Posted by @ B H i on May 20, 2007
Why does a Malayalee go to a temple?
Zimply to Bray.
How does a baby mallu cry?
“visa visa visa visa . . .”
Why did the Malayalee buy an air ticket?
To go to DUBAIH ..simbly to meet his UNGLE and AUNDY in GELF.
who was Bruce Lee’s best friend in Malayasia?
How does a malayalee spell Malayalam?
YAMM – YAY – YELL – YAY – WHY – YAY – YELL -YUMM.
What did the Mallu scientist do on reaching the moon?
He tested the soil if it was fit to plant tapioca.
Why do Mallus wear Mundu?
Because in the Monsoon flood the mundu can be tucked upwards as the water rises.
What happens when a bakery in Kerala is named after a gerrl called Anu?
Its named ‘Anus Bakery’.
Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi.
What is the tax on Mallu’s income called?
What is Malayali management graduate called?
A Yem Bee Yae.
How many Malayalees do you need to change a lightbulb?
Infinite number.. One to change the bulb, 20 to form the light bulb workers’ union (Marxist), 30 to form the counter union (CPI), 1 to be the Light bulb minister, 1 to head the Light bulb corporation, 45 to be nominated to the light bulb corporation, 60 to go to US,Germany, Switzerland and Hawaii to do import product survey on light bulb, 3 to form the Judicial Enquiry commission on light bulb scandal…. so on…. (BTW, Kerala Marxists anyway believe that you don’t have to change light bulbs.. A light bulb has seeds of its own revolution….)
Is Bruce Lee a Malaya Lee?
What is Bruce Lee’s favorite weapon?
According to Bruce Lee, which is the Venomous snake?
Place where Bruce Lee stays when he is in Kerala