Jokes

Laughter All The Way….

Sardar Jokes

Posted by @ B H i on February 26, 2007

Sardar at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing
is what you call modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that’s a mirror!
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Sardar: I haven’t slept all night in the train.
Friend: Why?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Why didn’t u exchange?
Sardar: Oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth..
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A Sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge loss.
Do you know what the business was?
He opened a Hair Cutting Saloon in Punjab!
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Sardar had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
again had twins & named Max & Climax.
Again the same! Disgusted Sardar named them TIRED & RETIRED!
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19 SARDARS WENT for A FILM.ON ASKING THEM WHY THEY CAME IN A BIG
GROUP OF 19?
THEY REPLIED THAT THE FILM WAS ONLY FOR PEOPLE ABOVE 18…
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Sardar standing below a tube light with an open
mouth…………….. WHY?
Because his doctor advised him “Tonight’s dinner should be light”
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Sardar was filling up application form for a job. He was not
sure as to what to be filled in column “Salary Expected”.
After much thought he wrote: Yes!
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SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF –
I SARDAR, SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY!
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One Sardar professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
U know Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking…
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Postman: – I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar: – why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it….
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What does a Sardar do after taking a Xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
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WHY CANT SARDARS DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) AT EMERGENCY?
** THEY CAN NOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE PHONE.
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A Sardar & his wife filed an application 4 Divorce. Judge
asked:
How’ll U divide, U”VE 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We’ll apply NEXT YEAR
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