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Some Good Old Sayings

Posted by @ B H i on March 16, 2007

Really Nice…..

* There are some things that money can’t buy. For everything else, my salary isn’t sufficient!!
* I try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.
* They can’t fire me, slaves have to be sold.
* Home is where the television is.
* Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.
* Death is hereditary.
* Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.
* Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
* When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets.
* Experience is what a comb gives you after you lose your hair.
* Well done is better than well said.
* Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.
* Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
* You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
* I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
* If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
* Pessimist: A person that looks both ways when crossing a one way street.
* The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an approaching train.
* Where there’s a will there are five hundred relatives.
* I have a drinking problem – I can’t afford it.
* Everyone should have a spouse, because there are a number of things that go
Wrong that one can’t blame on the government.
* There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.
* An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound
Confusing.

And finally

* Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

175 Responses to “Some Good Old Sayings”

  1. George said

    he who fears losing has a
    already lost

  2. Lubalie said

    “Best Friends are like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel it!”

    • Ellen said

      isn’t the saying like best friends are like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it but u can only feel the warmth that it brings

  3. Brandon said

    when the power of love overcomes the love of power our world will be perfect

  4. Tegan said

    A world without hugs, is no place to be

  5. alesha said

    home sweet home that is were this T.V is!!!!!!

  6. yasmin said

    two wrongs to make a right!!!

  7. yasmin said

    forgive and forget

  8. Ty said

    When you find yourself in a hole stop digging

  9. monique said

    dont let the fear of strinking out keep you from playing the game

  10. bmko said

    shit happends, get used to it, get over it, its happend already you just havent noticed it

  11. SUGARBITE said

    FEEL THE FEAR AND DO IT ANYWAY

  12. paul said

    Friends are like butt cheeks shit comes between them but they always stick together

  13. lizzy said

    “You can only be young once, but you can always act immature.”

  14. lizzy said

    “Build a bridge and get over it.”

  15. Bird in hab=nd better than two in the Bush……!

  16. Bird in hand better than two in the Bush…!

  17. Tommorrow’s life is too late,Live today——-!

  18. He who is Blind, Judges best. For he who can not see, cannot judge a book by its cover

  19. john garvey said

    its nice too be nice because thats nice

  20. Gerrard Lee said

    an idle brain is a devil’s workshop

  21. Gerrard Lee said

    he who dares, wins

  22. Gerrard Lee said

    if you can’t be good, be careful

  23. Gerrard Lee said

    a good start is half the battle

  24. Gerrard Lee said

    think your mind, but mind what you think

  25. marcel said

    Everybody wants to go to heaven but nobody wants to die>

  26. marcel said

    They say alittle hard work wont hurt,but why take the risk

  27. Ashley said

    **! When The Shit Hits The Fan..Make Sure Your Not In Front Of It !**

  28. Ashley said

    People who tell you to kiss their ass are ashamed of their face !

  29. Lauza said

    If friends were like flowers, i would pick u!

  30. collin said

    show me one person who has not yet realized his potential …n i will show you a million more!!!!

  31. lakshmi said

    A man becomes ideal when he compromises some best parts of his life

  32. correna said

    Never trust a skiney cook

  33. Montana said

    do something right-nobody remembers
    do something wrong-nobody forgets

  34. Montana said

    we don’t stop playing because we grow old.
    we grow old because we stop playing

  35. Jessica said

    Always do what you said you would do drunk…that will teach you to keep your mouth shut!

  36. Kyell said

    To Conquer the world of Immagination, You Must first Have one

  37. Kyell said

    To Conquer the world of Immagination, You Must first Have one

  38. Kyell said

    Your Gut feeling is the one person that is always Right.

  39. Kyell said

    One Who Says No nervously, Always Means Yes

  40. Kyell said

    Live hard, Die Strong. Have a Brave heart when your living beacause When your dead you wont have one.

  41. Kyell said

    Andrenalin is box of candy, They both are gone befor you get home to share.

  42. Kyell said

    Sharing means hating. So have fun kids, dont be to late and remember to share the boat….One Boy comes home at 7:00 pm, His mother asks weres your sister? He replies ” Well you told me to share ” The mother looks confused so the boy says exactly what he shared. HE said Well mom ” After I got the Boat I remembered that there wasn’t much gaz left but Sally was already gone…So I came Home and your right mom sharing was Fun… I dont have a sister anymore… Ohhh um did I memtion the There was a hole in the boat? Whats FOr Dinner ????

  43. Kyell said

    Some things are only good once others a million. A Good memorie never lasts but a bad memorie does forever. Be Nice or your’ll never forget it!

