOU IF YOU WON’T DO SO. BUT HERE IT IS NOTHING LIKE THAT, IT WILL ONLY BE YOU WHO WILL FEEL SATISFIED IF YOU WILL CONTRIBUTE TO THE CAUSE.

Lt. Saurabh Kalia of 4 JAT Regiment of the Indian Army laid down his life at the young age of 22 for the nation while guarding the frontiers at Kargil. His parents, indeed the Indian Army and nation itself, lost a dedicated, honest and brave son. He was the first officer to detect and inform about Pakistani intrusion. Pakistan captured him and his patrol party of 5 brave men alive on May 15, 1999 from the Indian side of LOC.

They were kept in captivity for three weeks and subjected to unprecedented brutal torture, evident from their bodies handed over by Pakistan Army on June 9, 1999. The Pakistanis indulged in dastardly acts of inflicting burns on the Indians with cigarettes, piercing their ears with hot rods, removing their eyes befor e! puncturing them and breaking most of the bones and teeth. They even chopped off various limbs and private
organs of the Indian soldiers besides inflicting unimaginable physical and mental torture.

After 22 days of torture, the brave soldiers were ultimately shot dead.
A detailed post-mortem report is with the Indian Army. Pakistan dared to humiliate India this way flouting all international norms. They proved the extent to which they can degrade humanity. However, the Indian soldiers did not break while undergoing all this unimaginable barbarism, which speaks volumes of their patriotism, grit, determination, tenacity and valour – something all of India should be proud of. Sacrificing oneself for the nation is an honour every soldier would be proud of, but
no parent, army or nation can accept what happened to these brave sons of India. I am afraid every parent may think twice to send their child in the armed forces if we all fall short of our duty in safeguarding the PRISONERS OF WAR AND LET THEM MEET THE FATE OF LT. SAURABH KALIA.

It may also send a demoralizing signal to the army personnel fighting for the Nation that our POWs in Pak cannot be taken care of. It is a matter of shame and disgust that most of Indian Human Rights Organisations by and large, showed apathy in
this matter. Through this humble submission, may I appeal to all the civilized people irrespective of colour, caste, region, religion and political lineage to stir their conscience and rise to take this as a NATIONAL ISSUE?

International Human Rights Organisations must be approached to expose and pressure Pakistan to identify, book and punish all those who perpetrated this heinous crime to our men in uniform. If Pakistan is allowed to go unpunished in this case, we can imagine the consequences. Below is the list of 5 other soldiers who preferred to die for the country rather than open their mouths in front of enemy.

1. Sep. Arjun Ram s/o Sh. Cho k! ka Ram; Village & PO Gudi. Teh. &
Dist.Nagaur , (Rajasthan)
2. Sep. Bhanwar Lal Bagaria h/o Smt. Santosh Devi; Village
Sivelara;Teh.& Dist. Sikar (Rajasthan)
3. Sep. Bhikaram h/o Smt. Bhawri Devi; Village Patasar; Teh. Pachpatva;
Distt. Barmer (Rajasthan)
4. Sep. Moola Ram h/o Smt. Rameshwari Devi; Village Katori; Teh. Jayal;
Dist. Nagaur (Rajasthan)
5. Sep. Naresh Singh h/o Smt. Kalpana Devi; Village Chhoti Tallam;
Teh.Iglas; Dist.Aligarh (UP)

Yours truly,
Dr. N.K. Kalia (Lt. Saurabh Kalia’s father).

Saurabh Nagar,
Palampur-176061 Himachal Pradesh Tel: +91 (01894) 32065

Please sign in by writing your name and then copy and paste it again to forward it to your friends and relatives. Let us give some supporting hand to Dr. Kalia in his efforts to get justice. Remember, Lt Kalia and his colleagues died on the front so that we
could sleep peacefully in our home.

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JAI HIND ….Victory to India

1.Sudhir Singh ( Pune, India)
2.Neha Sarode,(Pune, Indi a! )
3.Sanjay H Shrotriya, Pune India
4.Vivek Apte Bangalore,India.
5.Virendra Mantri,Mumbai, India
6.Jayant Sardesai, Nagpur, India
7.Pratap Shinde, Nagpur ,India.
8.Jaisingh Dhumal, Mumbai, India
9.Umesh Gaikwad, Mumbai, India
10.Mandar Aryamane, Mumbai, India
11.Santosh Sawant, Mumbai, India
12.Prashant Pandya, Mumbai, India
13.Dilip Gurav,Mumbai,India
14.N.V. Santosh, Mumbai, India
15.Sameer Narsapur, Mumbai, India
16.Rajeev Mahajan, Mumbai, India
17.Siddharth Lohia,Mumbai, India
18.Bibhash Jha, Mumbai, India.
19.Dhirendra Jha,Pune, India
20.Gaurav Nagpal, Pune, India
21.Sachin Mehrotra, Pune,India
22.Sanjay,Bangalore, India.
23.Jothi Krishnan, Bangalore,India
24.PSB Bharath,Chennai, India
2! 5.Vijeesh S, Chennai, India
26.Nimeesh, Chennai, India
27.Iqbal Ahmed, Kolkata, India
28.Sanchita Chanda, Chennai, India
29.Kaushik Borbora, Chennai, India
30.Priyanka Mishra, Bangalore, India
31.Amit K u! mar Sinha, Bhubaneswar, India
32.Joydeep Mondal, Bhubaneshwar,India
33.Kaustubh Krishna Srivastava, Pune, India
34.Shatrughan Tamaskar,Pune, India
35.Manjul Chawda, Pune, India
36.Vinit Puri, Pune, India
37.Vivek Goyal, Pune, India
38.Rajesh Kumar, Bangalore, India
39.Pramesh Mandraha, Bangalore, India
40.Indrajeet Singh, Hyderabad, India
41.Amit Kumar, Mumbai, India
42.Ashish Agarwal, Pune, India
43.Supriya , Pune, India.
44.Atul Jain, Indore, India.
45.Tanmay Singhal, Indore, India.
46.Ankur Agarwal, Mumbai, India
47.Murtuza Shiyaji, Mumbai, India
48.Murtuza Roh! awala, Calcutta, India
49.Arti Syal,Chandigarh, India
50.Sheeja Bhaskaran, Bangalore, India
51.Homa RoyChoudhury, Bangalore India
52.Soumya NandaMohanty, Bangalore, India
53.Capt Abhilash Sahoo
54.Rajat Madhok, UK
55.Himmat Singh, Delhi,India
56.Anuja Gill, Delhi, India
55.Brig .(Retd.) A. K. Sanyal, VSM,Pune, India
58.Abhishek Amal Sanya l! , Pune, India
59.Sudhir Jatar 60Rahul Bhajekar, Thane, India
61.Atul S Pathak,Mumbai, India
62.S.Narayanan, Chennai, India
63.Capt. Suman Banerjee
64.Arjun Wallia,Delhi, India
65.Vivek N Gour, Gurgaon, India
66.Nidhi Sekhar, New Delhi,India
67.Priyanka Ray, Mumbai, India
68.Pragya Dayal, Delhi, India
69.Soumya Dayal, Delhi, India
71.Vandana Sehgal, Bangalore, India
72.Pooja Raswant, New Delhi, India.
73.Pronita Roy, New Delhi,India
74.Neeraj Gupta, New Delhi, India
75.Rajesh Sharma, Mumbai, India.
76.RS Anand, Mohali, India.
77.JR Sharma, Mohali,India
78.Manmohan Singh,Mohali, India
