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Madrasi Jokes

Posted by @ B H i on May 20, 2007

What are the degrees of egoism in Tamil Nadu?
I, Iyer, Iyengar.

What’s the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?
Comepalakrishnan.

How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu?
Ready….Steady…..PO

What do you call a really colourful Tamilian?
Rangamannar Rangarajan.

How does a Tamilian introduce the tennis superstar Lendl?
Ivan Lendl (Ivan = ‘he’ in Tamil).

What did the Tamilian call the tall building a Japanese built?
Nikumo Nikado (Will it or won’t it stand?)

A lady arrived at the Madras airport after spending 36 hours in transit. She was fully exhausted after such a long trip with her 6 young kids. Collecting many suitcases, the family entered the cramped customs area.

A young customs official watched our entourage in disbelief, “Ma’am,” he said, “do all these children and this luggage belong to you?”

“Yes, sir,” the lady said with a sigh. “They’re all mine.”

The customs agent began his interrogation “Ma’am, do you have any weapons, contraband or illegal drugs in your possession?”

“Sir,” she calmly answered, “if I’d had any of those items, I would have used them by now.”

James Bond comes out of British Airways at Chennai, goes to his waiting driver and says “I’m Bond, James Bond. James to you”.

For which the driver replies “I’m Subramaniam, Bala Subramaniam. Balls to you…”

What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?
Subramanium Didn’t See Me

27 Responses to “Madrasi Jokes”

  1. sukumar said

    iyer iyer

  2. sukumar said

    stoopid madrasi jokes man …… to get the real joke meet me …… !

  3. sanjay said

    this is all a jokes. if u want to know real jokes meet me. its better if its sardarji jokes.

  4. Sival said

    Nice madrasi jokes, very enjoyable…please post more!

  5. Ravi said

    Sanjay, you’re a fucking dickhead. These are all Tamil jokes in Tamil you piece of shit. If you’ve got thin balls why don’t you stop being a hypocrite and quit visiting this site.

  6. krithika said

    no more madraasi jokes…..!sartaarji are the best ones

  7. kesavaraju said

    hey idiot

    dont you know any tamil jokes. y are u doing stupid things \. just stop this kinds of jokes

  8. Ramana said

    Nice jokes buddy….. Please post few MORE.

  9. Raja said

    I waste my time while i read this jokes.

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  11. K Venkat Raman said

    In fact we do …. post our daily experiences with sardarjis and not cut jokes.

    None of the other community can match them either whether it is Madrasi (Tamilian) or anyone else in the World.

  12. HOW DOGS AND MEN ARE ALIKE

    Both take up too much space on the bed.
    Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
    Both are threatened by their own kind.
    Both mark their territory.
    Both are bad at asking you questions.
    Both have an inordinate fascination with women’s crotches.
    Neither does any dishes.
    Both pass gas shamelessly.
    Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
    Both like dominance games.
    Both are suspicious of the postman.
    Neither knows how to talk on the telephone.
    Neither understands what you see in cats.

  13. sunny said

    balls to james bond lol..

  14. Lisha said

    Good jokes!
    Karthik, Ramana, Venkat, Sukumar, Sanjay and Kesavaraj – only empty vessels make more noice.

  15. gangu said

    jokes should be made of u people .
    no mor foolish jokes

  16. Amar said

    ur fight was funnier that jokes… Relax people , its just jokes , laugh at the jokes not at the language or the community…

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  18. Hello friends,why these kind of shit.
    We r all indians.pls be as human and indian. This is not good.

  19. Cheatyouwell said

    I did not understand the comparison between Men and Dog posted by Joke Of The Day in comment section. The comparison was senseless for example “Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning”. says who? (No offense but that may just be the case of your father😀 ) . “Both take up too much space on the bed” Seems the person who commented this has good experience of going to bed with dogs hahahahahahah. Well if this is a considerable comparison, then Women and Bitc@es are exactly the same and i guess i don’t have to explain that point wise..

  20. chezy said

    nice jokes… pl post andhra, and marati jokes as well….