    • Jay said

      You can’t get your grammer right in half of these, you cant spell, they do not make any sence what so ever and they are unmeaning full. You’ve just filled a once good page with a load of shit Quotes.. you’re 12 LIFE EXPERIENCE is what makes a good meaning full Quote give it a rest lmao

  44. Kyell said

    The Best present of all is Love.Give a friend a present everyday give them a hug.

  45. Kyell said

    Love lasts forever. Hatred Lasts Forever thats why you can never hate anyone.

  46. Kyell said

    All these sayings From a 12 year old Kid!

  47. Autumn said

    One Who chases 2 rabbits will lose both of them

  48. Autumn said

    He who laughs last didn;t get the joke right away

  49. Autumn said

    You either gotta laugh or cry I’d rather Laugh. So how come when you laugh too hard you end up crying?

  50. Kyell said

    What goes up to your Front door byt never comes in, A Sidewalk

  51. Jokesta said

    What Pill has its Own Language………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………Viagra… Dont you watch T.V

  52. Kyell said

    Enviroment Has many Meanings until you explore them all You wont Know what it means.

  53. Kyell said

    Take a Strike at Humanity for it shaking the face of this earth.

  54. Roy said

    If Its to be, Its up to me!

  55. Kyell said

    Two Wrongs Dont make a right !

  56. Kyell said

    The Crocodiles Shoe is only as big as you imagine it.

  57. Kyell said

    Charma: What goes around Come around…Dont you ever Forget that!

  58. Kyell said

    Destroy your enemy by making him your friend. – Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)

  59. Kyell said

    Repay evil with kindness.

  60. Kyell said

    (Do not) Rob Peter to pay Paul. – John Heywood (c.1497-1580) This means: A wasteful or pointless activity, namely taking away something in order to put it back.

  61. Kyell said

    A beautiful thing is never perfect. –

  62. Kyell said

    A cat in gloves catches no mice.

  63. Kyell said

    Knowledge is more than equivalent to force.

  64. Kyell said

    Knowledge is power.

  65. Kyell said

    Theres No Fun in the past, But Past In the fun.

  66. Kyell said

    The day has eyes; the night has ears.

  67. Kyell said

    Gravity between Worlds is something we all need

  68. charlie ramsden said

    in the book of life… the anwers arent always in the back

  69. Sportyemz said

    just cuz ur on a diet doesn’t mean u can’t look at the menu :]

  70. apiraa said

    If you fail to plan you fail to plan!

  71. apiraa said

    mi bad if you fail to plan you plan to fail!

    -Sorry about the previous one😦

  72. Akhirah said

    Never TRUST A DOCTER WHOS OFFICE PLANTS ARE DEAD

  73. Akhirah said

    Always eat youre vegetables just leave out the green bits

  74. Dont walk behind me because i might not follow dont walk ahead because i might not lead walk beside me share my journey

  75. VMK_Rayleen said

    There are big ships and small ships, but the best ship is friendship🙂

  76. Don’t talk shit if u don’t no shit

  77. Andrew Varendorff said

    A nod is as good as a wink to a blind bat

  78. sudeeeeeeeeeeeeeee said

    book always burns as stories take its turn to leave behind a broken man………….thats how life is

  79. Bray said

    Its nice to be important but its more important to be nice

  80. phantom said

    When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

  81. phantom said

    Practice makes perfect… but if nobody’s perfect, why practice?

  82. phantom said

    A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

  83. Kiley said

    Life is like a tredmill,

    no matter how fast you go

    no matter how hard you try

    you may never get anywhere

  84. Molly said

    He who laughs last, thinks the slowest!

  85. Cameron said

    Rats get Fat while good men starve, SKATE OR DEEEEE

  86. jim Dean said

    As the great Cameron Markey jones black once said, I would hate myself already but my dad hits me

  87. Brakes is for pussys

  88. alvin a said

    My dad hits me and says that if i dont eat that Stussy stussy stussy will come into my house and eat me spitting out a hypebeast that knows chris brown johanson

  89. Tabemasho ekimashita O Nomemasu Ken toe emi san Wa

  90. Hey man said

    Hey i would say hey but i get hit enough already

  91. Death looks upon us everyday and smiles, and the only thing we can do is smile back.

  92. ben dixon said

    you cant make fish of one and flesh of the other

  93. ben dixon said

    “For everything you have missed, you have gained something else, and for everything you gain, you lose something else.”

  94. teliah buckton said

    friends are like bumb cheeks shit may seperate them but they always come back together in the end

  95. ishi said

    moving on is easy its just what you leave behind thats so hard

  96. jack_H 09 said

    50% of something is better than 100% of nothing.

    The nail that sticks out gets hammered.

  97. lindz said

    my friends are the ones that if a house is burning down they would roast marshmellows and flirt with the firemen

    anndd….

    to all your best friends:
    u cry i cry
    u laugh i laugh
    u jump off a bridge i get a paddle and a boat and go save ur dumb ass!

