Madrasi Jokes
Posted by hopesweetdeals4u on May 20, 2007
What are the degrees of egoism in Tamil Nadu?
I, Iyer, Iyengar.
What’s the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
Comepalakrishnan.
How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu?
Ready….Steady…..PO
What do you call a really colourful Tamilian?
Rangamannar Rangarajan.
How does a Tamilian introduce the tennis superstar Lendl?
Ivan Lendl (Ivan = ‘he’ in Tamil).
What did the Tamilian call the tall building a Japanese built?
Nikumo Nikado (Will it or won’t it stand?)
A lady arrived at the Madras airport after spending 36 hours in transit. She was fully exhausted after such a long trip with her 6 young kids. Collecting many suitcases, the family entered the cramped customs area.
A young customs official watched our entourage in disbelief, “Ma’am,” he said, “do all these children and this luggage belong to you?”
“Yes, sir,” the lady said with a sigh. “They’re all mine.”
The customs agent began his interrogation “Ma’am, do you have any weapons, contraband or illegal drugs in your possession?”
“Sir,” she calmly answered, “if I’d had any of those items, I would have used them by now.”
James Bond comes out of British Airways at Chennai, goes to his waiting driver and says “I’m Bond, James Bond. James to you”.
For which the driver replies “I’m Subramaniam, Bala Subramaniam. Balls to you…”
What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?
Subramanium Didn’t See Me
Jokes 
sukumar said
iyer iyer
sukumar said
stoopid madrasi jokes man …… to get the real joke meet me …… !
sanjay said
this is all a jokes. if u want to know real jokes meet me. its better if its sardarji jokes.
Sival said
Nice madrasi jokes, very enjoyable…please post more!
Ravi said
Sanjay, you’re a fucking dickhead. These are all Tamil jokes in Tamil you piece of shit. If you’ve got thin balls why don’t you stop being a hypocrite and quit visiting this site.
krithika said
no more madraasi jokes…..!sartaarji are the best ones
kesavaraju said
hey idiot
dont you know any tamil jokes. y are u doing stupid things \. just stop this kinds of jokes
Ramana said
Nice jokes buddy….. Please post few MORE.
Raja said
I waste my time while i read this jokes.
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sufi said
jokes on tamils r meant 2 be fun………..coz dey r dickheads……….!!!
K Venkat Raman said
In fact we do …. post our daily experiences with sardarjis and not cut jokes.
None of the other community can match them either whether it is Madrasi (Tamilian) or anyone else in the World.
Joke of The day said
HOW DOGS AND MEN ARE ALIKE
Both take up too much space on the bed.
Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
Both are threatened by their own kind.
Both mark their territory.
Both are bad at asking you questions.
Both have an inordinate fascination with women’s crotches.
Neither does any dishes.
Both pass gas shamelessly.
Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
Both like dominance games.
Both are suspicious of the postman.
Neither knows how to talk on the telephone.
Neither understands what you see in cats.
sunny said
balls to james bond lol..
Lisha said
Good jokes!
Karthik, Ramana, Venkat, Sukumar, Sanjay and Kesavaraj – only empty vessels make more noice.
gangu said
jokes should be made of u people .
no mor foolish jokes
Amar said
ur fight was funnier that jokes… Relax people , its just jokes , laugh at the jokes not at the language or the community…
sneh said
well said
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raghavthoughts said
Hello friends,why these kind of shit.
We r all indians.pls be as human and indian. This is not good.
Cheatyouwell said
I did not understand the comparison between Men and Dog posted by Joke Of The Day in comment section. The comparison was senseless for example “Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning”. says who? (No offense but that may just be the case of your father 😀 ) . “Both take up too much space on the bed” Seems the person who commented this has good experience of going to bed with dogs hahahahahahah. Well if this is a considerable comparison, then Women and Bitc@es are exactly the same and i guess i don’t have to explain that point wise..
chezy said
nice jokes… pl post andhra, and marati jokes as well….
ashu said
well here are some good ones
what is the difference between a tamil guy and a donkey?
think hard
more harder
more more more harder
give up?
answer: only of a tail
A tamil women was taking bath with the door open to make sure that no one was peeping through the doorhole.
