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How Dare you….

Posted by @ B H i on May 10, 2007

One day , at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skin tight miniskirt.
When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn’t get her foot high enough to reach to step.

Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little.
She still could not reach the step.

Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more.
Still, she couldn’t reach the step.

So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn’t reach the step.

So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus.

The girl turned around furiously and said, “How dare you touch my body that way, I don’t even know you!”
Shocked, the man says, “Well, ma’am, after you reached around and unzipped my pants three times, I thought that we were friends.”

10 Responses to “How Dare you….”

  1. dreamboy said

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  2. blessio said

    a man was driving the wrong way in a one way street and an officer stopped him and said,” this is a one way “. and he replys but i am not going in two directions

  3. Saniya Khan said

    $%^&*

  4. holly said

    One day , at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skin tight miniskirt.
    When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn’t get her foot high enough to reach to step
    Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little.
    She still could not reach the step.

    Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more.
    Still, she couldn’t reach the step.

    So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn’t reach the step.

    So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus.

    The girl turned around furiously and said, “How dare you touch my body that way, I don’t even know you!”
    Shocked, the man says, “Well, ma’am, after you reached around and unzipped my pants three times, I thought that we were friends.”

  5. Shailee said

    OH MY GOSH That joke or what ever it was.It’s so funny i was lmfao.Hahahha still laughing can’t y’all people hear me?!?!?!.

    ~Shailee😀

  6. shalin said

    thats really very funny.

  7. S.Grover said

    Great joke

  8. shravan said

    hahaha….😀😀 nyc twist in da joke..

  9. That is really funny.. haahaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaa

  10. jessica said

    That is giloitoz

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