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Answers

Posted by @ B H i on January 30, 2007

These are answers, some students have written in  their exams…

* A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants  to go.

* The tides are a fight between the Earth and Moon.
All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water in the  moon, and nature abhors  a vacuum.

I  forget where the sun joins in this fight.

* When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not  breathe, you expire.

* Many dead animals in the past changed to fossils  while others preferred  to be oil.

* Clouds are high flying fogs.

* I am not sure how clouds get formed. But the  clouds know how to do it,  and that is the important thing.

* Clouds just keep circling the earth around and  around. And around. There  is not much else to do.

* Cyanide is so poisonous that one drop of it on a  dogs tongue will kill  the strongest man.

* Thunder is a rich source of loudness.

* “Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and  Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin.  Hydrogin is gin and  water.”

* “H20 is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.”

* “Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes,  and caterpillars.”

* “Dew is  formed on leaves when the sun shines down  on them  and makes them  perspire.”

* “The body consists of three parts – the brainium,  the borax and the  abominable cavity.

The brainium contains the brain,  the borax contains the  heart and lungs, and  the abominable cavity contains  the bowels, of which  there are five – a, e,i, o and u.”

* “The alimentary canal is located in the northern  part of  Indiana .”

* “Equator: A managerie lion running around the  Earth through Africa ..”

* “Germinate: To become a naturalized German.”

* “To keep milk from turning sour: keep it in the  cow.”

One Response to “Answers”

  1. bria said

    i thought about it and it seemed to be too long to read i started to read and felt like i didnt wanna read anymore i finally finished and regreted it now im sitting here looking stupid because i read your stupid story and now im giving you a message tellin u 2 stop writting this stupid shit ok

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