79.Ram Chet, Chandigarh, India
80.GS Bakshi, Chandigarh,India
81.Parminder, Chandigarh, India
82.JSSethi, New Delhi, India
83.Navtej Singh, Kota, India
84.SS Dulat, Sangrur,India
85.Sudeesh Kumar,Kerala, India
86.Leelamma Jose, Kerala, India
87.Abilash Kumar, Kerala,India
88.JS Pannu, Amritsar, India
89.Lt.Col K S! Sidhu, Retd, Amritsar,India
90.GS Dhaliwal, Ludhiana, India
91.NituMarwah , Germany
92.RaviSh! arma, Bottrop, Germany
93.MS Pannu, Chandigarh,India
94.Deepak Mehan, Chandigarh, India
95.Lt. Col GS Dhillon, Chandigarh,India
96.Lt.Col K C Singh, Chandigarh, India
97.Brig. Bhagwant Singh(Retd), Panchkula, India
98.Lt.Col Gurdev Singh(Retd), India
99.Lt Col Sudesh Sharma, Chandigarh, India
100.NS Aulakh, Chandigarh, India
101.Gursimran Sandhu, Sacramento, USA
102.Sukhbir Singh, Sacramento, USA
103.Manjit Sandhu, Sacramento, USA
104.Inderpreet Sheina, Antioch, USA
105.Shalu Suri, Parwanoo, H.P, INDIA
106.Ashwani Sabharwal. Chandigarh, India.
107.RK Kakar, Bhopal, India
108.Anuradha Manna, Kolkata, ! India
109.Neha Nigam, New Delhi, India
110.Mamta Meena, New Delhi, India
111.Nalini Singh, Ranchi, India
112.Capt Malay Mishra , 4 JAT
113.Ruchi Mishra, TCS Gurgaon.
114.Neetu Mathew, TCS, Gurgaon
115.Nishtha Dwi v! edi, IBM PUNE
116.Shailesh Pandey, QA InfoTech, Noida
117.Prashant Gour NIC Pune
118.Narendra Singh Rajput NIC Pune
119.Rishi Sohaney, Quark, Chandigarh, India
120.Gagan Chawla 121 Rohit Kalia, Quark, Chandigarh
122.Sukhendra Ra i, HCL Technologies, Noida, India
123.Swati Agarwal, GE Capital, Gurgaon, India
124.Rahul Shanker Saxena, CMC Ltd, Delhi.
125.Ashish Tonk , CellNext Solution Ltd.
126.Bhupesh Pant, Pune, India.
127.Lokesh Malik, Delhi,India!
128.Vijay Kr Rajput
129.Shubhangi Mishra,Noida
130.Nitin Goyal,Noida, India
131.Tavish Malhotra, Chennai, India
132.Anoop Chaturvedi,Chennai, India
133.Avdhesh Sharma, Chennai, India
134.Krishna Kumar, Noida, India
135.Savita K B, Bangalore, India
136.Sandeep Singh, Delhi, India
137.Jaikishen Singh, Delhi, India
138.Amol Batra, Delhi, India
139.G Adityakiran, Delhi, India
140.H Natarajan, Mumbai, India.
141.Ruchi Srivastava, Mumbai, India.
142.Anju Sharma ,! Mumbai, India.
143.Nisha Chaube,Missouri,USA.
144.Frany Shah,Missouri,USA.
145.Alka Dharsandia, Surat, India.
146 Ketan Mandani, Mumbai, India
147.Naresh Gurnani, Mumbai.
148 Ashish Bhageria,Mumbai.
149 Chirag Shah,Mumbai.
150 Kateel.Ajay.Kumar,Kampala,Uganda.
151.K.V.Udaya Prakash, Wipro Bangalore, India
152.Yogesh B Kale – Wipro Bangalore – India.
153.Major AR Satish, Wipro Technologies, Gurgaon
