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PJ of the day

Posted by @ B H i on June 29, 2006

Once in MIT, there was an Indian student.
He was very briliant, and his General Knowledge (GK) was excellent.
He won every Quiz in the institute .... Once he fell in love with a
Phirang i girl...
He proposed the girl, but She straight way rejected him ... calling him
Bloody Desi...
So after this, his GK fell drastically, and he stopped taking part in Quiz
and all.....
Now, u tell me the reason ... WHY ???
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becoz,

Jab Dil hee toot gaya....
toh GK kya karenge ...
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47 Responses to “PJ of the day”

  1. Sageeta said

    What a poor joke…reallly

  2. uday said

    good one.

  3. vaibhav said

    cool man .. my head went tizzy… wat a bunch pjss…. i just could not stop myself 4m screamin

  4. Brijesh said

    kisko maruin……..kya karuin……….aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

  5. Anky said

    so sad with da boy…!!!!!

  6. Mayur said

    really poor joke!!!! no doubt

  7. Rohan jawade said

    Kya bakwaas hai yaar!

  8. amit said

    good one

  9. silver said

    poor joke!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. gunjan said

    Dont kill me for this
    >Question: An elephant was in love with a she-elephant.
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    >a park to cheer him up. In the park, they sat on a
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    >Ans: “See-saw ho ya dil ho, aakhir toot jaata hai.”
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    >Ans: “Kis mooh se maafi maangoon?”
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    >Question: How do you “cut” roads?
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    >Ans: By laughing… because “Haste haste cut jaye
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    >raaste”.
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    >Question: Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha. Uska
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    >naam kya tha?
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    >Ans: Adidas.
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    >Question: What is the similarity between Satynarayan
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    >pooja and the Indian cricket team?
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    >Ans: Dono ke ant me “Prasad” aataa hai.
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    >Question: Who is Joe?
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    >Ans: Kambakth ishq.. Because “Kambakth ishq hai Joe!”
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    >Question: The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie
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    >Woh kaun sa hindi geet hai jis main “Internet
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    >Hint: The heroine also refers to herself as Internet
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    >The answer is…
    Maine Pyar Kiya.
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    >Aajaa shaam hone IE (Internet Explorer)
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    >Mausam ne lee angada IE
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    >To kis baat ki hai lada IE
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    >Tu chal…….. Main IE !!!
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    >Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) :
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    >Phulwa,RaamPyaari, RaamDulari,RaamPuri and RaamChuri
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    >RaamPyaari,RaamDulari, RaamPuri and RaamChuri fell down
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    >WHY ???
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    >scroll down for answer. . . . . . . . . . .
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    >Gattu ek lecture attend karta hai. lecture ke baad use
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    >hai. so he goes to the canteen. canteen mein gattu ek pav
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    >jaise hi woh pav khane ke liye uthata hai to dekhta hai ki
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    >To janaab ab aapko yeh batana hai ki gattu jiska
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    >lecture attend karke aa raha hai, us proffessor ka
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    >Jinke “Sir” ho “Ishq ki Chhaon”
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    Newton just draws a square of 1 meter
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    >in front of Einstein……….. Einsteins
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    >counting……97,98,99…..100……..
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    >He opens his eyes and finds
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    >Einstein says “newtons out..newtons….out…..”
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    Newton denies and says i am not out…….. He claims
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    Newton …… All the scientists come out
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    Newton per meter square……
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    >Hence i am Pascal….since newton per meter square = Pascal

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  12. SDG said

    oh teri…. kya bakwaas bariya joke

  13. saurabh jangid said

    amazing one

  14. Vikas said

    Great great pj. Thanx 4 passing time

  15. MAITRI said

    pj was really pj nice 1111111

  16. Sana said

    Amazing pj’s dude. like seriously good. lol. my friends and i went mad reading those. lol…

  17. kisa said

    Riya : oh wat a stupid choice of colours u have !!
    Priya : jeloused girl..say on…i dont mind.
    Riya :Yeah u dont mind,becoz u dont have Mind.

  18. Shrikant Patel-9595050552 said

    Bot sahi yaar…me bhi bot jaldi apne Pj update karunga..Good job keep it up..

  19. akhilesh said

    mast yaar…keep it up

  20. Joyce said

    GOOD TIMEPASS

    (Q). The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie ‘heart
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    Dil Chhata Hai!

    (Q). Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par
    Dhadkan main nahi?

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    Socho socho

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    aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!

    (Q). What will! u call a person who is leaving India ??

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    Hindustan Lever (Leaver).

    (Q). Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam
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    Answer) adidas

    (Q). Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between
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    Because Luv is blind!!!!!

