Jokes

Laughter All The Way….

JOKES.

Posted by @ B H i on November 28, 2006

Man was smoking in a bus. Conductor: No Smoking ka board nahin dikhta ?

Man: Uske side mein ‘Always Wear Condom’ ka board hai, ab vo bhi laga ke baithoon?

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Ek sawaal: Duniya ka sabse mushkil kaam kya hai?

Jawaab: Soye huye pappu par condom chadhaana

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Jab tumahara rape hua to tumne kya mehsoos kiya?

Girl: Ladoo agar zabardasti bhi khilaya jaye to bhi lagta to meetha hi hai

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A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye?

Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara

Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja

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Taxi driver: Mam, u r the 3rd pregnant lady whom I’m dropping to Airport today

Lady: But I’m not pregnant

Driver: But we hvn’t reached airport yet

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Condom to whisper: Bloody every month u stop my business for one week

Whisper: If u make a mistake I lose my business for 9 months

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Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip khuli dekh Ladkiyan zor se hasne lagi

Masterji bole: Zyada hehe ki to bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga

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Why is golf called a wrong game?

Coz u hold a stick n put the ball in the hole instead of holding the ball n putting the stick in the hole

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