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Vajpayee is thinking

Posted by @ B H i on December 14, 2006

Vajpayee,General Musharraf, Aishwarya Rai and Margaret Thatcher are sitting in a train

The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap

The train comes out of the tunnel. Both women and Vajpayee are sitting there looking perplexed

Gen Musharraf is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap

All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything

Thatcher is thinking:

“These World are all crazy after Aishwarya. Gen Musharraf must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him”

Aishwarya is thinking:

“Gen Musharraf must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Margaret instead and got slapped”

General Musharraf is thinking:

“Damn it, Vajpayee must have tried to kiss Aishwarya, she must have thought it was me and slapped my face”

Vajpayee is thinking:

“If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap General Musharraf again”

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