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SOME TIPS FOR IMPROVING LEAVE LETTERS….

Posted by @ B H i on March 15, 2007

This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people

in various places of India…

1. Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:

Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my

wife, please sanction me one-week leave.

2. This is from Oracle Bangalore: From an employee who was

performing the “mundan” ceremony of his 10 year old son:

“as I want to shave my son’s head, please leave me for two days..”

3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was

performing his daughter’s wedding:

“as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week’s leave..”

4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:

“As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for

it, please grant me 10 days leave.”

5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:

“Since I’ve to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may

not return, please grant me half day casual leave”

6. An incident of a leave letter

“I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday.”

7. A leave letter to the headmaster:

“As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request

you to leave me today”

8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:

“As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.”

9. Covering note:

“I am enclosed herewith…”

10. Another one:

“Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below…”

11. Actual letter written for application of leave:

“My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home

I may be granted leave”.

12. Letter writing: –

“I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well.”

13. A candidate’s job application:

“This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ‘ Typist

and an Accountant – Male or Female’… As I am both(!! )for the

past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am

applying for the post.

3 Responses to “SOME TIPS FOR IMPROVING LEAVE LETTERS….”

  1. Hi Jim. Photos i received. Thanks

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