Some Great Lines
Posted by @ B H i on February 1, 2007
* Yesterday’s news : An aunty was raped while jogging.
Today’s news : More aunties found jogging.
* How do Municipal Buses help in Family Planning?
By spreading the Message: KRIPYA PEECHHE SE CHADHIYE
* Written on the T-Shirt of a girl:
STATUTORY WARNING: Objects inside the T-Shirt are larger than they appear
* Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip khul dekh Ladkiyan zor se
Masterji bole: Zyada hehe ki to bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga.
* Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
Jab kisi ladki ka rape hone ke baad uski ma bolti! hai, “Hey Bhagwan yeh
tune kya kiya.”
* Man quits smoking because of will power.
He quits drinking because of will power.
But he quits womanizing because he has the will but no power.
* Signboard outside a prostitute’s house: Married MEN not allowed. We serve
the needy, not the greedy…