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The Nehru family tree……..shocking !!

Posted by @ B H i on May 26, 2007

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    The Nehru Family:-

    GHIYASUDDIN GHAZI (Name changed to GANGA DHAR to escape British army).

    His son was MOTI LAL DHAR, Who later changed his last name to NEHRU for his woman love. Eventually he married her and his wife and son died at childbirth.

    MOTILAL and his second wife THUSSU (name changed to SWAROOP RANI) had three children.

    THUSSU had illegal relationship with MOBARAK ALI (Motilal’s Boss) and had a bastard son JAWAHAR LAL NEHRU (he was circumcised)

    MOTILAL AND THUSSU had two daughters by name NANDINI (also called Vijaya Lakshmi) & KRISHNA

    MOTILAL had also two bastard sons out of Muslim women by name SHEIK ABDULLA & SYUD HUSSAIN

    VIJAYA LAKSHMI eloped with SYUD HUSSAIN (half brother and sister) and had a girl CHANDRALEKHA

    VIJAYALAKSHMI married again with R.S. PANDIT and had two more girls NAYANTARA & RITA

    JAWAHARLAL NEHRU married KAMALA KAUL (marriage never consummated)

    JAWAHARLAL had an affair with SARADDHA MATA (Sanyasi from Banaras) and had a son given away to an orphanage in BANGALORE

    JAWAHARLAL had physical relations with LADY MOUNTBATTEN but no children

    JAWAHARLAL was after ladies and even had an illegitimate son who was left with some christian missionaries. One of the reason for the free run for the christian conversion through out India and in North East particularly was that the christians could blackmail Nehru with exposure.

    KAMALA KAUL had an affair with MANZUR ALI (who is son of Mobark Ali who fathered Nehru also) and their daughter is INDIRA PRIYADARSINI NEHRU

    KAMALA KAUL also had an affair with FEROZ KHAN (son of Nawab Khan who supplied liquor to their house) but no children

    INDIRA was found in the bed with her German Teacher FRANK OBERDORF at Shantiniketan

    INDIRA PRIYADARSINI nikhahed as per Islamic rites FEROZ KHAN (the same Feroz Khan, who had an affair with Kamala Kaul) after converting herself to Islam. Her new name was MAIMUNA BEGUM and both had changed their name to fool the public of India on the advice of M.K.Gandhi by an affidavit in a court to INDIRA GANDHI and FEROZ GANDHI

    INDIRA and FEROZ had one son by name RAJIV GHANDI (as per Islamic rites he was circumcised)

    INDIRA had an affair with MOHAMMED YOUNUS and had a second son SANJIV GHANDI (later the name changed to SANJAY GHANDI to escape prosecution in UK for car theft. He was circumcised as per Islamic rites)

    INDIRA also had an affair with M.O. MATHAI (Nehru’s steno) and a son was aborted

    INDIRA’s another affair with DHIRENDRA BRAMMACHARI but no children

    INDIRA yet again had an affair with DHINESH SINGH but no children

    FEROZ had an affair with TARAKESWARI SINHA

    FEROZ also had an affair with MEHMUNA SULTANA

    FEROZ had affair with SUBHADRA JOSHI and many others but luckily no bastards

    RAJIV GANDHI converted to a Christian Catholic and changed the name to ROBERTO and married the Italian Catholic Christian by name Edvige Antonia Albina Maino (Sonia Gandhi – name changed by Indira) – (Sonia was on the pay roll of KGB, the Russian spy agency which presented her in front of Rajiv Gandhi. She was also working for Pakistani ISI based in London). They had one daughter and one son by name BIANKA and RAUL. (For the Indian public these names are presented as PRIANKA and RAHUL)

    RAHUL GANDHI had an affair with Columbian live in girl friend of Kerala backwater tourist centre fame, Juanita alias Veronique.

    __________________________________________________________________________________________________

    No Wonder JAWAHARLAL died of TERTIARY SYPHILIS-AORTIC ANEURYSM

    This is the Nehru dynasty that India worships and now an Italian leads a prestigious national party because of just one qualification being married into the Nehru family. !

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