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Wedding Query……. . (SQL Server Stored Procedure Style)

Posted by @ B H i on March 24, 2007

CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage
@
BrideGroom Char(NotBad) ,
@
Bride Char(Good)
 

AS
BEGIN

SELECT Bride FROM india_ Brides
WHERE

FatherInLaw = ‘Millionaire’
AND
CarCount > 2
AND
HouseStatus =’TwoStoreyed’
AND
BrideEduStatus= ‘PG orAbove’
AND
HavingBrothers= ‘NO’
AND
HavingSisters =’No’
AND
AllowRelocate =’YES’

SELECT Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalan ce FROM FatherInLaw

UPDATE MyBankAccout SET MyBal = MyBal + FatherinLawBal
UPDATE
MyLocker SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherinLawGold

INSERT INTO MyCarShed VALUES (‘BMW’)

END
GO 

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