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LIGHTER and cigarette

Posted by @ B H i on December 15, 2006

Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette. You don’t have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?

Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER……..using this LIGHTER you can light the other cigarette

another deadly answer. scroll down a little

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Another solution:

You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette

If that was not enough, one more deadly answer…. scroll down

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Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop…(TIP – TIP)  “TIP TIP barsa Pani.Pani ne aag lagayee.” us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee”.

Hehehehehehe

Well I don’t smoke.

One Response to “LIGHTER and cigarette”

  1. Anonymous said

    what a waste

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