  21. ashu said

    well here are some good ones

    what is the difference between a tamil guy and a donkey?

    think hard

    more harder

    more more more harder

    give up?

    answer: only of a tail

    A tamil women was taking bath with the door open to make sure that no one was peeping through the doorhole.

    Tamil guy went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.

    “I would like to buy this small TV,” he told the salesman.

    “Sorry, we don’t sell anything to Tamils,” salesman replied.

    He hurried home removed his lungi, applied some skin whitening cream and changed his hair style, and returned to tell
    the salesman
    “I would like to buy this TV.”
    “Sorry, we don’t sell to Tamils,” Salesman replied.

    “Damn, he recognized me,” he thought. he went for a complete disguise this time,
    haircut and new hair color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before
    he again approached the salesman.
    “I would like to buy this TV.”
    “Sorry, we don’t sell to Tamils,” he replied.
    Frustrated, he exclaimed “How do you know I’m a Tamil?”

    “Because that’s a microwave,” he replied.

    Tamil man to his Girlfriend: I want to marry you,

    Girlfriend: But i am one year older to you

    Tamil man: No problem . I will marry you next year.

    A Tamil man goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead.

    The manager comes running and asks him, “HEY MADRASI , WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?”

    To this the Tamil man replies, “Havent you put the board here,, “Wash Basin”

    • KKG said

      I am sure u r not Tamil. Wearing a lungi is not inferior to any one. All races in world can be identified by their appearance. No appearance of race determines their growth economy. You are fuckers ( few percents from north) thinking that external appearance of person determines your growth. I like to say to all Indians, Tamil Nadu is part of India for how much years maximum up to 100 years. Before 500 years any can you say Tami Nadu was a part of country named India. Since tamilnadu is part of india you expecting us learn hindi, change our dressing style etc…

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  23. Jans said

    One joke more…

    When Bill clinton visited chennai, karunanidhi took him outside in his car. On the way they saw lot many people shitting in public places like marina beach. disguested of this very sight everywhere , Clinton inquired why do they do it and karunanidhi felt insulted.

    A few months later karunanidhi visited New York and clinton took him around for sight seeing, then they saw a man defecating in the public place. Karunanidhi got happy and took his chance to retaliate…..he said…”see men here too shit in public places!!! ” …Clinton turned skeptic and sent out his guards to get the guy…the guards took him to the president and karunanidhi. On seing karunanidhi the man said “vanakkam thalaivare, ninga eppedi irikkkum?”

  24. Tamil girl said

    hey ashu,

    after reading your post… i mean the joke thing you posted… is good. but you edited them with the word ‘tamil’… I’ll tell you the actual one …

    what is the difference between ashu
    and a donkey?
    think hard
    more harder
    more more more harder
    give up?
    answer: only of a tail

    A women was taking bath with the
    door open to make sure that no ashu was
    peeping through the doorhole.

    ashu went to the appliance store sale
    and found a bargain.
    “I would like to buy this small TV,” he told
    the salesman.
    “Sorry, we don’t sell anything to you,”
    salesman replied.
    He hurried home removed his brain,
    applied some skin whitening cream and
    changed his hair style, and returned to tell
    the salesman
    “I would like to buy this TV.”
    “Sorry, we don’t sell to you,” Salesman
    replied.
    “Damn, he recognized me,” he thought. he
    went for a complete disguise this time,
    haircut and new hair color, new outfit, big
    sunglasses, then waited a few days before
    he again approached the salesman.
    “I would like to buy this TV.”
    “Sorry, we don’t sell to you,” he replied.
    Frustrated, he exclaimed “How do you
    know I’m ashu?”
    “Because that’s a microwave,” he replied.

    man to his Girlfriend: I want to marry
    you,
    Girlfriend: But i am one year older to you
    man: No problem . I will marry you
    next year.
    A man goes to a hotel which his friend owns and eats
    heartily. After eating he goes to wash his
    hands but starts washing the basin
    instead.
    The manager comes running and asks him,
    “HEY ashu , WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU
    DOING?”
    To this the man replies, “Havent you
    put the board here,, “Wash Basin”

    thank you.

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