Posted by @ B H i on May 20, 2007
What are the degrees of egoism in Tamil Nadu?
I, Iyer, Iyengar.
What’s the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu?
What do you call a really colourful Tamilian?
How does a Tamilian introduce the tennis superstar Lendl?
Ivan Lendl (Ivan = ‘he’ in Tamil).
What did the Tamilian call the tall building a Japanese built?
Nikumo Nikado (Will it or won’t it stand?)
A lady arrived at the Madras airport after spending 36 hours in transit. She was fully exhausted after such a long trip with her 6 young kids. Collecting many suitcases, the family entered the cramped customs area.
A young customs official watched our entourage in disbelief, “Ma’am,” he said, “do all these children and this luggage belong to you?”
“Yes, sir,” the lady said with a sigh. “They’re all mine.”
The customs agent began his interrogation “Ma’am, do you have any weapons, contraband or illegal drugs in your possession?”
“Sir,” she calmly answered, “if I’d had any of those items, I would have used them by now.”
James Bond comes out of British Airways at Chennai, goes to his waiting driver and says “I’m Bond, James Bond. James to you”.
For which the driver replies “I’m Subramaniam, Bala Subramaniam. Balls to you…”
What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?
Subramanium Didn’t See Me