“The Best of Dilbert Out-Of-Office” E-Mail Auto-Reply:
Posted by hopesweetdeals4u on January 29, 2007
1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.
2: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all.
3: Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed so that I may be promoted to management
4: I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from vacation on 4/18. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
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You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
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