154.Major Gaurav Arya, WiproTechnologies, Gurgaon
155.Disha Gutam, Wipro Technologies, Gurgaon
156.Shilpy Mittal, Wipro Technologies, Gurgaon
157.Shivani Katoch, TCS, Noida, U.P.
158.Nitin Saxena,TCS ,Noida
159.Lakshmi Narayanan K,TCS,B’lore
160.Kavith a S.Patil, TCS,B’lore
161.Amit Mohanty, TCS, Bangalore.
162.Vishnu.S, TCS-Bangalore
163.A. Krishna Kumar, TCS-Chennai
164.Rahul Gupta, TCS, Bangalore
165.Jayakrishnan K R, TCS , Bangalore
166.K.Balu, Satyam Computer services, Bangalore
167.P.K.Sakthivel, TCS,Ch e! nnai.
168.S.P.Karthik , HTSL,B’Lore
169.Deepak V.M, Honeywell, Bangalore.
170.Senthil kumar.S,Chennai.
171.Vinoth , Chennai
172.Sindhu Chander, Chennai
173.Kaivalya Prasad, Chennai
174.Amalthiya Prasad, VT, USA
175.Praveen Varghese Isaac, Muscat, Oman
176.Thomas P. Varghese. 177.Koshi Thomas, Mumbai
178.Ajit Dabholkar, Mumbai
179.Padmakar Rao, Mumbai
180.Ravindra Sarawate,NYK Mumbai,India
181.Pradip Upadhyaya, Mumbai, INDIA.
182.Bhadresh Bhatt , Mumbai . India.
183.Ajay Rathod , Mumbai India
184.Vivek Kotai, Mumbai , India
185.Arindam Datta, India
186.HOMI J. TREASURYVALA, MUMBAI.
187.GOPAL SRINIVAS INDIA.
188.Sudhir Chandran, Mumbai, India
189.Shubha Chandran, Mumbai, India
190.V S. Pherwani, Mumbai, India
191.a rajendra, mumbai, india
192.Andrew Williams, Mumbai,India
193.Nimit Gulati, Mumbai, India
194.Srikanth.N, N.Delhi, India
195.Aravind N,N.Delhi
196.Shiwani Sikri,N.Delhi
197.Sanjiv Ku m! ar Das, N. Delhi
198.Sachin Joshi, Kota rajasthan
199.Mayank Keshar wani, INDIA
200.Keshav Bapat, INDIA
201.Rahul Bhide, Mumbai,INDIA
202.Nikhil Thadani
203.Sandeep S. Agrawal
204.Ajay Kejriwal, Mumbai, India
205.Vivek Didwania, Mumbai, India
206.Sanjay Yadav, Mumbai, India
207.Gayatri Samant, Mumbai, India.
208.Rupendra Raj, Mumbai,India. 209.Michelle Suradkar, Mumbai
210.Ashwin Jayaram, Singapore
211.Dr. Satya Jayaram, Delhi, India
212.Pooja Saumya Kavita Hoon, New Delhi India
218.Vikram Sikand, Pune India
219.Gobind Singh Gurgaon, India
220.Cmde J Postwalla (Retd)
221.Cmde FH Dubash, VSM (Retd)
222.Cmde DR Acharya, VSM (Retd)
223 Lt Cdr P arijat Sinha +919869041154
224.Gargi Sinha Roy +919869058247
225.Lt Cdr Susheel Menon, Jakarta, Indonesia
226 Lt Cdr Rahul Shankar, Mumbai
227.Lt Cdr H S Chahal and Mrs Preeti Chahal,Mauritius,Ph-00230-6869771
228.Capt RB Pandit Pune
229.Cdr. T Venkatarama n! i
230.Cdr JN Vivek Miranda
231.Joseph R Kishore – Chennai + 91 98! 400 94905
232.B . Barnabas Rex, Chennai +91 9840030028
233.Sivaraman R, Chennai
234.Sivakumar N K , Chennai
235.Kritivasan.V, Chennai
236.Subha Vaidyanathan , Chennai