Tamil guy went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.
“I would like to buy this small TV,” he told the salesman.
“Sorry, we don’t sell anything to Tamils,” salesman replied.
He hurried home removed his lungi, applied some skin whitening cream and changed his hair style, and returned to tell
the salesman
“I would like to buy this TV.”
“Sorry, we don’t sell to Tamils,” Salesman replied.
“Damn, he recognized me,” he thought. he went for a complete disguise this time,
haircut and new hair color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before
he again approached the salesman.
“I would like to buy this TV.”
“Sorry, we don’t sell to Tamils,” he replied.
Frustrated, he exclaimed “How do you know I’m a Tamil?”
“Because that’s a microwave,” he replied.
Tamil man to his Girlfriend: I want to marry you,
Girlfriend: But i am one year older to you
Tamil man: No problem . I will marry you next year.
A Tamil man goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead.
The manager comes running and asks him, “HEY MADRASI , WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?”
To this the Tamil man replies, “Havent you put the board here,, “Wash Basin”
KKG said
I am sure u r not Tamil. Wearing a lungi is not inferior to any one. All races in world can be identified by their appearance. No appearance of race determines their growth economy. You are fuckers ( few percents from north) thinking that external appearance of person determines your growth. I like to say to all Indians, Tamil Nadu is part of India for how much years maximum up to 100 years. Before 500 years any can you say Tami Nadu was a part of country named India. Since tamilnadu is part of india you expecting us learn hindi, change our dressing style etc…
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Jans said
One joke more…
When Bill clinton visited chennai, karunanidhi took him outside in his car. On the way they saw lot many people shitting in public places like marina beach. disguested of this very sight everywhere , Clinton inquired why do they do it and karunanidhi felt insulted.
A few months later karunanidhi visited New York and clinton took him around for sight seeing, then they saw a man defecating in the public place. Karunanidhi got happy and took his chance to retaliate…..he said…”see men here too shit in public places!!! ” …Clinton turned skeptic and sent out his guards to get the guy…the guards took him to the president and karunanidhi. On seing karunanidhi the man said “vanakkam thalaivare, ninga eppedi irikkkum?”
Tamil girl said
hey ashu,
after reading your post… i mean the joke thing you posted… is good. but you edited them with the word ‘tamil’… I’ll tell you the actual one …
what is the difference between ashu
and a donkey?
think hard
more harder
more more more harder
give up?
answer: only of a tail
A women was taking bath with the
door open to make sure that no ashu was
peeping through the doorhole.
ashu went to the appliance store sale
and found a bargain.
“I would like to buy this small TV,” he told
the salesman.
“Sorry, we don’t sell anything to you,”
salesman replied.
He hurried home removed his brain,
applied some skin whitening cream and
changed his hair style, and returned to tell
the salesman
“I would like to buy this TV.”
“Sorry, we don’t sell to you,” Salesman
replied.
“Damn, he recognized me,” he thought. he
went for a complete disguise this time,
haircut and new hair color, new outfit, big
sunglasses, then waited a few days before
he again approached the salesman.
“I would like to buy this TV.”
“Sorry, we don’t sell to you,” he replied.
Frustrated, he exclaimed “How do you
know I’m ashu?”
“Because that’s a microwave,” he replied.
man to his Girlfriend: I want to marry
you,
Girlfriend: But i am one year older to you
man: No problem . I will marry you
next year.
A man goes to a hotel which his friend owns and eats
heartily. After eating he goes to wash his
hands but starts washing the basin
instead.
The manager comes running and asks him,
“HEY ashu , WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU
DOING?”
To this the man replies, “Havent you
put the board here,, “Wash Basin”
thank you.