Laughter All The Way….


Posted by @ B H i on December 15, 2006


i) Students found copying will be shot on the spot.
ii) Any student coming late after 10 minutes after the
exam starts will be forced to join Al Qayda Group .
iii) Ak 47 -s and Grenades are not allowed in the
hall. iv)Students may keep their daggers,Revolvers
pack of anthrax bombs only for self defense.

Math Exam Time 3 hours Full Marks 100

All questions are compulsory.
1. Abdul was sent to jail for murder .He has 7 wifes
in his house. Abdul distributed money to his wives
in such a proportion that the youngest and most recent
wife receives maximum and oldest wife gets minimum,
and each wife gets double of her former competitor.
Abdul Has 1700 Rupaye left in his house.
Abdul’s oldest wife needs atleast 25 rupaye per month. Find
out the time when Abdul will have to break Jail to
come out and earn money so that his wives do not

2. Karim is a Drug seller. Prices per gram of
Marijhuana, hasis, haroine and LSD s are 50,60,70,80
Rupaye respectively. Karim offers a discount of
Rupaye  20 for his buyers who buys more than 50 grams of
drug. If Rahim , a buyer gets Rupaye 37 discount , find
out the grams of LSD he bought.

3. Imran tampers the ball thrice per over. He
deforms the ball .02% of its original shape each time . Find
the percentage deformation the ball due to tampering
in a one day series against India in which Imran
bowled 9.3 overs.

4. Mohammed has a Company named Al Allah Kidnapping
&  Murder  Private Limited.He has to threaten 10 people
per day over the Telephone. 40% of the people he
threatens are cinema stars in Mumbai, 30% are
Businessmen in Delhi, 20% are Cricket Players in
Madras and 10% are shopkeepers in Calcutta . IF isd
charges are rupaye 15, 25,40, 50 per minute from
Mohammed’s city Islamabad to Bombay, Delhi, Calcutta
and Madras respectively and he gets a Telephone
bill of 10,230 Rupaya in a month Find out The No of
Cinema stars in Mumbai , threatened in that

5. A terrorist group has to provide one AK
49,one Rocket Launcher, 50 Grenades and one >pack of
RDX to its Ron roots for training .One AK 47 costs
100$; One Ak 49 costs 150 $ ,A Bazuka rocket
Launcher costs 250 $ , grenade is 3 $ each , a pack of Rdx
Bomb attached with remote Control is 500 $. The
terrorist  group admits 2000 new people every year out of which
30 % are court-martialed . Find the amt of Foreign
Money Pakistan Govt has to provide
each year to run such a group.

6. If stabilty of democratic Govt. in pakistan is
given by the following equation X exp3 +X exp2-16 = i ; Find out x.

7. Probaliblity of a Pakistani prime minister to be
shot is 78 %. Probabilty of a Military general >to
be  shot is 80 %. FInd the joint ! probability of >a
Prime  minister to be shot who is also a >Military general.

8)Find out geometrically the area of Paktunistaan
using PI Theorem with Osama BIn Ladens
correction>(That is taking the value of PI = 786
instead of >3.14….), if Paktunistaan is taken as a


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