Laughter All The Way….


Posted by @ B H i on January 30, 2007


One Bengali = poet.


Two Bengalis = a film society.


Three Bengalis = political party.


Four Bengalis = two political parties.


More than four Bengali’s = Countrywide agitation to bring Ganguli into Team .




One Bihari = Laloo Prasad Yadav.


Two Biharis = booth-capturing squad.


Three Biharis = caste killing.


Four Biharis = entire literate population of Patna …




One Punjabi =100 kg hulk named Pinky.


Two Punjabis = Pinky with his bigger brother Twinky.


Three Punjabis = assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local McDonalds.


Four Punjabis = combined IQ equal to one.




One Mallu = coconut stall.


Two Mallus = a boat race.


Three Mallus = Gulf job racket.


Four Mallus = oil slick.


UP Bhaiyya


One UP bhaiyya = a milkman.


Two UP bhaiyyas = halwai shop.


Three UP bhaiyyas = a fist-fight in the UP assembly.


Four UP bhaiyyas = mosque-destruction squad.




One Gujju = share-broker in a Bombay train.


Two Gujjus = rummy game in a Bombay train.


Three Gujjus = Bombay ‘s noisiest restaurant.


Four Gujjus = stock market scam.




One Andhraite = chili farmer.


Two Andhraites = software company in New Jersey ..


Three Andhraites = Naxalite outfit.


Four Andhraites = song-and-dance number in a Telugu movie.




One Kashmiri = carpet salesman.


Two Kashmiris = carpet factory.


Three Kashmiris = terrorist outfit.


Four Kashmiris = shoot-at-sight order.




One Tam-Brahm = priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple.


Two Tam-Brahms = Maths tuition class.


Three Tam-Brahms = Queue outside the U.S consulate at 4 a.m.


Four Tam-Brahms = Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara




One Mumbaikar = footpath vada-pav stall.


Two Mumbaikars = film studio.


Three Mumbaikars = slum.


Four Mumbaikars = The number of people standing on your foot in the train at rush hour.




One Sindhi = currency racket.


Two Sindhis = papad factory.


Three Sindhis = duplicate goods shop in Ulhasnagar …


Four Sindhis = Hong Kong Retail Traders Association.




One Marwari = The neighbourhood foodstuffs adulterator.


Two Marwaris = 50% of Calcutta


Three Marwaris = Finish off all Gujaratis & Sindhis.


Four Marwaris = Threaten the Jews as a community.




One Haryanavi = tube light


Two Haryanavi = agriculture


Three Haryannavi= Lathi squad


Four Haryanavi = actually just one was enough


2 Responses to “Funny…”

  1. bria said

    all of that different languge can suck me and my mans dick fagot

  2. bria said

    and its really not funny so change the tittle

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