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BIHARI BABU —> worth reading it guys!

Posted by @ B H i on January 21, 2007

With due respect to All Biharis…….

Hi,

A man from Bihar was away from his wife for four (4) years while his wife was in Patna (Bihar).

At the end of 4 years he distributed sweets to his colleagues in office stating that his wife had delivered a son.

His colleagues were quite shocked and they asked how this “Happy event” happened when he had not seen his wife for four years…

The man said it is common in Bihar that neighbours take care of the wife (good Samaritans) when men are away.

The colleagues asked him, “What name will you give to the son?”

The man explained, “If its the second neighbour who has taken care,then the name would be “DWIVEDI”;

If it is the third neighbour then it would be “TRIVEDI”,

If it is the fourth neighbour then it would be “CHATURVEDI”;

If its the fifth neighbour then it would be “PANDEY”…

After listening to this, questions followed.

What if it is a mixture of neighbours? “Then the boy would be named “MISHRA”…

And what if the wife is too shy to tell the name of the neighbour? Then it would be “SHARMA”…

But what if she refuses to divulge the name of the neighbour? Then the name of the child would be “GUPTA”…

If she does not remember the name then? “It is YAAD-AV”

But who knows whether the child resulted from a rape? Then it will be named “DOSHI”…

Finally, if the child happened because of wife’s burning desire? Then he will be named “JOSHI”…

And if the whole country had made efforts for the happy arrival?…. “DESHPANDEY.”

One Response to “BIHARI BABU —> worth reading it guys!”

  1. Russia china paki lover Bihari said

    All the Biharis should be proud of advanced Paki and Chinese nukes and advanced stealth ballistic missiles because that would be used (dropped) against enemies of Bihar. Messages from Patna.
    Reply
    Russia china paki lover Bihari said
    May 8, 2014 at 9:42 am

    Why Indian hate Bihar and Biharis?
    Indian hates Bihar and Biharis because Bihar and Biharis are poor and victim of Indian democracy and constitution Only China can teach lessons to arrogant Indians without war, read economic war.
    China will fill the whole world with cheap Chinese products, cars, mobiles, computers, machine hardware, software, textiles, handicrafts, herbal medicines, and cheap tourism that Indian can’t compete.
    Long live China, message from Bihar.
    Reply
    Russia china paki lover Bihari said
    May 8, 2014 at 9:48 am

    Mumbai is developed by wrong policies of New DELHI. UP BIHAR AND BENGAL should demand its own share market and not allow capital to flow towards Maharashratra and Gujrat.
    Reply

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