Laughter All The Way….

Nice Lines of Life

Posted by @ B H i on December 29, 2006

It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle,

Million soldiers 2 protect a country,

but just One woman 2 make a Happy Home!


Boy: I’m not rich like Rahul, I don’t even have a big car like Rahul, but I really Luv U!

Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul.

Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?

Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.

Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.

Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA

Phir likha: SHUBH LABH

Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME

Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN

Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile,

mujhse bhi achche yaar mile,

meri galfriend tujhe raakhi baandhe aur tujhe ek aur behan ka pyar mile

It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam.

Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees.


Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha.

2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya .

3rd day koi aur ladki thi.

4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha

Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

Girl’s excuses:

Phone mat kiya karo dear,

mom hoti hai near,

papa se lagta hai fear,

baat nahin hoti hai clear.

Isliye SMS kiya karo dear without fear n very clear

Once in a jungle all the animals were eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA

But girraffe was not eating. Why?

Because Oonche log oonchi pasand MANIKCHAND

What do u call a woman in heaven?   :     An Angel

A crowd of woman in heaven?         :     A host of Angels

And all woman in heaven?            :     PEACE ON EARTH

Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?

Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.


5 Responses to “Nice Lines of Life”

  1. Agnetta said

    This is a very good and wise quote.

  2. HUSNA said

    These r the bst… onces….

  3. chintu said

    itz fantastic jokes n quotes…..

  4. J.d. Thori said

    Nice& so good

  5. epic fails said

    epic fails…

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