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1st Kiss (Pretty Funny)

Posted by @ B H i on June 3, 2007

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner
with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to
her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
for the first time.

* * * * * * * * *

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes
a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist
it’s his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

* * * * * * * * *

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he’d like
to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the
family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his
first
time and all.

* * * * * * * * *

That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents house and meets his
girlfriend at the door. “Oh, I’m so excited for you to meet my parents,
come on in!”

* * * * * * * * *

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl’s
parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his
head.

* * * * * * * * *

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head
down.

* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

* * * * * * * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over
and whispers to the
boyfriend, “I had no idea you were this religious.”

* * * * * * * *

The boy turns, and whispers back, “I had no idea your father was a
pharmacist.”

18 Responses to “1st Kiss (Pretty Funny)”

  1. guru said

    123

  2. I don’t get it?

  3. ajay said

    ha ha ha ha

  4. poor

  5. sidheswar said

    love u

  6. kpopfan said

    omg xD LOL my friend and i were reading this and we were like DYING LOL its hilarious

  7. Hahahahahaha wat amiss…..lol

  8. Wats up boy…?

  9. I Like This First Paragraph

  10. Sumil said

    Owww poor guy

  11. Noxolo Mthethwa said

    Jo! I feel 4the boy friend jo! *Wondering how did the father re-acted*

  12. dhivyani said

    nice jocks yarr

  13. hi said

    nice jokes

  14. Pradeep said

    mind blowing

  15. David ben said

    A couple where traveling to italy by air,and they are enjoing thier trip suddenly the pilot raise an alarm dat evry body should start confesn dat d plain will crash soon so d 2 couple started confesing 2 each other d wife said,God 4giv me oo our house gateman do make lov with me when eva my husband travel and d man shaut you?then d hubby said God 4giv me o pls our house girl dat is plegnant 4me after d whole confesion d pilot nw said thank God d plain will no longer crash and d said d plain must crash ooo

  16. eiy-sher said

    hahahahahha!! That was rily funny and shameful ofcourse………

  17. sibusiso said

    the father thought the guy who is going 2 hv sex with her doughter…thats funny

  18. sibusiso said

    i mean he tought him ..shame on him ..gwax ha ha ha

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