Jokes

Laughter All The Way….

Four clean jokes

Posted by @ B H i on January 10, 2007

Some really nice and clean jokes sent in by CJ:

Wife: Honey: What are You Looking for in that paper ?

Husband : Nothing.

Wife : Nothing…?? U’ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??

Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.
**********

Q – What is the difference between Mother & Wife?

A – One Woman Brings U into this world crying & the other ensures U Continue to do so.
**********

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful am I for you?

Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem can there be greater than this one?”
**********

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.

Boy: It’s very kind of you, darling, but I don’t have any worries or troubles.

Girl: Well that’s because we aren’t married yet.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

 
%d bloggers like this: