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Funny…

Posted by @ B H i on January 30, 2007

Bengali

One Bengali = poet.

 

Two Bengalis = a film society.

 

Three Bengalis = political party.

 

Four Bengalis = two political parties.

 

More than four Bengali’s = Countrywide agitation to bring Ganguli into Team .

 

Bihari

 

One Bihari = Laloo Prasad Yadav.

 

Two Biharis = booth-capturing squad.

 

Three Biharis = caste killing.

 

Four Biharis = entire literate population of Patna …

 

Punjabi

 

One Punjabi =100 kg hulk named Pinky.

 

Two Punjabis = Pinky with his bigger brother Twinky.

 

Three Punjabis = assault on the McAloo Tikkis at the local McDonalds.

 

Four Punjabis = combined IQ equal to one.

 

Mallu

 

One Mallu = coconut stall.

 

Two Mallus = a boat race.

 

Three Mallus = Gulf job racket.

 

Four Mallus = oil slick.

 

UP Bhaiyya

 

One UP bhaiyya = a milkman.

 

Two UP bhaiyyas = halwai shop.

 

Three UP bhaiyyas = a fist-fight in the UP assembly.

 

Four UP bhaiyyas = mosque-destruction squad.

 

Gujju

 

One Gujju = share-broker in a Bombay train.

 

Two Gujjus = rummy game in a Bombay train.

 

Three Gujjus = Bombay ‘s noisiest restaurant.

 

Four Gujjus = stock market scam.

 

Andhraite

 

One Andhraite = chili farmer.

 

Two Andhraites = software company in New Jersey ..

 

Three Andhraites = Naxalite outfit.

 

Four Andhraites = song-and-dance number in a Telugu movie.

 

Kashmiri

 

One Kashmiri = carpet salesman.

 

Two Kashmiris = carpet factory.

 

Three Kashmiris = terrorist outfit.

 

Four Kashmiris = shoot-at-sight order.

 

Tamil-Brahmin

 

One Tam-Brahm = priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple.

 

Two Tam-Brahms = Maths tuition class.

 

Three Tam-Brahms = Queue outside the U.S consulate at 4 a.m.

 

Four Tam-Brahms = Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara

 

Mumbaikar

 

One Mumbaikar = footpath vada-pav stall.

 

Two Mumbaikars = film studio.

 

Three Mumbaikars = slum.

 

Four Mumbaikars = The number of people standing on your foot in the train at rush hour.

 

Sindhi

 

One Sindhi = currency racket.

 

Two Sindhis = papad factory.

 

Three Sindhis = duplicate goods shop in Ulhasnagar …

 

Four Sindhis = Hong Kong Retail Traders Association.

 

Marwari

 

One Marwari = The neighbourhood foodstuffs adulterator.

 

Two Marwaris = 50% of Calcutta

 

Three Marwaris = Finish off all Gujaratis & Sindhis.

 

Four Marwaris = Threaten the Jews as a community.

 

Haryanvi

 

One Haryanavi = tube light

 

Two Haryanavi = agriculture

 

Three Haryannavi= Lathi squad

 

Four Haryanavi = actually just one was enough

2 Responses to “Funny…”

  1. bria said

    all of that different languge can suck me and my mans dick fagot

  2. bria said

    and its really not funny so change the tittle

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