PJ of the day
Posted by @ B H i on June 29, 2006
Once in MIT, there was an Indian student. He was very briliant, and his General Knowledge (GK) was excellent. He won every Quiz in the institute .... Once he fell in love with a Phirang i girl... He proposed the girl, but She straight way rejected him ... calling him Bloody Desi... So after this, his GK fell drastically, and he stopped taking part in Quiz and all..... Now, u tell me the reason ... WHY ??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . becoz, Jab Dil hee toot gaya.... toh GK kya karenge ...
December 6, 2006 at 10:16 am
What a poor joke…reallly
February 2, 2007 at 8:05 pm
good one.
April 20, 2007 at 9:49 am
cool man .. my head went tizzy… wat a bunch pjss…. i just could not stop myself 4m screamin
August 17, 2007 at 10:35 am
kisko maruin……..kya karuin……….aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
November 11, 2007 at 11:35 am
so sad with da boy…!!!!!
January 2, 2008 at 11:57 am
really poor joke!!!! no doubt
January 5, 2008 at 10:17 am
Kya bakwaas hai yaar!
January 31, 2008 at 4:30 pm
good one
May 7, 2008 at 4:07 pm
poor joke!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 2, 2008 at 6:08 am
Dont kill me for this
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Maine Pyar Kiya.
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>Aajaa shaam hone IE (Internet Explorer)
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>Tu chal…….. Main IE !!!
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>Gattu ek lecture attend karta hai. lecture ke baad use
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>hai. so he goes to the canteen. canteen mein gattu ek pav
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>Ishq Ki Chhaon.
>Jinke “Sir” ho “Ishq ki Chhaon”
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>”Pav” ke neeche “Jannat” hogi….
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Newton …… All the scientists come out
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