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Some Whacky Quotes

Posted by @ B H i on March 15, 2007

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it
seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an
hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT’S
relativity.

– Albert Einstein

 

 

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working
the moment you get up in the morning and does not
stop until you get into the office.

– Robert Frost

 

 

 

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.

– Franklin P. Jones

 

 

 

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain
the success of those we don’t like?

– Jean Cocturan

 

 

 

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

– Darrin Weinberg

 

 

 

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful.
It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

 

 

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will
remember you when he is in trouble again.

 

 

Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.

It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it creative problem solving.

 

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness, didn’t know where to shop.

 

Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

 

 

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

 

 

Forgive your enemies but remember their names.

 

 

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

 

Don’t worry that the world ends today, it’s already tomorrow in Australia!

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