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Kids in school think quick

Posted by @ B H i on June 3, 2007

TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria!

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TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!

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TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell “crocodile?”
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
TEACHER : No, that’s wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it’s H to O!
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TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn’t have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!
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TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS : Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with “I.”
MILLIE : I is…
TEACHER : No, Millie….. Always say, “I am.”
MILLIE : All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”

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TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.”
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
didn’t punish him?”
LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON : No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as
your brother’s. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it’s the same dog!;
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher.

10 Responses to “Kids in school think quick”

  1. kookaburra said

    Wonderful! Who ever did it, take my salam. I would like to tell one that I heard from a school kid. Here it is:

    Teacher: While Newton was sitting under a tree an apple fell to the ground. What did he learn from this fact?

    Student: Sir, that was an apple tree.

  2. cheater said

    You cheat post your own articles or jokes not the copied ones you scoundrel

  3. Wwow! said

    I like it hee hee hee

  4. Great job man.Thanks for entertaining me.keep it up

  5. WELL,I DO LIKE IT.Great job man.Thanks for entertaining me.keep it up

  6. kukkumol said

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    1.Bewaqt Miss Call Karega
    2.SMS Muskura K Padhega
    3.Neeche Mat Padhna

    Jo Kam Mana Karo Woh Jarur Krenga…

  7. shifa said

    i realy like it.it is nice.kya aap mujhse friendship karonge???… dosti gunah hai to hone na dena,dosti khuda hai to khone na dena,karte ho dosti jab kisi se to kabhi,us dost ko rone na dena…….

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