Jokes

Laughter All The Way….

Hum Jayega in Titanic

Posted by @ B H i on November 19, 2006

Contributed By : sanjay shiwakoti

“Help…. the Titanic is going to be drowned….”
Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God…
Just then a Italian asks the nearby Hum Jayega in the ship.
Italian : How far is land, from here ?
Hum Jayega : Two miles .
Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise.
I have got the experience of swimming even more.
The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up to the layer to ask something again.
Italian : Just tell me which side, is land two miles from here ?
Hum Jayega : Downwards… !!

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