237.S Radhika , Chennai
238.Jagannathan S. Sattur.
239.Pratibha Shah,Nashua,USA 240Pankaj Shah,Nashua,USA
239.Marinstine Fernando, Pune
240.Vijay Kumar R.P.,Pune
241.Vamsee Krishna G, Bangalore
242.Jyothi K, Bangalore
243.Karthik B, Bangalore
244.Vinutha T, Bangalore
245.Padmapriya Y.V , Bangalore, India. 246.C.S.S.RAJA BANGALORE
247.Suganyaa.S ,Chennai
248.Ravisankar.G, Chennai
249.Anju Mathews.K ,Mysore
250.Abhishek Chadda; Mysore
251.Ajaikumar. A, Mysore
252.Santhosh Chandran;Bangalore
253.Balakrishnan.K , Chennai
254.Brij Lal, Dari-Dharamsala, Himachal Pradesh
255.Amit Katoch, Palampur (HP). India
256.Tarun Kumar, Chandigarh (U.T.)
257.ROMESH RAINA, CHANDIGARH
258.NARENDRA KUMAR, BHOPAL
259.Sandeep Bansal, Panipat
260.Ashwani Kumar, Rohtak Haryana
261.Sanjeev katoch Ambala Cantt , Haryana
262.Maninder Grewal, Prime Syscom , Ludhiana
263.Sonia Sharma (IMIL-Chd)
267.Namrata Dutta, U.A.E.
268.Charu
269.garimasahrma, delhi, india
270.Divya Saxena, Pune, India
271.Nisha Lal, Canada
272.Priyanka Shah,Stamford,USA
273.Abhimanyu Shah,Stamford,USA
278.Sameer Kwatra, Singapore
279.Daljit Singh,Nokia India.
280.Gurpreet Singh,Chandigrh,India
281.Hemlata Singh ,Ghaziabad, India
282. Ankur Varshney, New Delhi, India
283.Divya Varshney, New Delhi, India
284. James J. Lobo, New Delhi , India
285. Shyamal Barua, Ne w! Delhi
286. Sanjay Kumar, Geopetrol Intl. Inc. New Delhi
287. Ekta Celly, New Delhi
288. Umang Saxena, New Delhi
289. Kulveen Singh, New Delhi
290. Dharmendra Sharma, Ghaziabad, India
291. Ajay Ojha, Lucknow, India
292. Satendra Tewari, Lucknow India
293. Kamal Kumar, Lucknow India
294.Virendra Katiyar, Lucknow,India
295. Aditi chaudhary, hyderabad, india
296. Cdr Harish Verma, IN (Retd), Nelito Systems Ltd, Mumbai, India
297.John T.Varghese,Nelito Systems Ltd.,Bangalore, India
298, Manoj Kumar M , Nelito System Ltd, Bangalore, Bharat
299.Sreekumar.V, Kolkata, India.
300. A K Sasmal, Kolkata, India
301. Trishna Guha, Allahabad Bank, Mumbai
302. Geeta Sunatkari, Allahabad Bank, Mumbai
303.CHITRA VARTAK Allahabad Bank, Mumbai
304 Mukund Uplekar, Geneva, Switzerland.
305 Seema Uplekar, Geneva, Switzerland.
306 Rasika Uplekar, Geneva, Switzerland.
307 Swapna Uplekar, New castle, United Kingdom.
308 Nilesh Kulkarni, Mumbai, Maharashtra
309 Gauri Kulkarni, Mumbai, Maharashtra
310 Aarya Kulkarni, Mumbai, Maharashtra
311 ANSHUL AGARWAL NEW DELHI, INDIA
312 VIKAS GOGIA, WIPRO, NEW DELHI, INDIA…… ( JAI HIND )
313 Shrikant Acharya (Mumbai INDIA )
314 P V Shyam (STAR TV, India)
315 M.Madhusudanan
316 Veer Singh (HCL)
