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Great Road Sign….

Posted by @ B H i on November 28, 2006

# Sign on a railway station at Patna:

Aana free, jaana free,

pakde gaye to khana free.

 

# Seen on a famous beauty parlor in Bombay:

Don’t whistle at the girl going out from here.

She may be your grandmother!

 

# Seen on a bulletin board:

Success is relative

More the success, more the relatives.

 

# Sign at a barber’s saloon in Juhu, Bombay:

we need your heads to run our business.

 

# A traffic slogan:

Don’t let your kids drive if they are not old enough – or else they

 

never will be…..

 

 

#THE BEST ONE:

Its God’s responsibility to forgive the terrorist

 

organizations

 

It’s our responsibility to arrange the meeting between

 

them and god.”

 

– Indian Armed Forces

 

One Response to “Great Road Sign….”

  1. Alex said

    Thank You

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