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COLLECTION OF FUNNY SMSes

Posted by @ B H i on January 9, 2007

Boy- chalo!! kisi viran jagah chalte hai…!

Girl-tum aisi vaisi harkat to nahi karoge na…?

Boy-bilkul nahi!

Girl-to fir rehne do….!!

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SANTA Gifted a Card to his Dad on his B’day with a Sher :

“Phul to Bahut he par Gulab Jesa Koi Nahi,Papa to Bahut hai Par Aap Jaisa Koi Nahi.”

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Dad: D girl whom I showed u is Roopvati, Gunvati & Dhanvati. So u shoud marry her.

Son: But d girl whom I love is GARBHVATI so I must marry her

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Aankho mein “SHARAFAT”
chaal main”NAJAKAT”
dil me”SACHCHAI”
aur chehre me”SAFAI”
Phir kyon na bole har ladki apko “BHAI” . . . . . . .

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Sardar:Shirt K Liye Koi Badhiya Kapda DikahO?
Salesman:Plain Me Dikha du?
Sardar:Abe!Hawaai Jahaaj Me Jaane Ki Kya zarurat Hai yahi par dikha do.

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Who played a double role in SHOLAY?

Socho..

Aur socho yaar..

“COIN”..

20 Responses to “COLLECTION OF FUNNY SMSes”

  1. funny sms said

    Bohot achche !!

  2. ANIL KUMAR said

    NASBANDI K DR. KO MARIZ K PECHE BAGTE DEKH KAR EK NE PUCHA
    DR. KYA HUA

    DR – SALA PECHLI BAR KI TARAH IS BAAR BHI BAAL SAF KARVA KAR BHAG RAHA THAT
    ANIL 9896382592

  3. Rohit nama said

    are o sambha……….
    isse aacha joke sala koi ho hi nahi sakta re……..
    agar Sasura koi bata de to use hum goliyo se chhanni kar dunga.. ha ha haaa haha haa aaaaaaaaaaaaaa….

  4. Saurabh said

    Anil bhai.. jhakasss…

  5. roadie said

    Os M !!!!
    Man great jokes

  6. Ram shresthaa said

    ek damai babal 6 la jokes haru

  7. jai said

    log on to google SMS channel for awesm jokes.

  8. Anil Kumar said

    Tum Ladkiyo ka Bhi Ajeeb System hai Kuch Kah Do toh Muh Phula Leti ho !

    Aur kuch kar do toh Pet !

    Anil 9896382592

  9. olamba toool pa jama

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  11. sia khan said

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