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Confession

Posted by @ B H i on December 19, 2006

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her
9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom
cupboard to watch. The woman’s husband also comes home.

She puts her lover in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy is in
there already.

The little boy says, “Dark in here.”
The man says, “Yes, it is.”
Boy – “I have a football.”
Inthe next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in
the cupboard together.
Boy – “Dark in here.”
Man – “Yes, it is.”
Boy – “I have football boots.”

Thelover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, “How much?”
Boy – “£750”
Man – “Sold.”

Afew days later, the boys father says to the boy, “Grab your boots and
football, let’s go outside and have a game of soccer. The boy says, “I
can’t, I sold my ball and boots.” The father asks, “How much did yousell
them for?”
Boy -“£1,000.”

Thefather says, “That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That
is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church and
make you confess.”

Theygo to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, “Dark in here.”

The priest says, “Don’t startthat shit again. You’re in my cupboard now”
Man – “That’s nice.”
Boy – “Want to buy it?”
Man – “No, thanks.”
Boy – “My dad’s outside.”
Man – “OK, how much?”
Boy – “£250”

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in
the cupboard together.
Boy – “Dark in here.”
Man – “Yes, it is.”
Boy – “I have football boots.”

The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, “How much?”
Boy – “£750”
Man – “Sold.”

A few days later, the boys father says to the boy, “Grab your boots and
football, let’s go outside and have a game of soccer. The boy says, “I
can’t, I sold my ball and boots.” The father asks, “How much did you sell
them for?”
Boy -“£1,000.”

The father says, “That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That
is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church and
make you confess.”

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, “Dark in here.”

The priest says, “Don’t start that shit again. You’re in my cupboard now”

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