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Great Story..ZAhar of the day!

Posted by @ B H i on January 30, 2007

This is a true story of a young college girl who passed away last month. Her
name was Priya. She was hit by a lorry. She has a boy friend named Shankar.
Both of them are true lovers. They always hang on the phone. You can never
see her without her handphone. In fact she also changed her phone from
Airtel to Hutch, so both of them can be on the same network, and save on the
cost.

She spends half of the day talking with shankar. Priya’s family knows about
their relationship. Shankar is very close with Priya’s family. (just imagine
their love) . Before she passed away she always told her friends “If I pass
away please burn me with my handphone” she also said the same thing to her
parents.

After her death, people cant carry her coffin, I was there. A lot of them
tried to do so but still cant , everybody including me, had tried to carry
the coffin, the result is still the same. Eventually, they called their
neighbour, a “bomoh” from Thailand (pak Darin), who is a friend of her
father. He took a stick and started speaking to himself slowly. After a few
minutes, he said “this girl misses something here”. then her friends told
Darin about her intentions to burn her with her phone. He then opened the
coffin and place her phone and SIM card inside the casket. after that they
tried to carry the coffin. It could be moved and they carried it into the
van easily. All of us were shocked. (can u feel the fear. I’m shaking at
this moment)

Priya’s parents did not inform Shankar that Priya had passed away. After 2
weeks Shankar called Priya’s mom. Shankar :….”Atte, I’m coming home today.
Cook something nice for me. Dont tell Priya that I’m coming home today, i
wanna surprise her.” Her mother replied…..”You come home first, i wanna
tell you something very important.” after he came, they told him the truth
about Priya.

Shankar thinks that they were playing a fool. He was laughing and said “dont
try to fool me – tell Priya to come out, i have a gift for her Please stop
this nonsense”. then they show him the original death certificate to him.
They gave him proof to make him believe. (Shankar started to sweat) ..

He said… “Its not true. we spoke yesterday. She still calls me. Shankar
was shaking. Suddenly, Shankar’s phone rang. “see this is from Priya, see
this…” he showed the phone to priya’s family. all of them told him to
answer.he talked using the loudspeaker mode. all of them heard his
conversation.

Loud and clear, no cross lines, no humming. It is the actual voice of Priya
& there is no way others could use her SIM card since it is nailed inside
the coffin they were so shocked and asked for pak Darin’s help again. pak
Darin brought his master (tok Chen) to solve this matter. He & Darin worked
for 5 hours. Then they discovered one thing…
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HUTCH has the best coverage🙂

Wherever you go, our network follows!!!!

Hee hee .. even I went nuts reading this .. y spare u ?

2 Responses to “Great Story..ZAhar of the day!”

  1. anant said

    ARE U MADDDD???????

  2. Huma said

    bloody stupid fool
    Idiot donkey
    Asshole bloody son of a bitch

    Y u have to make fun of people who r in love.

    U r lucky that u r not in front of me otherwise i would have killed u & would have buried ur cell phone with u.

    Rascal

    Fuck off !!!

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