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    OK lot’s of head scratching done.

    Answer is… Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!

    Want one more…

    (Q). Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?..

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    nahi pata..??

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    answer) D’Cold

    chain ki saans – D’cold

    (Q). chalo ab batao… Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya
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    answer) D’Cold again

    kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi :P

    (Q).Jugal Hansraj and Mayuri Kango bus stop par khade
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    Because Mayuri ‘can – go’.

    Ek aur…..

    (Q). Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain.
    Kajol chali gayi, par Sharukh bus pe nahin chada –
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    think harder…

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    Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhodne aaya tha. Ha, ha, ha…

    Ek aur muaka de deta hoon tumhe

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    Kyonkieeeeee bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL !!!!!

    aur chhaiye…theek hai

    (Q). Kadar Khan aur Shakti Kapoor dono
    bus stop pe khade the…
    bus aai aur Kadar Khan chad jata hai per Shakti Kapoor
    nahin jata Qyo???

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    Qyonkieeeeeee woh Shakti Kapoor
    dusri bus ke wait kar raha tha

    aakhri sawaal

    (Q). Amitabh aur Pran dono bus estop pe khade the…
    bus aai aur Pran chad jata hai per Amitabh nahin jata
    Qyo???

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    b/s pran jaye per bacchan na jaye

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    kucch bhi nahi.
    Have good time and get back to work

  21. jATIN PANCHAL said

    akber ne kharide 3 gode

    Akber ne kharide 3 gode

    Aaja aaja dil nichode rat ki matki fode

  22. Mohith said

    Good one, dude

  23. supriya said

    1)Raat ke pehlu mein chand sitare chaye hai..

    Raat ke pehlu mein chand sitare chaye hai.
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    Madam darwaza khol do hum C.I.D se aaye hai

    2)dollar bhi chaiyye,pound bhi chaiyye…..

    dollar bhi chaiyye,pound bhi chaiyye….

    abhijeet : khooni toh yahi kahi chupa hona chaiye.

    3)Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana … . .
    Waah! Waah! .

    Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana .. .

    Didi Tera Devar deewana

  24. Sabyasachi said

    Some deadly PJs

    Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna…
    Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna…

    “BASANTI in kunton ke samne mat nachna…”

    Ab tho Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana…
    Ab tho Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana…

    A for Apple B for Banana…

    Yasomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala..
    Yasomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala..
    “Maa,Tata Sky laga dalla to life Jhingalala..!! ”

    Romeo ne Juliet se kaha ek sach
    Romeo ne Juliet se kaha ek sach
    Asli masale sach sach… MDH…MDH

    Salma ke pyar me doob gaya peter
    Salma ke pyar me doob gaya peter
    Ab Hero Honda Splendor 80 kilometer per liter…

    Ek ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
    Ek ladki ne kiya ladke ko gaal pe kiss
    Mutual funds are subjected to market risk…!!

    The deadliest of all

    Tere pyaar mein pee gaya Beer can pe can
    Tere pyaar mein pee gaya Beer can pe can
    I am Popeye the Sailor Man

  25. RV said

    Tum aapas mai 1k 2re k sath mat laro…
    Tum aapas mai 1k 2re k sath mat laro…
    VICKS KI GOLI LO KHITCH KHITCH DUR KARO..

  26. Krishna kant said

    Amazing!!!

  27. ankush said

    khuni k sir pr tha bhut ka saaya

    khuni k sir pr tha bhut ka saaya

    ACP Pradyuman bola
    Daya 2 minute ruko main susu kr k aaya

  28. sachin said

    xff

  29. Sachin love said

    nice pj m impress

  30. sohail.d.gr8 said

    sankrant mei hum udaate hai patang

    Sankrant mei hum udaate hai patang

    Udd udd DABANGG, Udd udd DABANGG..
    Reply on my no. abt diz pj 9619006009

  31. sohail.d.gr8 said

    Adnan sami ek poster mei nhi hota hai fit

    Adnan sami ek poster mei nhi hota hai fit.

    Mc.Donald’s I’m luvin it.

  32. ietuu said

    itne saare pj aap log late kaha se h

  33. New Fighter said

    Boy to grl:: Tumhari Aakhe(eyes) Mc.donald’s ki hai ? Grl: Nahi but Why ? Boy : becoz “I’m loving it”

  34. ANSHUL AVI said

    Kabutar ne kar diya burger pe shit……………..
    Kabutar ne kar diya burger pe shit……………..

    Aur tum abhi bhi kah rahe ho…………

    I’M LOVING IT………………….

  35. nehal d grt said

    ………………..:)

  36. sonia said

    really nice jokes

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