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Hallmark Cards .. Inside – Outside .. funny !

Posted by @ B H i on March 16, 2007

Taken from actual Hallmark cards:

just enjoy….

1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now that
you’ve come into my life…
(Inside card)   – I’ve changed my mind.

2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life…
(Inside card)   – I never believed in Hell until I met you.

3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am….
(Inside card) –   That you’re not here to ruin it for me ..

4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go….
(Inside card) –   Will you take the knife from my back? You’ll probably need
it again.

5. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age….
(Inside card) –   Almost lifelike!

6. When we were together, you said you’d die for me…
(Inside card) –   Now we’ve broken up, I think it’s time to keep your
promise.

7. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy….
(Inside card) –   Did you ever find out who the father was?

8. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and   there was
only one life jacket…
(Inside card)   – I’d miss you terribly and think of you often .

9. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your   birthday…

(Inside card)   – So we’re having you put to sleep.

10. Looking back over the years that we have been together, I can’t help but
wonder…..
(Inside card) –   What the   hell   was I thinking

11. I’m so miserable without you…
(Inside card) –   It’s almost like you’re still here.

12. Thank you for being part of my life…..
(Inside card) –   I never knew what evil was until I met you!

13. Congratulations on your wedding day!
(Inside card) –   Too bad no one likes your husband.

14. How can I say this….
(Inside card) –   Your cooking kills me

15. Hooray…..
(Inside card) –   You’re divorced.

16. I just want you to know that I’m sorry for what happened…
(Inside card) –   Especially since you survived.

17. Congrats on getting married…
(Inside card) –   It’s not everyday you decide to ruin your life.

18. Someday I hope to marry…
(inside card) –   Someone other than you.

19. We have been friends for a very long time…
(inside card) –   What do you say we stop?

11 Responses to “Hallmark Cards .. Inside – Outside .. funny !”

  1. Alex Hamilton said

    Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go….
    (Inside card) – Will you take the knife from my back? You’ll probably need
    it again.

  2. Alex Hamilton said

    Hmmm.
    It didn’t add my own comment in above comment – and that was that after the week I’ve had, it’s most appropriate – thank you for the smile🙂

  3. mE said

    uh idk

  4. paul coppens said

    what is big green and puts presents down the chimmy santas dragon

  5. paul coppens said

    who do you want to give presents the most. yourself

  6. paul coppens said

    To be or not to be is not the question? it is the answer!

  7. paul coppens said

    The wind in the willows is allways a hot wind.

  8. paul coppens said

    Alas poor urick Inew him well. not realy.He is just a skull!

  9. paul coppens said

    I seached far and wide.but it was right in front of my face.

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