317 Vani Bagri (Computer Sciences Corporation – CSC)
318 Manpreet Singh Malik ,CSC , Noida ,India.
319 Anshu Gautam, HCL Technologies BPO Solutions, India
320 Shikha Sharma. ISPL, Noida
321 Pankaj(RelQ Software,Inc)
322 Deepa Padaki(RelQ Software,Inc)
323 Manoj Raja Rao, Huawei Technologies
324 Prashanth S, Mysore
325 Ranjani R,Mysore
326 Akhilesh Prasad, Mysore
327. Abhishek Prakash Sabajkar, Mysore
328.Abishek C, Mysore
329.Rakesh S.Bangalore, India
330.Chrison Jacob,Mysore,India
331 Ajay Sankar, Banglore.
332 Neetha Philip,Kerala
333 Kiron Joseph.Kerala
334 Sarah Thomas, Kerala
335.Sarvesh Kumar Dev, Infosys,Trivandrum,Bharat
336. Mahua Bhattacharya,Infosys,Pune
337. Poonam Lamba,Pune,India
338.Neha Wadhawan, Bangalore,India
339.kuldeep singh ,Bangalore ,India
340 B.Manikandan, Bangalore, India.
341 N.Rakesh,Kone Chennai,India
342.Panneer Selvam ,Hyderabad,India.
343 Satheesh Kumar M, Hyderadad, India.
(344) Vinay Anand Ginde, Mumbai, Maharashtra
345 Kallat Anup Surendran,Mumbai,Maharashtra
346 Anurag Rana, Saharanpur, UP.
347 Utkrisht , IIT Kharagpur ,India
348 Gautam Sinha,IIT Kharagpur,India
349 Rahul Kumar Singh,IIT Kharagpur,India
350 Mayank Tewari,IIT Kharagpur,India jai hind
351 Priyanka Ray,IIT Kharagpur,India
352 Lt Abhilov Sharma
353 Anshuman Mishra, BE, LNCT, Bhopal
354 Vikas Mishra, GE Capital
355 Maj Akash Mishra
356 Dr Manjri Mishra
357 Swapnil Mishra Hyderabad
358 Anikendra Das Choudhury Guwahati
359 Sandeep Subnavis Hyderabad
360 Pavan Kumar Hyderabad
361 Sharat Kashyap, Mumbai
362 Manikandan , Mumbai
363 Meghana, mumbai, india
364 Nikhil Pakale. Mumbai, INDIA
365 Biju Chandran
366 Nisha Ranganathan
367 Hamsa Ananthakrishnan
368 Rahul Agrawal
369 Ankur Agarwal
370 Navit Sethi , Kullu (Himachal)
371 netra raman,new delhi
372 abhishek sharma,NOIDA
373 varuna saxena,new delhi
374 YASH KHEMANI,IIT KANPUR
375 nikhil agarwal, nit bhopal
376 Umesh Yadav, nit bhopal.
377 Rajesh Nair Dainik Bhaskar Bhopal
378 Manish Gaur, Dainik Bhaskar, Bhopal
379 SACHIN SANGTANI , BHOPAL
380 NITESH SAINI, BHOPAL
381 AROOP GANGULY, BHOPAL
382 MOHAMMAD JASEEM AKHTAR
383 UDIT VERM, BHOPAL, INDIA
384 NIDHI NIGAM, Bhopal, India
385 Ankit Lal,bhpl..india
386 Anvit Jain , Indore ,India
387 Nikhil Sharma,Indore ,INDIA
388. Manish Tanna India
399. Sandeep Rawat, Ahmedabad, India
400 Prasanna Jain, Delhi,
401. Lalat Indu Sahoo, Bahadurgarh,Haryana
402. Sanjay K. Sharma, Bhubaneswar, India
403. Dr. E. Devaraju Reddy, Delhi.
404. Anil Mohanty, New Delhi, India
405. Pradeep Singh, New Delhi, India
406. Vinay Mudgil
407. Abhishek Singh, Delhi, India

