Jokes

Laughter All The Way….

WHY …? WHY..? WHY..?

Posted by @ B H i on December 15, 2006

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest,but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Are there specially reserved parking spaces for “normal” people at the Special Olympics?

If the temperature is zero outside today and it’s going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

If it’s true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?

Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?

Can you cry under water?

If money doesn’t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases ?

Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby” when babies wake up, like, every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

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