PJ of the day
Posted by hopesweetdeals4u on June 29, 2006
Once in MIT, there was an Indian student. He was very briliant, and his General Knowledge (GK) was excellent. He won every Quiz in the institute .... Once he fell in love with a Phirang i girl... He proposed the girl, but She straight way rejected him ... calling him Bloody Desi... So after this, his GK fell drastically, and he stopped taking part in Quiz and all..... Now, u tell me the reason ... WHY ??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . becoz, Jab Dil hee toot gaya.... toh GK kya karenge ...
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Sageeta said
What a poor joke…reallly
uday said
good one.
vaibhav said
cool man .. my head went tizzy… wat a bunch pjss…. i just could not stop myself 4m screamin
Brijesh said
kisko maruin……..kya karuin……….aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
Anky said
so sad with da boy…!!!!!
Mayur said
really poor joke!!!! no doubt
palak said
its is a pj so it wil be a poor joke u neednt need to mention
Rohan jawade said
Kya bakwaas hai yaar!
amit said
good one
sanju said
good 1!!!!!!!!!! r u joking?????if yes then its a pj!
silver said
poor joke!!!!!!!!!!!!
gunjan said
Dont kill me for this
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>Gattu ek lecture attend karta hai. lecture ke baad use
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>Jinke “Sir” ho “Ishq ki Chhaon”
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Suhas said
are yaar tum kaun ho…..aise PJ’s tumhe kahaan se mil gaye…….i really went mad after reading them…….
kishan said
awesome yaar i really gone mad
ellaelax-eu said
3 40 63 led 514
SDG said
oh teri…. kya bakwaas bariya joke
saurabh jangid said
amazing one
Vikas said
Great great pj. Thanx 4 passing time
MAITRI said
pj was really pj nice 1111111
Sana said
Amazing pj’s dude. like seriously good. lol. my friends and i went mad reading those. lol…
kisa said
Riya : oh wat a stupid choice of colours u have !!
Priya : jeloused girl..say on…i dont mind.
Riya :Yeah u dont mind,becoz u dont have Mind.
Shrikant Patel-9595050552 said
Bot sahi yaar…me bhi bot jaldi apne Pj update karunga..Good job keep it up..
akhilesh said
mast yaar…keep it up
palak said
wud u like to be my friend
Joyce said
GOOD TIMEPASS
(Q). The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie ‘heart
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Dil Chhata Hai!
(Q). Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par
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Socho socho
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aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!
(Q). What will! u call a person who is leaving India ??
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Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
(Q). Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam
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Answer) adidas
(Q). Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between
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Because Luv is blind!!!!!
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OK lot’s of head scratching done.
Answer is… Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!
Want one more…
(Q). Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?..
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answer) D’Cold
chain ki saans – D’cold
(Q). chalo ab batao… Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya
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answer) D’Cold again
kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi 😛
(Q).Jugal Hansraj and Mayuri Kango bus stop par khade
he. Bus aayi – Mayuri gayi, magar Jugal nahin gaya –
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Because Mayuri ‘can – go’.
Ek aur…..
(Q). Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain.
Kajol chali gayi, par Sharukh bus pe nahin chada –
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Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhodne aaya tha. Ha, ha, ha…
Ek aur muaka de deta hoon tumhe
(Q). kamal ,vimal do bhai they,dono bus stop pe khade
the.. bus aai vimal chad jata hai per kamal nahin jata
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Kyonkieeeeee bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL !!!!!
aur chhaiye…theek hai
(Q). Kadar Khan aur Shakti Kapoor dono
bus stop pe khade the…
bus aai aur Kadar Khan chad jata hai per Shakti Kapoor
nahin jata Qyo???
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Qyonkieeeeeee woh Shakti Kapoor
dusri bus ke wait kar raha tha
aakhri sawaal
(Q). Amitabh aur Pran dono bus estop pe khade the…
bus aai aur Pran chad jata hai per Amitabh nahin jata
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b/s pran jaye per bacchan na jaye
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kucch bhi nahi.
Have good time and get back to work
DIYA said
HI
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DIYA said
The ultimate pj shayris
lao g arj kita hai….
mohhabat k pyaar mai mar gaya peter
mohhabat k pyaar mai mar gaya peter
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hero honda splemdor, 80 km/litre
ietuu said
gazabbb!!!!!!!!!!
saee misal said
he!he!he! nice 1
jATIN PANCHAL said
akber ne kharide 3 gode
Akber ne kharide 3 gode
Aaja aaja dil nichode rat ki matki fode
Mohith said
Good one, dude
supriya said
1)Raat ke pehlu mein chand sitare chaye hai..
Raat ke pehlu mein chand sitare chaye hai.
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Madam darwaza khol do hum C.I.D se aaye hai
2)dollar bhi chaiyye,pound bhi chaiyye…..
dollar bhi chaiyye,pound bhi chaiyye….
abhijeet : khooni toh yahi kahi chupa hona chaiye.
3)Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana … . .
Waah! Waah! .
Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana .. .
Didi Tera Devar deewana
saee misal said
nice 1!!! anyways i love cid
Sabyasachi said
Some deadly PJs
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna…
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna…
“BASANTI in kunton ke samne mat nachna…”
Ab tho Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana…
Ab tho Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana…
A for Apple B for Banana…
Yasomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala..
Yasomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala..
“Maa,Tata Sky laga dalla to life Jhingalala..!! ”
Romeo ne Juliet se kaha ek sach
Romeo ne Juliet se kaha ek sach
Asli masale sach sach… MDH…MDH
Salma ke pyar me doob gaya peter
Salma ke pyar me doob gaya peter
Ab Hero Honda Splendor 80 kilometer per liter…
Ek ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
Ek ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
Mutual funds are subjected to market risk…!!
The deadliest of all
Tere pyaar mein pee gaya Beer can pe can
Tere pyaar mein pee gaya Beer can pe can
I am Popeye the Sailor Man
saee misal said
he!he!he!!!
RV said
Tum aapas mai 1k 2re k sath mat laro…
Tum aapas mai 1k 2re k sath mat laro…
VICKS KI GOLI LO KHITCH KHITCH DUR KARO..
Krishna kant said
Amazing!!!
ankush said
khuni k sir pr tha bhut ka saaya
khuni k sir pr tha bhut ka saaya
ACP Pradyuman bola
Daya 2 minute ruko main susu kr k aaya
sachin said
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Sachin love said
nice pj m impress
sohail.d.gr8 said
sankrant mei hum udaate hai patang
Sankrant mei hum udaate hai patang
Udd udd DABANGG, Udd udd DABANGG..
Reply on my no. abt diz pj 9619006009
sohail.d.gr8 said
Adnan sami ek poster mei nhi hota hai fit
Adnan sami ek poster mei nhi hota hai fit.
Mc.Donald’s I’m luvin it.
ietuu said
itne saare pj aap log late kaha se h
New Fighter said
Boy to grl:: Tumhari Aakhe(eyes) Mc.donald’s ki hai ? Grl: Nahi but Why ? Boy : becoz “I’m loving it”
ANSHUL AVI said
Kabutar ne kar diya burger pe shit……………..
Kabutar ne kar diya burger pe shit……………..
Aur tum abhi bhi kah rahe ho…………
I’M LOVING IT………………….
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sonia said
really nice jokes