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DRIVING STYLES

Posted by hopesweetdeals4u on August 11, 2006

One hand on steering wheel, one hand out of window.
– Sydney

One hand on steering wheel, one hand on horn
– Japan

One hand on steering wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on
accelerator…
– Boston

Both hands on steering wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in
terror
– New York

Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk
to someone in back seat
– Italy

One hand on horn,
one hand on holding gear,
one ear listening to loud music,
one ear on cell phone,
one foot on accelerator,
one foot on clutch,
nothing on brake,
eyes on females in next car,

– Welcome to INDIA!

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Facts To Make Every Indian Proud

Posted by hopesweetdeals4u on July 23, 2006

Who is the co-founder of Sun Microsystems? Vinod Khosla

Who is the creator of Pentium chip (needs no introduction as 90% of the today’s computers run onit)? Vinod Dahm

Who is the founder and creator of Hotmail (Hotmail is world’s No.1 web based email program)? Sabeer Bhatia

Who is the president of AT & T-Bell Labs (AT & T-BellLabs is the creator of program languages such as C,C++, Unix to name a few)? Arun Netravalli

Who is the GM of Hewlett Packard? Rajiv Gupta

Who is the new MTD (Microsoft Testing Director) of Windows 2000, responsible to iron out all initial problems? Sanjay Tejwrika

Who are the Chief Executives of CitiBank, Mckensey &Stanchart? Victor Menezes, Rajat Gupta, and Rana Talwar.

We Indians are the wealthiest among all ethnic groupsin America, even faring better than the whites and the natives.

There are 3.22 millions of Indians in USA(1.5% of population).

YET,38% of doctors in USA are Indians.

12% scientists in USA are Indians.

36% of NASA scientists are Indians.

34% of Microsoft employees are Indians.

28% of IBM employees are Indians.

17% of INTEL scientists are Indians.

13% of XEROX employees are Indians.

You may know some of the following facts.

These factswere recently published in a German magazine, which deals with WORLD HISTORY FACTS ABOUT INDIA.

01. India never invaded any country in her last 1000years of history.

02. India invented the Number system. Aryabhatta invented ‘zero’.

03. The world’s first University was established in Takshila in 700BC. More than 10,500 students from allover the world studied more than 60 subjects. The University of Nalanda built in the 4th century BC wasone of the greatest achievements of ancient India inthe field of education.

04. According to the Forbes magazine, Sanskrit is themost suitable language for computer software.

05. Ayurveda is the earliest school of medicine knownto humans.

06. Although western media portray modern images of India as poverty striken and underdeveloped through political corruption, India was once the richest empire on earth.

07. The art of navigation was born in the river Sindh 5000 years ago. The very word ‘Navigation’ is derived from the Sanskrit word NAVGATIH.

08. The value of pi was first calculated by Budhayana,and he explained the concept of what is now known asthe Pythagorean Theorem. British scholars have last year (1999) officially published that Budhayan’s works dates to the 6th Century, which is long before the European mathematicians.

09. Algebra, trigonometry and calculus came from India. Quadratic equations were by Sridharacharya in the 11th Century; the largest numbers the Greeks and the Romans used were 106 whereas Indians used numbers as big as 1053.

10. According to the Gemmological Institute of America, up until 1896, India was the only source of diamonds to the world.

11. USA based IEEE has proved what has been acentury-old suspicion amongst academics that the pioneer of wireless communication was Professor Jagdeesh Bose and not Marconi.

12. The earliest reservoir and dam for irrigation wasbuilt in Saurashtra.

13. Chess was invented in India.

14. Sushruta is the father of surgery. 2600 years agohe and health scientists of his time conducted surgeries like cesareans, cataract, fractures and urinary stones. Usage of anaesthesia was well known inancient India.

15. When many cultures in the world were only nomadicforest dwellers over 5000 years ago, Indians established Harappan culture in Sindhu Valley (Indus Valley Civilisation).

16. The place value system, the decimal system wasdeveloped in India in 100 BC.Quotes about India.

Quote:Originally Posted by Albert Einstein We owe a lot to the Indians, who taught us how to count, without which no worth while scientific discovery could have been made.

Quote:Originally Posted by Mark Twain India is the cradle of the human race, the birth place of human speech, the mother of history, the grandmother of legend and the great grand mother of tradition.

Quote:Originally Posted by French scholar Romain Roll and If there is one place on the face of earth where all dreams of living men have found a home from the very earliest days when man began the dream of existence,it is India.

Quote:Originally Posted by Hu Shih(Former Chinese ambassadorto USA)India conquered and dominated China culturally for 20centuries without ever having to send a single soldier across her border.

So be proud, coz u r an INDIAN

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Science in BollyWood Song

Posted by hopesweetdeals4u on July 4, 2006

Kyon chalti hai pawan, Because of evaporation.
Kyon jhoome hai gagan, Because of earth’s revolution.

Kyon machalta hai mann, Because of excessive respiration.
Na tum jaano na hum. But I just gave all the reasons!

