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Shayari aapkia lia….

Posted by @ B H i on February 22, 2007

Ek Larki Ko Dekha To Aisa Laga

Doosri Larki Ko Dekha To Vaisa Laga

Jab Dono Ne Joote Maarey…To Ek Jaisa Laga!!!

Woh Larki Kitni Pyaari Thi,

Jis Ko Aankh Maari Thi

Woh Sendal Kitni Bhaari Thi,

Jo Us Ney Sar Per Maari Thi

1 barsat ki raat

-ek bhigi ladki,

-bhiga badan,

-bhigi zulfe,

-bhige hoth,

-Hum dono ki nazare mili,

-use dekhke aisa laga ki

.

.

.

Kal use 100 % sardi hogi!

Ek yug the jab log apne

ghar ke dwar par

likhte the “Atithi Devo Bhav”.

Phir likhne lage “Shubh Labh”

Phir “U R WELCOME”

Aur ab likthe hain

“Kutton Se Saawdhaan”!

Khat likh raha hoon khoon se,

syahi mat samajhna.

Khat likh raha hoon khoon se

syahi mat samajhna.

Kisi mariz ka sample liya tha,

mera mat samajhna.

Shehar ki gali

mein paan ki dukaan.

Devdas ne dekhi

paro ki muskaan.

Devdas ne khilaya

Paro ko paan.

Khake paan Paro boli

“Shukriya Bhai Jaan”.

Maine tujhe dekha,

Dekhta raha,

Dekhta Raha

Dekhta hi gaya ,

Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya

Q.Why doesnt a donkey eat grass??

A.Anyways…its ur personal matter

& I should not interfere in it.

Friendship is like FEVICOL – toote nahin

Love is like cold drink -Ye Dil Maange More

Girlfriend is like detergent – Pehle istemal

karo phir vishwaas karo.

D proffessor of a business school asks,

“What is d most important source of

finance for starting business?”

A student replies,”Father-in-law”

2 Responses to “Shayari aapkia lia….”

  1. Maddy said

    its site for collecting best shayari for own sweetheart thanks

  2. Dhiraj kumar said

    Hi friend how are you your shayari very good

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