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Facts To Make Every Indian Proud

Posted by @ B H i on July 23, 2006

Who is the co-founder of Sun Microsystems? Vinod Khosla

Who is the creator of Pentium chip (needs no introduction as 90% of the today’s computers run onit)? Vinod Dahm

Who is the founder and creator of Hotmail (Hotmail is world’s No.1 web based email program)? Sabeer Bhatia

Who is the president of AT & T-Bell Labs (AT & T-BellLabs is the creator of program languages such as C,C++, Unix to name a few)? Arun Netravalli

Who is the GM of Hewlett Packard? Rajiv Gupta

Who is the new MTD (Microsoft Testing Director) of Windows 2000, responsible to iron out all initial problems? Sanjay Tejwrika

Who are the Chief Executives of CitiBank, Mckensey &Stanchart? Victor Menezes, Rajat Gupta, and Rana Talwar.

We Indians are the wealthiest among all ethnic groupsin America, even faring better than the whites and the natives.

There are 3.22 millions of Indians in USA(1.5% of population).

YET,38% of doctors in USA are Indians.

12% scientists in USA are Indians.

36% of NASA scientists are Indians.

34% of Microsoft employees are Indians.

28% of IBM employees are Indians.

17% of INTEL scientists are Indians.

13% of XEROX employees are Indians.

You may know some of the following facts.

These factswere recently published in a German magazine, which deals with WORLD HISTORY FACTS ABOUT INDIA.

01. India never invaded any country in her last 1000years of history.

02. India invented the Number system. Aryabhatta invented ‘zero’.

03. The world’s first University was established in Takshila in 700BC. More than 10,500 students from allover the world studied more than 60 subjects. The University of Nalanda built in the 4th century BC wasone of the greatest achievements of ancient India inthe field of education.

04. According to the Forbes magazine, Sanskrit is themost suitable language for computer software.

05. Ayurveda is the earliest school of medicine knownto humans.

06. Although western media portray modern images of India as poverty striken and underdeveloped through political corruption, India was once the richest empire on earth.

07. The art of navigation was born in the river Sindh 5000 years ago. The very word ‘Navigation’ is derived from the Sanskrit word NAVGATIH.

08. The value of pi was first calculated by Budhayana,and he explained the concept of what is now known asthe Pythagorean Theorem. British scholars have last year (1999) officially published that Budhayan’s works dates to the 6th Century, which is long before the European mathematicians.

09. Algebra, trigonometry and calculus came from India. Quadratic equations were by Sridharacharya in the 11th Century; the largest numbers the Greeks and the Romans used were 106 whereas Indians used numbers as big as 1053.

10. According to the Gemmological Institute of America, up until 1896, India was the only source of diamonds to the world.

11. USA based IEEE has proved what has been acentury-old suspicion amongst academics that the pioneer of wireless communication was Professor Jagdeesh Bose and not Marconi.

12. The earliest reservoir and dam for irrigation wasbuilt in Saurashtra.

13. Chess was invented in India.

14. Sushruta is the father of surgery. 2600 years agohe and health scientists of his time conducted surgeries like cesareans, cataract, fractures and urinary stones. Usage of anaesthesia was well known inancient India.

15. When many cultures in the world were only nomadicforest dwellers over 5000 years ago, Indians established Harappan culture in Sindhu Valley (Indus Valley Civilisation).

16. The place value system, the decimal system wasdeveloped in India in 100 BC.Quotes about India.

Quote:Originally Posted by Albert Einstein We owe a lot to the Indians, who taught us how to count, without which no worth while scientific discovery could have been made.

Quote:Originally Posted by Mark Twain India is the cradle of the human race, the birth place of human speech, the mother of history, the grandmother of legend and the great grand mother of tradition.

Quote:Originally Posted by French scholar Romain Roll and If there is one place on the face of earth where all dreams of living men have found a home from the very earliest days when man began the dream of existence,it is India.

Quote:Originally Posted by Hu Shih(Former Chinese ambassadorto USA)India conquered and dominated China culturally for 20centuries without ever having to send a single soldier across her border.

So be proud, coz u r an INDIAN

5 Responses to “Facts To Make Every Indian Proud”

  1. Unknown said

    38% of doctors in USA are Indians.

    12% scientists in USA are Indians.

    36% of NASA scientists are Indians.

    34% of Microsoft employees are Indians.

    28% of IBM employees are Indians.

    17% of INTEL scientists are Indians.

    13% of XEROX employees are Indians.

    ITS A JOKE ALRIGHT!

  2. SRIDEVI SUBRAMANYAM said

    WHAT A LOAD OF SHIT. THESE HINDUS ARE SUB-HUMAN CREATURES who worship PENIS SUCH SOME SHIT-HEAD BY THE NAME OF VISHNULINGAM. THEY ARE ONLY BORN AND BRED TO BE THE BEST SLAVES. SCIENTIST MY ASS- KARGIL THEY GOT CREAMED. RULES FOR 5000 YEARS BY DIFFRENT NATIONS. WHEN I LOOK AT INDIAN, IT REMINDS ME OF PROFOUND POVERTY (ONE BILLION PEASANTS LIVING UNDER 50 CENTS A DAY), AIDS CAPITAL OF THE WORLD (MICROSFOT ‘S BILL GATES DONATED 400 MILLION DOLARS, SUICIDE CAPITAL OF THE WORLD, RAPE CAPITAL OF THE WORLD, FED BY ARABS THE MOST, THEN BY USA AND EUROPEANS (WORK AS LABORERS SUCHAS PROGRAMMERS WORK FOR 1/10TH) OF US RATE, DIRTIEST NATION A SAUDI BATH TURNED OUT TO BE CLEANER THAN A HINDU KITCHEN), LACKS PUBLIC TOILET WHERE ONE BILLION USE STREETS FOR LAVATORIES, SURROUNDED BY ENEMIES AND CAN’T DO JACK-SHIT ABOUT LIKE CHINA AND PAKISTAN, INFANTICIDE CAPITAL OF THE WORLD WHERE AFTER USING THE ULTRASOUND TECHNOLOGY KILL FEMALE BAIES PREMATURELY. JUST THE SCUM CENYTER OF THE WORLD WHO SHOULD BE PUSHED INTO THE OCEAN.

    • GreatIndian said

      SRIDEVI SUBRAMANYAM, U dumb mother fucker. Stop thinking with your ass. We worship nature. Not Penis u dumb fuck. I cannot believe u actually believe that. What India today is, is because India suddenly is full of dumb fucks such as yourself who thinks that they are better than everybody else in the whole world. If you cannot think anything nice, don’t say anything. You are also an Indian. Its like saying that your mother is a disease ridden whore. Judging by your attitude towards India, its not surprising if you really are a motherfucker. Enjoy the world u live in. Talk only if your words have value. Else shut the fuck up.

    • Dreadlord said

      Sridevi Subramanyam.. The india you are trying to show here is all because of scumbags like you.. Bloody mother fucker.. You probably blew your brain apart while fucking your mom.. Everyone of us wants a better country.. Our present condition is because you spend all your time fucking your mom.. Fucking sluts.. Fucking every animal you see.. And what do you know about the Kargil war.. Were you even there to see what happened.. Your ass was being creamed by lover animal while it happened i guess..

  3. killer of sridevi subramaniac said

    hello sridevi,u fuckin stink just as bad as your fuckin name.i wont waste my words on a crackhead whore like u but know this,u are fuckin bitch who lives upside down.u like to talk out your fuckin ass and the only thing that comes outta your fuckin mouth is fuckin shit.so long motha fucka. p.s:no hard feelings,bitch.

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