Kyon aati hai bahaar, Because of a change in season,
Kyon lutata hai karaar, Because of mental tension.

Kyon hota hai pyaar, Because of pole attraction.
Na tum jaano na hum.Like I said,these are all sciencephenomenon!

Kyon gum hai har disha,Because you have a poor sense of
direction.
Kyon hota hai nasha, Because of drug addiction.

Kyon aata hai mazaa, Bcoz science gives us all the information.
Na tum jaano na hum. I did my best to explain, now just give up !

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaahhh !!

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Desi Summer of 69′

Posted by hopesweetdeals4u on June 29, 2006

I had my first real six rupees,
stole it from my father's pants.
went to a madrasi hotel,
to eat the sambhar of 69.
Me and some kadke dost,

had it all and we caught bukhaar,
jimy puked, joey got ulcers,
and Bagga ne maari dakar.

Oh when I went back there now,
the food was as stale as ever,
and though it was 1999,
still the sambhar was being served over there,

that was the worst food of my life.

Therez no use in complaining,
when you got no other place to eat,
rushed in the evening to the doctors clinic, but he too was at the toilet
seat, yeah

standing there waiting outside,
nurse told me I will wait forever,
oh and when I held my breath,
I knew that I had to use that loo there
That was the worst food of my life.

Back to the sambhar of 69.

Man I was getting killed,
I was full and restless,
I needed to unwind,
I guess nothing can wait forever

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Hum hai hindustani

Posted by hopesweetdeals4u on June 5, 2006

Bengali
One Bengali = poet.
Two Bengalis = a film society.
Three Bengalis = political party.
Four Bengalis = two political parties.
More than four Bengali’s = Countrywide agitation to bring Ganguli into Indian Cricket Team.

Bihari
One Bihari = Laloo Prasad Yadav.
Two Biharis = booth-capturing squad.
Three Biharis = caste killing.
Four Biharis = entire literate population of Patna.

Punjabi
One Punjabi =100 kg hulk named Pinky.
Two Punjabis = Pinky with his bigger brother Twinky.
Three Punjabis = assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local McDonalds.
Four Punjabis = combined IQ equal to one.

Mallu
One Mallu = coconut stall.
Two Mallus = a boat race.
Three Mallus = Gulf job racket.
Four Mallus = oil slick.

UP Bhaiyya
One UP bhaiyya = a milkman.
Two UP bhaiyyas = halwai shop.
Three UP bhaiyyas = a fist-fight in the UP assembly.
Four UP bhaiyyas = mosque-destruction squad.

Gujju
One Gujju = share-broker in a Bombay train.
Two Gujjus = rummy game in a Bombay train.
Three Gujjus = Bombay’s noisiest restaurant.
Four Gujjus = stock market scam.

Andhraite
One Andhraite = chili farmer.
Two Andhraites = software company in New Jersey.
Three Andhraites = Naxalite outfit.
Four Andhraites = song-and-dance number in a Telugu movie.

Kashmiri
One Kashmiri = carpet salesman.
Two Kashmiris = carpet factory.
Three Kashmiris = terrorist outfit.
Four Kashmiris = shoot-at-sight order.

Tamil-Brahmin
One Tam-Brahm = priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple.
Two Tam-Brahms = maths tuition class.
Three Tam-Brahms = queue outside the U.S consulate at 4 a.m.
Four Tam-Brahms = Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara.

Bombayite
One Bombayite = footpath vada-pav stall.
Two Bombayites = film studio.
Three Bombayites = slum.
Four Bombayites = the number of people standing on your foot in the train at rush hour.

Sindhi
One Sindhi = currency racket.
Two Sindhis = papad factory.
Three Sindhis = duplicate goods shop in Ulhasnagar .
Four Sindhis = Hong Kong Retail Traders Association.

Marwari
One Marwari = the neighbourhood foodstuffs adulterator.
Two Marwaris = 50% of Calcutta.
Three Marwaris = finish off all Gujaratis & Sindhis.
Four Marwaris = threaten the Jews as a community.

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