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Deadly PJs….Commit suicide at your own risk…

Posted by @ B H i on February 1, 2007

zindegi ek paheli hai…
































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scroll karne se solve nahi hogi….

Teacher: ‘A’ for?
Student: Apple !!!
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI

Ek baar ek aadmi ne badi tapasya ki.

shivji khush .

Prakat hue …

bole …

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puttar maang …

maang kya chahiye tujhey !

bakth utha …

bole shivji …

mujhey to aap sirf ek guitar de do !

shivji bole kaisa gadha hai ?

unhone kaha … puttar …

tuney badi achchi tapsya ki hai …

kuch bada maang !

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wo fir bola … nahi ji ..mujhey to aap guitar hi do

shivji ne phir samajhaya .. abey .. kuch dhang ka maang … !

par wo to ada hi hua tha … bola nahi … aap to mujhey guitar hi do !

shivji usey bade pyaar se khopch me lekar samjhane lage … bole ..yaar tu

kuch aur maang .. guitar

na maang …

wo bola … nahi nahi nahi !! mujhey sirf guitar hi chahiye … ab

shivji gussey main aa gaye … boley ,(scroll down)

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saale .. agar guitar mere paas hota to main ye damaru kyo bajata🙂

sardar kya sochte sochte marr gaya ???

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agar meri bahan se do bhai hain, to mera sirf ek kaise ?

) Smoking
2) Drinking
3) Charas
4) Ganja
5) Chicken
6) Mutton
7) Oily food
8) Masala
9) Sleep & obesity
10) Pollution

= Heart Attack

Matlab

scrolll down

DUS bahane karke le gaye DIL !!

Do you know why the name of Madras was replaced by Chennai???

Think……

Think..

Bit more…….

Because…a Madrassi wears lungi and there is no zip means
chen..nai…

A women goes in an Auto (rickshaw) and gets bald??? How???

Lets C’ if you can solve this one….

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Can’t think…c’mon…

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Here goes the answer…

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.Automatically (Auto-Mein-Takli)…..Smile-

Whats the opposite of Gopalakrishnan?

Comepalakrishnan.

What is the opposite of Subramnium Swamy?

Subramanium Didn’t See Me.

How do they start a road race in Tamil Nadu?

Ready….Steady…..PO

What do you call a really colourful Tamilian?

Rangarajan.

What do you call an amazing Malayalee?

Pheno Menon.

What do you call a dashing Malayalee?

Debo Nair.

What do you call a god fearing Sindhi?

Bhagwandas Godwani.

A Sindhi electrician?

Voltram Bijlani.

A Sindhi milkman?

Gopal Dudeja.

A Sindhi pest control contractor?

Khatmull Marwani.

A Sindhi detergent?

Neelam Rin-dani.

A Sindhi postman?

Mailwani.

A fashionable Sindhi?

Jogio Armani or Primlani.

A forgetful Sindhi?

Bhulo Bhulchandani.

A fat Sindhi?

Hathiramani

A corrupt Sindhi?

Chaipani.

A Sindhi fly?

Makhija.

Why did the visitor to the Gujju home run away when he was offered tea?

Because the Gujju said he would serve snakes with it.

Why did the American get scared of the Gujju?

Because he said ‘Sue kare chhe.’

What did the Gujju! mean when he said,” Maro dikro STATES ma gayon?”

His son failed in statistics.

Maro dikro Dubai gayo?

My son drowned.

Which programs do gujjus couples love to watch on tv? Be-watch

(Baywatch, Be in gujju is 2)

What do you call a knee less gujju ?

Nilesh (Pronounced Nee-Less)

An outlawed Bengali?

Kanoon Banerjee.

An enlightened Bengali?

Jyoti Basu.

Bengali who works?

A work of fiction.

A stupid Bengali girl?

Balika Buddhu.

A Bengali marriage?

Bedding

A mad Bengali?

In Sen.

A dark Bengali who lives in a cave?

Kalidas Guha.

A Bengali mobster?

Robin G

one day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile
his call gets cross connected to some other lady.They still keep on talking..they start liking each other..and finally they get married.
what MORAL do u get???
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An IDEA can change your wife.

12 Responses to “Deadly PJs….Commit suicide at your own risk…”

  1. bria said

    BRIA SAYS HOP OFF AND I DONT GET IT ( IN A DUMB VOICE)

  2. sandeep said

    good, very good, no no, very decent…

  3. karan said

    please update with some new yaar

  4. hooooooooooooooohssssssss said

    the auto mein takli one was amazing

  5. hooooooooooooooohssssssss said

    kisi ki taarif karni nahin aati to burai bhi mat karo
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    tum tino se hi baat kar raha hoon
    bria sandeep n karan

  6. Ishan said

    kitne thake hue hain baap re baap mujhe bachao

  7. njfhdknflo said

    love thiss

  8. kailash said

    saale kutte mardarchod saale tere baap ne tujhe yeh sab sikhaya tha???saale racist lode…tu ne gujrat ko gaali diya???? te ko goli m mar dunga…SALA NAlayaK!!!! DEKH LUNGA TEKO…gujrat me aiyo ekbr,saale teri maa ko kutte se chudwa dunga!!!!!
    AHHHGHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRHHHHHHH :@

  9. tutankhamin said

    saale madarchodo koi to rply karo…….apni maa chudwa raheho kya????bara gudmarani…bara chut maranir dim tor mar gud fatabo khankir putki….sale behen de takke,,,tor bon k missionarry pose e chudbo re laura…tor 2to meter majhkhaner shojarur kata kete tor gare bhason debo re segomarani…bara chullo khor…tor mukhe padbo!!!!!@!!!!

  10. Wow total paisa vasul……!!!!!

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    It’s nice to come across a blog every once in a while that isn’t the same unwanted rehashed information. Great read!
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