Posted by @ B H i on November 28, 2006
Man was smoking in a bus. Conductor: No Smoking ka board nahin dikhta ?
Man: Uske side mein ‘Always Wear Condom’ ka board hai, ab vo bhi laga ke baithoon?
Ek sawaal: Duniya ka sabse mushkil kaam kya hai?
Jawaab: Soye huye pappu par condom chadhaana
Jab tumahara rape hua to tumne kya mehsoos kiya?
Girl: Ladoo agar zabardasti bhi khilaya jaye to bhi lagta to meetha hi hai
A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye?
Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara
Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja
Taxi driver: Mam, u r the 3rd pregnant lady whom I’m dropping to Airport today
Lady: But I’m not pregnant
Driver: But we hvn’t reached airport yet
Condom to whisper: Bloody every month u stop my business for one week
Whisper: If u make a mistake I lose my business for 9 months
Hindi class mein master ki pant ki zip khuli dekh Ladkiyan zor se hasne lagi
Masterji bole: Zyada hehe ki to bahar nikaal kar khada kar doonga
Why is golf called a wrong game?
Coz u hold a stick n put the ball in the hole instead of holding the ball n putting the stick in the hole