  98. lindz said

    gravity is a myth, the world just sux

  99. POLAT said

    he gave her 12 roses, 11 real and 1 fake and said ill love u untill the last one dies

  100. POLAT said

    Great dreams… never even get out of the box. It takes an uncommon amount of guts to put your dreams on the line, to hold them up and say, “How good or how bad am I?” That’s where courage comes in.”

  101. Matt said

    An Expert At Something, Was Once A Beginner.

  102. Qudsia said

    Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it.

  103. Qudsia said

    Forget past mistakes. Forget failures. Forget everything except what you’re going to do now and do it.

  104. Qudsia said

    forget any insults u recieve, remember the compliments.

  105. Qudsia said

    DO SOMETHING THAT SCARES YOU EVERYDAY!

  106. Qudsia said

    Heaven lies at the feet of your mother.

  107. Qudsia said

    If you are humble, nothing will touch you, neither praise nor disgrace, because you know what you are.

  108. Qudsia said

    Be thankful for what you have; you’ll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don’t have, you will never, ever have enough.

  109. Qudsia said

    Live life like everyday is your last.

  110. GarfieldtheRandom said

    Love is Friendship put on fire x x x

  111. GarfieldtheRandom said

    A true friend wont stab you in the back but aware incase they stab in the front.

  112. GarfieldtheRandom said

    Men,
    Choose in marriage a woman whom you would be-friend if she was a man

  113. GarfieldtheRandom said

    Advice is what we ask for if we know the answer but wish we did’nt
    x
    x
    x

  114. Oldanerd said

    When you dont like house live on EBAY

  115. Oldanerd said

    You are the fridge and i am the magnet who will always stick with you

  116. Oldanerd said

    The day that Wikipedia tells the truth I will switch you from anemy to friend

  117. Oldanerd said

    Laugh at yourself and at life. Not in the spirit of derision or whining self-pity, but as a remedy, a miracle drug, that will ease your pain, cure your depression, and help you to put in perspective that seemingly terrible defeat and worry with laughter at your predicaments, thus freeing your mind to think clearly toward the solution that is certain to come. Never take yourself too seriously.

  118. GarfieldtheRandom said

    May we never let the things we can’t have, or don’t have, or shouldn’t have, spoil our enjoyment of the things we do have and can have. As we value our happiness, let us not forget it, for one of the greatest lessons in life is learning to be happy without the things we cannot or should not have.

  119. GarfieldtheRandom said

    Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Others stay awhile, make footprints on our hearts and we are never, ever the same.

  120. GarfieldtheRandom said

    Friends will abandon you in times of disgrace, but enemies will follow you to your death.

  121. E-yiah said

    dont fall for someone unless they are willing to catch you

  122. pASHION HEART22 said

    I dont just want to survive….i want to live!!!!

  123. Ellz said

    Winners never quit and quiters never win

  124. Vivek Pandey said

    live life on the edge…..enjoy ur life…..so i do…….

  125. Dean R said

    If @ first u dont succeed f*ck it !!

  126. RUSTOMJI said

    If Wishes were Horses; than the beggars would ride

  127. Dakota said

    A blind man leads best, as he who cannot see will not be blinded by fear.

  128. Luke Hay. said

    They are two things you can be certain of in life Death And Taxes

  129. cheesy said

    a smile is a curve that sets every thing straight

  130. BHAVESH AHUJA said

    Always believe to the God. If u believed the God u will never feel alone.

  131. Amjad said

    i love people who hate me

  132. PT Wiz said

    Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime.

  133. brad said

    give a man a fish and he’ll feed his family for a nigth teach him to fish and he’ll feed them for a life time

  134. callum said

    turn the fear of the unknown into the excitment of potential

  135. Amru Madadi said

    Do all the good you can, by all the means you can, in all the ways you can, in all the

    places you can, at all the times you can, to all the people you can, as long as ever you

    can.

  136. zebra said

    You were a hot person , but your personility makes you ugly!

  137. rebekah (: said

    if you set out to fail , and fail .
    have you succeeded ??

  138. awsomeness:P said

    i wrote your name in the sand and the ocean washed it away i wrote your name in the sky and the wind blue it away i wrote your your name in my heart and there it will stay forever and you guys better not take this one but you may use it:P

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  140. Hel 6904 said

    Once upon a time,
    A boy asked a Girl ‘do you like me?’
    The girl replied ‘No’
    And the boy lived happily ever after

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  142. katlyn said

    some people don’t know what they need to say so don’t listen to them they don’t know what to say

  143. amy said

    Alway’s live your life to the full because before you no it , it will be over .🙂

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