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terrific slogans

Posted by @ B H i on December 16, 2006

# Sign on a  railway station at Patna:

Aana free, jaana  free,

pakde gaye to khana free.

#  Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay:

Don’t whistle at  the girl going out from here.

She may be your  grandmother!

# Seen on a  bulletin board:

Success is  relative
More the success, more the relatives.

# Sign at a  barber’s saloon in Juhu, Bombay:

we need your  heads to run our business.

# A traffic  slogan:

Don’t let your  kids drive if they are not old enough – or else they never will  be…..

#THE BEST ONE:

Its God’s  responsibility to forgive the terrorist organizations

It’s our  responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god.”

– Indian Armed  Forces

One Response to “terrific slogans”

  1. suraj said

    i can,t taste my lips can u do it for me

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