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Some Great Lines

Posted by @ B H i on February 1, 2007

* Yesterday’s news : An aunty was raped while jogging.
Today’s news : More aunties found jogging.

* How do Municipal Buses help in Family Planning?
By spreading the Message: KRIPYA PEECHHE SE CHADHIYE

* Written on the T-Shirt of a girl:
STATUTORY WARNING: Objects inside the T-Shirt are larger than they appear
from outside.

* Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip khul dekh Ladkiyan zor se
hasnelagi.
Masterji bole: Zyada hehe ki to bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga.

* Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
Jab kisi ladki ka rape hone ke baad uski ma bolti! hai, “Hey Bhagwan yeh
tune kya kiya.”

* Man quits smoking because of will power.
He quits drinking because of will power.
But he quits womanizing because he has the will but no power.

* Signboard outside a prostitute’s house: Married MEN not allowed. We serve
the needy, not the greedy…

One Response to “Some Great Lines”

  1. bria said

    I DONT WANNA HEAR IT I COULD DO BETTER THEN YOU SUCKA IM NOT FEELIN YOU OR YOUR STUPID (and notice when i said stupid)STORY OK GOODBYE TRY AGAIN TO PLEASE ME HOLLA AT ME

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